User:StefanBandicoot
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“You better not mess with this fellow. He seems dangerous!”
~ Oscar Wilde on StefanBandicoot
Hello people! I'm StefanBandicoot (aka Stefaneschwarz) and I've just made myself an account here. :D
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[edit] Sonic The Bat
Well known video game superstar Sonic the Hedgehog recently got his gender and species changed. He now has a body that resembles Rouge. How fucked up is that? How would his fans react to this?!!
Amy Rose, one of Sonic's stalkers, was shocked to hear about this. She lost her love interest in him all of a sudden, since he is now a she. This probably might be the reason Sonic got that change, so Amy wouldn't stalk him anymore. How clever.
[edit] Character Select
Stefan's ultimate Super Smash Bros. Brawl roster. It even has characters Nintendo wouldn't put in. How insane! This could drive the fanboys crazy if it were the final roster of the game.
“If only I were in this, it would've been the best game ever.”
~ Oscar Wilde on the roster
“I pity the foo' that didn't put me in there!”
~ Mr. T on the roster
“This character selection is fake.”
~ Captain Obvious on the roster
“Well arn't you the smart one.”
~ Stefan on Captain Obvious
“I fight for my friends. I also do crack and heroine!”
~ Ike on the roster
[edit] McRoll'd
Ronald McDonald has recently been losing the amount of kids coming to his restaurant, so he realized that he needed to make a video on Youtube to brainwash kids. He successfully made a video that has over a million views. His sales have increased by 5000%. This video demonstrates his cloning abilitys and mating call. Here is the video, but its not my fault if Ronald McDonald rapes you tonight!
[edit] Artwork
This nutshell appears to enjoy drawing.
