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Me Stiggy in my his famous pose

This user is The Stig.

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~ The Stig on The Stig

Welcome to the user page of The Stig. In case you're wondering, I'm not actually The Stig. It's just my user name. I hope I haven't offended anyone by bestowing upon myself this title.

On weekends, I go car-hunting with Jeremy Clarkson's afro, Richard Hammond's teeth and James May's classical music CDs. We chase, beat up and/or eat Toyotas, Fiats, Peroduas and the like. Tougher cars like Lamborghinis and Porsches are tackled with extra care. To join our gang or help us bring down superprey (supercar prey), send your request here.

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This user only speaks Bullsh!t because it was a required course in school.

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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of those African clicky noises.

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This user speaks Simple English at a near-native level.

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This user does not speak American English and furthermore believes American English to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of American English.

Please visit my sandbox to see what I'm planning to ~~beat up~~ contribute next.