User:Storytime
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| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
| This user is a complete, irredeemable spork. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and employs at the octopus. |
| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be dexter. | 
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| This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment. |
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| ... | This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered. |
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| MEH | This user redefines lazy. |
| ♂ | This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails. |
| typo-G | This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo. |
| This user is part of The Proofreading Service. |
| This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Guys Who Have Never Been Laid. |
| This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!! |
| This user likes to smoke weed. |
| This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia. |
| This user is a magic ninja! |
