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Contents 1 Week of 13nd June-ly 2 Week of 14th April 3 Week of 6th April 4 Week of 2nd March 5 Week of 17th February 6 Week of 10th February 7 Week of Chaos 13th, 3174 YOLD 8 Week of 31st December 9 Week of 17th December, as the last few weeks have obviously melded into one

Week of 13nd June-ly

• Category:New -- One guy on there, and don't click on his userpage for your own safety. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:29, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
• Category:Aardvark --Its funny becuase the subcategory links to the main category. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:29, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
• Category:Things that MrN9000 enjoys, like bangers and mash, and bangers. And being banged, if you know what I mean.   CAKE J! <19:04, 24 Jul 2008>
  • Na, I think that one would be kept. Pop it onto VFD yourself if you want, but in my experience this would get be kept. MrN  19:24, Jul 24
• Category:MrN9000 can kiss my muscular, American ass   CAKE J! <19:04, 24 Jul 2008>
  • Invalid Nom. Does not appear to be an actual category. Also, no matter how muscular Cajek claims his ass to be, MrN9000 will not be kissing it. He knows where its been. MrN  19:16, Jul 24
• The Forbes List-- Just a crappy list if you ask me. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:11, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
  • I think that's kinda the idea. Although it's not really that funny I admit! I will have a think about this one, but I have a suspicion this one might be kept if it was nominated... MrN  21:37, Jul 16
• Category:Fictional Character Amalgamations I'm sorry to say your wife has an amalgamation of the pancreas.   CAKE J! <0:06, 14 Jul 2008>
• Category:New Europe ?   CAKE J! <0:06, 14 Jul 2008>
• Category:People who are not Adolf Hitler it's funny 'cuz they put Adolf Hitler in there!   CAKE J! <0:06, 14 Jul 2008>
• Category:Bastard children of alliteration kinda can't cut it.   CAKE J! <0:06, 14 Jul 2008>
• Category:Articles about a video game character that are liked by a related video game character probably will be kept, but I don't get it at all   CAKE J! <0:06, 14 Jul 2008>
• Category:Cologne smells bad   CAKE J! <0:06, 14 Jul 2008>
  • CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to get you and Dexter in a boxing rig. Give you both a pair of feathers and let you try and tickle each other to death... MrN  12:00, Jul 14
    • STOP SCREAMING!!!! STOOOPPP STOP IT STOP SCREAMING AAAHHHHH but like I was saying, I've gotten banned the last two times I posted in the VFD proper, so no, I'm going to be a pooper.   CAKE J! <14:19, 14 Jul 2008>
      • What will you do if MrN gets opped? ;-) --UU Blah / Pee 14:32, Jul 14
        • Oh, don't even GO there! Don't even! Don't! Please no! He'll ban anyone who doesn't say "pants"! He'll ban people who don't adore England! He'll ban everyone! RUN AWAY!   CAKE J! <14:36, 14 Jul 2008>
          • Screw this... Sorry Cajek, I just don't give a monkeys about categories. Pop em on VFD is you think it really matters, but I reckon we have got other stuff to vote on... MrN  21:37, Jul 23
• New Australia Just pure crap. Offensive and Incomplete. Single Author/Contributor...It's Going Nowhere, Fast. =Hex= TALK: WORKSHOP: CONTRIBUTIONS: 06:51, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

It does appear to lack humour. The author is still working on this though, so I'm not going to move this one over to VFD myself. Why not contact the author yourself and have a word? MrN  18:08, Jul 8

No, actually. In the extremely unlikely event that I was ever bestowed with a ban stick, I can assure you all that it would mostly just be used for banning Cajek.

Week of 14th April

• Hobart Its offensive, Stupid, missinformed (Bridgewater isn't even in Hobart), It makes fun of people who live in Hobart and it just isn't funny.
• Category:Baltija what?   CAKE J! <5:52, 08 Jun 2008>
• Category:Nuclear Power Plants has only two pages in it, neither of which are nuclear power plants   CAKE J! <5:52, 08 Jun 2008>
• Category:Thanagarian Users "thanagarians" are an endangered species   CAKE J! <5:52, 08 Jun 2008>
• Category:I heard that the forums made by the Cool and Sexy Admin IP are funny ? oh god, I hope this is eligible for deletion, MrN.   CAKE J! <5:52, 08 Jun 2008> unfortunately, I'm rather sure this one would be kept... MrN  16:48, Jul 12
• Category:Lovers of mama's world famous corn muffins ...what?   CAKE J! <8:20, 02 Jun 2008>
• Category:Michigan only 1 page in it (special:random/category)   CAKE J! <16:55, 31 May 2008>
• Category:Things folks cannot leave alone 7 pages in it, but I don't get it   CAKE J! <16:55, 31 May 2008>
• Category:Tribute Bands urk!   CAKE J! <16:56, 31 May 2008>

Week of 6th April

• Thatcherism and Coventry - I randomly found both of these, and since I'm all n00by and stuff, I don't know if they're VFD material or not. I was told to go here for that sorta thing. - ☯•♫•© 17:47 Apr 8

It's always hard to tell what would happen when an article is put on VFD. I think both have some merit, so for now, I will not put them up. If it gets slow later on I might if they are not improved on. Cheers. MrN  19:29, Apr 8

• Gnome Mob - I really can't see the point to this. Is there one that I've missed and is really hilarious, or can we boot it? -- *Twitch!* Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 22:24, 12 Apr
• Institute of Totally Real Science - Another one. What the deuce?? -- *Twitch!* Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 22:50, 12 Apr

Week of 2nd March

• The New Era Cabinet 2006 - whatever THIS is   CAKE J! <Apr 03, 2008 [0:44]>
• Op-TAG - well, it looks like a long article, but it makes no sense to me... just like Ruskington.   CAKE J! <Apr 03, 2008 [0:42]>
• Ruskington - Please be funny and not just Ruskington.   CAKE J! <Apr 03, 2008 [0:41]>
• Mount Athos - huh?   CAKE J! <Apr 03, 2008 [0:39]>

Sometimes stuff like this gets kept, but I will pop it on if VFD gets slow... MrN  18:40, Apr 3

• Hans Brinker - what the...?   CAKE J! <Apr 03, 2008 [0:34]>

Sometimes stuff like this gets kept, but I will pop it on if VFD gets slow... MrN  18:40, Apr 3

• The Massacre of the Chickens - yeah, no.   CAKE J! <Apr 03, 2008 [0:34]>
• Blink-182 appears to be copied from wikipedia. --THE 14:24, 22 March 2008 (UTC) Never mind. 'Twas vandalism. --THE 14:29, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
• World War III-XIX - Stoopid article --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:47, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
• Aboriginals - Seriously offensive, and not even remotely funny. Utopiana 02:35, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

Week of 17th February

• Pie boy - Seriously lacking in content. -- (talk) • (contribs) • (email me!) 01:12, 20 February 2008 (UTC)
• HowTo: Hijack a plane - Fucked up page, no idea if it's a joke or a mistake, I don't know how to fix it yet, can anyone have a look? ---- *Twitch!* Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:54, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

I'm not sure this is what the Poopsmiths lounge should be used for Luvvy, but I have fixed it now... It was something to do with the TIP tag... It's fine now. Not a great article, but probably not VFD material. MrN  18:03, Feb 19

Well, I'm a n00b for now. And I really didn't come up with something else. Maybe It could use a rewrite tab? Ah, but I'm wasting space here... ---- *Twitch!* Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:08, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

• Size of the penis Seriously. --THE 23:42, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

Week of 10th February

Time now for a random page hunt

• X-Rays - random and stupid
• First Council of Nicaea - not funny
• Stir frying - ranom stupid and short
  • Has some idea to it. Add it yourself if you wish, but don't think I will... MrN  20:24, Feb 18
• [[B-it]] - crap, random
• Biology - Not Funny
  • Not VFD. MrN  20:24, Feb 18
• Rain forest Stupid random and short
  • This one is so random, and perhaps in a good way, I think it would have a chance of making it through VFD. Feel free to put it on yourself if you wish. MrN  20:15, Feb 18
• Cheese Jesus - listy and not really funny. Some of the pics are good though
  • Not great, but not VFD in my view. Add it yourself if ya like... MrN  20:15, Feb 18
• Synthpop - short, not funny
• Beautiful People - short, not funny
• Dread Pirate Roberts - Not funny
• King Brutus XVIII - Short, not funny

End Random Page Hunt--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally CUN GotA 07:55, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

• Insomnia - Not exactly a coherent article, just random nonsense in hopes of a few laughs in the form of oneliners, which means the article lacks both quality and quantity, not to mention the quasi-encyclopaedic tone that makes for proper hilarity... (This of course is a n00b opinion, but better to speak up somewhere) ---- *Twitch!* Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 01:57, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
• Traffic cop is short, unimaginative and not in the least funny. The article could use a steamroller. ---- *Twitch!* Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 17:20, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

• Cream the Rabbit - No. I guess those other two are decent, but this one is pretty terrible. There is nothing to understand, it's just random blather and name dropping. -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 23:46, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Personally, and from what I have seen on VFD recently, I think this article would have a very good chance of surviving. It's too random in places, but I think it just needs some work. If a very experienced Admin does not think this should be on VFD, then I am not going to argue with him... Feel free to put it onto the VFD page when a space becomes available, but I don't think I will be moving this one on myself. Also, there should not be a VFD tag on this article until it's actually on the page. Thanks. MrN  00:09, Feb 11

• Uncyclopedia:CVP - Obsolete. It's already possible to protect a title, even if this page does not exist, and titles locked due to pre-2006 incidents should not be being kept locked forever except in very rare circumstances. --66.102.80.212 21:30, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Um, not sure this is the correct place to try and get this done... Talk to an Admin if you have a problem with CVP or maybe even make a post in the dump. There is no way I'm putting CVP onto the VFD page. MrN  23:33, Feb 11

• 1-18-08 - A pretty random article with total randomness and pictures of what the monster really is, Passion of the Christ 3 does Cloverfield way, way better. --Uncognito 08:11, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

Week of Chaos 13th, 3174 YOLD

• Anderson Number fail. --THE 21:29, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
• Bizarro Jesus Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
• Jesus Hendrix Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
• Jesus H. Christ Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
• Voodoo economics Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
• Loo Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
• Tau Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
• Gayzilla Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
• VIRON ~ Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
• Dethklok - Aw, baby, why you gots to be like dat? -- Frankie! (Roman Dog Bird) 07:50, 3 February 2008 (UTC)
• NCMO - I have no problem with NCMO, but if it's written this poorly, I'll find me a more literate partner. Ж Kalir _{nobody knows my gender} 01:47, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
• George Lazenby What the hell is this? JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 17:33, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
• Hack Attack Utd --Pentium5dot1 00:11, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
• CAT5 (as in the type of Ethernet cable; not to be confused with CATS) --Pentium5dot1 00:11, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

Week of 31st December

• Safeway Alliance - Random, namedroppy rubbish. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:00, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
• The Minutemen - Bandcruft. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:26, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
• Supervengey - Has more than a suspicion of vanity/cyberbullying, and is crap. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:21, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
• Ariel Sharon. Old random crap.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 20:20, 4 January 2008 (UTC)

Week of 17th December, as the last few weeks have obviously melded into one

• Chinese Tiger --Pentium5dot1 05:25, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
• The Bacteriarata Wha? --THE 16:56, 15 December 2007 (UTC)