User:Streetslight

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I've been patching up unfunny articles; I've found that riffing off of what was unfunny before gives opportunities for some very nice and unexpected humor

[edit] Major Edits on Articles

1. Virginia
2. What the hell is going on
3. Dating system
4. Navy Seals
5. Long article
6. Top predator article
7. Tic-Tac
8. Statistics
9. Topless
10. Custard blankets
11. Cantor set
12. Philosophers
13. War on Terra

[edit] [Important] Minor Edits on Articles

1. Alternative Medicine
2. Incredulity
3. Custard
4. How To ...Learn Stuff
5. Ernest
6. 20th Century
7. Hurricane Rita
8. Crimes inspired by video games

[edit] Definitions

1. Undictionary:Disdain
2. Undictionary:Better

[edit] Righteous Reads

1. Khazi Exclusion Principle
2. Stereotype Reassignment Surgery
3. Incompleteness Theorem
4. Blame Transfer Protocol
5. Old Tech
6. Samuel Johnson
7. 20th Century
8. Uncyclopedia Brown

[edit] Courteous Chuckles

1. Telegram
2. Didst Thou Ken
3. Slim Shady Algorithm

[edit] Best Dates in History

1. Saint Felicity "Nice Arse" Kendal

[edit] Merely Notable Dates in History

• September 21, 1846 - First Cannes Film Festival. Participants wander about with no idea what to do.
• September 15, 1915 - God is killed in the Battle of Verdun and The Allies chances in the First World War are threatened. The tank is used and works as a suitable replacement.