User:Suresh/Zork

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IEZork Score: 0 Moves: 0

Welcome to the IEZork page. IEZork is an modern computer game project financed by National Board of Education aimed to learn the ignorant youth of today more on language, culture and history.

> examine statement

Unfortunately the project was ordered 1n 1975 and delayed by severe budget cuts. Therefore it might be outdated (no real time multiplayer 3D interaction) but we still think it can be useful for another ignorant target group - the now middle aged 386-sentimental computer nerds. Which you belong to since you not just sighed and surfed away for more flashy graphics. So here we go.

> look

You are standing outside a small Schythian hut, holding a primitive hack in your hand. To the west there are planes. To the north there are more plains. To the south there is the Black Sea. To the east there are more plains with mountains at the horizon.

Did I mention it is a grue here?

If you want, you can just turn your computer off.