User:Syndrome

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ow-2 This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under his/her bed and really wants to read them.

uk-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Correct English.

rh-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Random Humour.

:o This user thinks the admins are cool and sexy.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

NO This user doesn't care.

Syndrome is so popular that he's allowed to have a vanity page on Wikipedia.

Articles I've buggered:

• The Lorax--Based on the Lewis Carroll poem. You know, the one that goes like "and the Lorax outgrabe..."
• Please don't delete this page--PRETTY PLEASE!
• The life of MC Hammer--Rewrite for Conservation Week.
• North--In the spirit of North Korea Day.
• Chun Li Dynasty--Embarassing, but less so.
• Neutrino--Kind of embarrassing.

Articles I want to do:

• Probability--Maybe
• Mach 3 Triple Bladed Katana--This is so awesome, I can't resist rewriting it.
• Bruce Campbell--This article needs fixing, and I only hope that I'm groovy enough to do it.

I want salt. Sweet sweet salt

Vandalism. Yeah.

I'm parking this image for a minute so it doesn't get deleted.