User:Syndrome/Elvis Impersonator
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Gerald P. Elwood, better known as That one Elvis impersonator guy, is perhaps one of the most renowned and influential (and dare we say, imitated) entertainers of the 20th century. Ever since his unfortunate death, his estate has been one of the most popular tourist attractions in his hometown of Elko, Nevada. He is best remembered for his ability to sing "Heartbreak Hotel" almost perfectly after imbibing eight tequila fannybangers, a feat the real Elvis attempted several times but could never accomplish.
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