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[edit] Welcome to ME!!
[edit] I'm pretty much yeah!
Yep, that's me. I'm SysRq, and you're <insert name here>. But enough about what we already know.
I've lived here at Uncyclopedia for well over a year now, off and on. I first registered under a different username, but no one seemed to like me. I gave up for the time being, leaving my FANTASTIC userpage behind. I re-registered sometime around November of 2007 just because I missed you guys so much. Since then, I've been pissing all over the place, writing the occasional article, and doing other cool stuff around the site. I'm sure you've seen me somewhere. And if you haven't, then you obviously haven't been here for long. Because now that my username is easier to spell, people love me now. Ph43r.
Checkit my werks!
Oh, and drop me a line.
[edit] Don;t be dildos!
Yeah, don;t be dildos. And quit yer bitchin.
“But I like to bitch! C'mooooonnnn!”
~ Cajek on new, exciting ways to communicate
“Just don't you all start treating my page like that other guy's userpage.”
~ SysRq on "minor vandalism"
“What are you going to do if we do, huh?”
~ UU on red rags to bulls
“Probably something very unfunny, like removing the quotes or not responding anymore.”
~ SysRq on Red Bull
“How unfunny is unfunny?”
~ YTTE on provoking people
“About this ----------------------- length of Chuck Norris facts”
~ DJ on probably getting banned...
“At the same time, it's still nice to feel popular enough to where people care to vandalize my userpage.”
~ SysRq on being a WikiCelebrity
“Well stop moaning then, you big moaner!”
~ YTTE on annoying people
“Alright then, maybe I'll start messing with your userpage.”
~ SysRq on either people who are annoying or the act of annoying people
“You're all under arrest! Please disperse, and leave this poor newb alone!”
~ Wikipolice on Wiggidy Wiggidy Wikivandalism
“Uhh...they were invited, officer!”
~ SysRq on having a gun pressed to the back of my head whilst answering the door
“I wasn't invited, officer, I swear! I need arresting, officer!”
~ YTTE on being an idiot
[edit] Final thoughts courtesy of Cajek, who wants the world to know that he is a homosexual
“Whoa. Dude. That's teh gayz that you have that on yer yerserpage.”
~ Cajek on teh gayz
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Reviewer of the Month March 2008
| This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
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World's Best Friend April 2008
| UnNews Audio Ninjastar For a fine job on your audio. Your character, wit and smarm have lulled the masses into a false sense of security. Nice job! –Rev_zim
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| Rejoice, SysRq! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award | 
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| Rejoice, SysRq! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award |
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| Rejoice, SysRq! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award |
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| For donating high quality material to the Pee Review. |
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| Rejoice, SysRq! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award |
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(Yepp, x4 of em.)
| Encourage the n00b star I award You this star, because you're foolish enough to encourage a n00b's Uncyc addiction and increase it's chances of making a career in Humour™ and/or Visual Gags™.*Bonus awarded for being good to the n00b. (Added bonus of +2 available in exchange for cookies). |
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3/1/08: Olipro's thong.
[2008-03-01 21:19:34] <SysRq|Writing> ALRIGHT JOO GUYS.
[2008-03-01 21:19:36] <Bradaphraser> I once wanted to write an article about how placebos are the greatest drugs known to man
[2008-03-01 21:19:38] <zombieninja> Bush doesn't know or care if people on internet forums and chatrooms don't like him
[2008-03-01 21:19:40] <SysRq|Writing> Get ready to be knocked on your asses.
[2008-03-01 21:19:42] <SysRq|Writing> http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Olipro_is_wearing_a_thong%2C_offers_%2410%2C000_to_anyone_who_can_guess_what_color_it_is
[2008-03-01 21:19:48] <zombieninja> But people on the forums or chatrooms care when they're exiled.
[2008-03-01 21:19:52] <SirSquiggle> OH MY GOD
[2008-03-01 21:19:53] <Tesfan> XD
[2008-03-01 21:19:54] <Kippy> AHAHAHAHHA
[2008-03-01 21:19:57] <SirSquiggle> YOU ACTUALLY WROTE IT
[2008-03-01 21:20:00] <SysRq|Writing> I sure did.
[2008-03-01 21:20:02] <SysRq|Writing> With pictures.
[2008-03-01 21:20:10] <Tesfan> aww you need the borat thong picture
[2008-03-01 21:20:11] <Bradaphraser> um
[2008-03-01 21:20:14] <Bradaphraser> I'm not clicking that
[2008-03-01 21:20:19] * zombieninja applauds thunderously. All by himself
[2008-03-01 21:20:20] -->| Ljlego (n=Ljlego@unaffiliated/ljlego) has joined #uncyclopedia
[2008-03-01 21:20:26] <SirSquiggle> Do NOT click any links!
[2008-03-01 21:20:30] <Kippy> Countdown to VFH nomination is 36.... 35.... 34.... 33....
[2008-03-01 21:20:33] <Bradaphraser> it's still true
[2008-03-01 21:20:37] <SysRq|Writing> Bradaphaser: That's actually a big part of the article.
[2008-03-01 21:20:40] <SirSquiggle> LJLEGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[2008-03-01 21:20:41] <Bradaphraser> I found twogirlsonecup last month
[2008-03-01 21:20:43] <SysRq|Writing> People not clicking on it.
[2008-03-01 21:20:44] <Ljlego> hay gize
[2008-03-01 21:20:46] <Ljlego> SirSquiggle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[2008-03-01 21:20:49] <SysRq|Writing> Ljlego: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Olipro_is_wearing_a_thong%2C_offers_%2410%2C000_to_anyone_who_can_guess_what_color_it_is
[2008-03-01 21:20:59] <SysRq|Writing> Probably the best thing to come out of IRC in a while.
[2008-03-01 21:21:08] <zombieninja> SirSquiggle: Is it satin?
[2008-03-01 21:21:13] <DJ|Irrevy> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[2008-03-01 21:21:17] <SirSquiggle> I maintain that Do NOT click any links! is still the wisest internet philosophy
ever.
[2008-03-01 21:21:22] <SysRq|Writing> Yepp.
[2008-03-01 21:21:23] <Tesfan> xD
[2008-03-01 21:21:28] <Bradaphraser> it really is
[2008-03-01 21:21:32] <zombieninja> crap
[2008-03-01 21:21:33] <SysRq|Writing> So do I get any high fives for this article?
[2008-03-01 21:21:34] <Ljlego> XD
[2008-03-01 21:21:48] <Ljlego> "Established running joke Olipro"
[2008-03-01 21:21:51] <Tesfan> xD
[2008-03-01 21:21:59] <TheDudeMan> SysRq|Writing: FEATURE!
[2008-03-01 21:22:03] * SirSquiggle high tens SysRq|Writing.
[2008-03-01 21:22:05] <zombieninja> oh shite
[2008-03-01 21:22:07] <SysRq|Writing> Someone do it.
[2008-03-01 21:22:13] <SirSquiggle> I will
[2008-03-01 21:22:16] <SysRq|Writing> It'll be the fastest feature evar.
[2008-03-01 21:22:20] * zombieninja would be willing to give SysRq|Writing a blowjob, should he ask it of zombieninja
[2008-03-01 21:22:23] <Ljlego> I don't think so, SysRq|Writing
[2008-03-01 21:22:24] <SirSquiggle> We must all vote for it.
[2008-03-01 21:22:27] <SirSquiggle> Agreed?
[2008-03-01 21:22:27] <TheDudeMan> no i'm doing it
[2008-03-01 21:22:28] <Ljlego> that title belongs to Zombiebaron
[2008-03-01 21:22:31] <SysRq|Writing> Yeah.
[2008-03-01 21:22:37] <DJ|Irrevy> I feel sick...
[2008-03-01 21:22:41] <Ljlego> DJ|Irrevy!
[2008-03-01 21:22:49] <SysRq|Writing> Alright, I'm on my way to VFH right now.
[2008-03-01 21:22:52] <Kippy> I usually have a bias agaist self vanity and gay jokes, but Olipro is ALWAYS the exception.
[2008-03-01 21:23:01] <SysRq|Writing> When I get there, I better find this thing there
[2008-03-01 21:23:02] <DJ|Irrevy> oh was that funny
[2008-03-01 21:23:21] <SysRq|Writing> Why am I still laughing at my own fucking article?
[2008-03-01 21:23:26] <SirSquiggle> http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Olipro_is_wearing_a_thong%2C_offers_%2410%2C000_to_anyone_who_can_guess_what_color_it_is
[2008-03-01 21:23:29] <SirSquiggle> VOTE1
[2008-03-01 21:23:30] <SirSquiggle> *!
[2008-03-01 21:23:32] <TheDudeMan> FU SQUIGLE
[2008-03-01 21:23:35] <SysRq|Writing> Oh my god.
[2008-03-01 21:23:36] <Bradaphraser> I do that all the time
[2008-03-01 21:23:38] <TheDudeMan> you edit conflicted me
[2008-03-01 21:23:38] <SysRq|Writing> You actually did it.
[2008-03-01 21:23:43] <SirSquiggle> heh
[2008-03-01 21:23:47] <SirSquiggle> Sorry, TheDudeMan.
[2008-03-01 21:23:48] <SysRq|Writing> LOL!!
[2008-03-01 21:23:51] <Kippy> My countdown was dead on.
[2008-03-01 21:23:59] <SirSquiggle> Everyone vote
[2008-03-01 21:24:10] <DJ|Irrevy> I feel... soiled
[2008-03-01 21:24:14] <SirSquiggle> And I mean everyone.
[2008-03-01 21:24:19] <SysRq|Writing> I think I better wait fer everyone to edit conflict each other first before I vote.
[2008-03-01 21:24:27] <Ljlego> no
[2008-03-01 21:24:30] <Ljlego> no no no no no
[2008-03-01 21:24:33] <Kippy> SysRq|Writing: btw, I've read a rule for writing comedy is to make yourself laugh.
[2008-03-01 21:24:45] <SysRq|Writing> Alright, good.
[2008-03-01 21:24:47] <Ljlego> I've laughed at things others disliked
[2008-03-01 21:24:49] <TheDudeMan> Squigle editconflicted me as i created it
[2008-03-01 21:25:00] <SirSquiggle> Yeah
[2008-03-01 21:25:06] <Ljlego> u gize blow
[2008-03-01 21:25:13] <SirSquiggle> At least we both had good intentions.
[2008-03-01 21:25:17] <SysRq|Writing> Ahaha.
[2008-03-01 21:25:30] <SirSquiggle> Seriously, everyone vote.
[2008-03-01 21:25:33] <SirSquiggle> Kippy, vote.
[2008-03-01 21:25:42] <Kippy> Ljlego: Perhaps you could use your new admin voodoo to help me vote against. :D
[2008-03-01 21:25:46] <SirSquiggle> DJ|Irrevy, vote.
[2008-03-01 21:25:49] <TheDudeMan> VOTE NOW! - http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Olipro_is_wearing_a_thong%2C_offers_%2410%2C000_to_anyone_who_can_guess_what_color_it_is
[2008-03-01 21:25:54] <zombieninja> Don Sullivan is a good name, but I doubt I made it up, though if I stole it I can't remember from where.
[2008-03-01 21:26:06] <SirSquiggle> Kippy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Don't vote against!
[2008-03-01 21:26:14] <SirSquiggle> What's wrong with you?
[2008-03-01 21:26:17] <Kippy> SirSquiggle: I couldn't if I wanted to you putz.
[2008-03-01 21:26:18] <SirSquiggle> Always putting down awesome things.
[2008-03-01 21:26:31] <SysRq|Writing> Seriously guys, don't kill the dream.
[2008-03-01 21:26:40] <Bradaphraser> I'm tempted to vote against without reading
[2008-03-01 21:26:44] <Bradaphraser> just on the vanity alone
[2008-03-01 21:26:47] <SirSquiggle> Read it first.
[2008-03-01 21:26:53] <Bradaphraser> also, I don't want to click it
[2008-03-01 21:26:54] <SirSquiggle> It is genuinely funny.
[2008-03-01 21:26:59] <Kippy> Yeah, I don't like Uncyclopedia self-vanity.
[2008-03-01 21:27:08] <SirSquiggle> Fine, Bradaphraser.
[2008-03-01 21:27:11] |<-- Kristen_ has left irc.freenode.net ("CGI:IRC")
[2008-03-01 21:27:11] <SysRq|Writing> Yeah, it's just just "OMG OLIPRO IS A GAY RAPIST" kinda article.
[2008-03-01 21:27:19] <SirSquiggle> I'LL JUST COPY-PAST IT IN HERE.
[2008-03-01 21:27:29] <Bradaphraser> the good thing is, I'm WAY too lazy
[2008-03-01 21:27:52] <Kippy> I haven't even read it yet. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME???
[2008-03-01 21:27:52] <SirSquiggle> UNCYCLOPEDIA, UK - Established running joke Olipro of Uncyclopedia made a public wager yesterday morning in the form of an online bulletin posted at exactly 12:00 PM, GMT. The bulletin told the Uncyclopedia community that he was currently wearing a thong, and that a prize of US$10,000 would be awarded to the first person who could tell him what color it was. He made sure to state that it was...
[2008-03-01 21:27:52] <SirSquiggle> ...not the standard leopard print that most of the community was used to seeing over their faces when they woke up every morning, and that in fact this was a thong he had only recently purchased at a local yard sale. The only other hint included in the lewd and licentious bulletin (which had a large picture of Olipro not wearing the thong as the header) was that the thong was one solid...
[2008-03-01 21:27:52] <SirSquiggle> When asked, most users told this reporter that they were "hesitant to open anything from Olipro," One such user, Squiggle, told us why. "He usually just puts up pictures of his penis, or videos of himself. I accidentally clicked on it, since I just got one of those weird trackball mouses. Bam. Next thing I know, I'm staring down the barrel of the single most feared johnson on Uncyclopedia."...
[2008-03-01 21:27:54] <SirSquiggle> Further investigation showed that, in fact, most other Uncyclopedia users were unaware of the $10,000 up for grabs for a single correct guess. Even the few who actually were unfortunate enough to open the bulletin were still left unaware that such a contest even existed. When asked why, all of the users our reporter talked to said that they had closed the bulletin withing seconds of opening...
[2008-03-01 21:27:59] <SirSquiggle> In fact, only one user stepped up to the challenge. At 12:34 PM GMT, Dave2 replied with the correct color, winning the cash prize. However, upon reading the fine print at the bottom, (which was next to yet another picture of Olipro's genitalia) it was discovered that in order to claim his prize, he would have to extract it, one $20 bill at a time, from Olipro's asshole. This catch did not...
[2008-03-01 21:28:04] <SirSquiggle> ...color, and was the first thong that he owned to not have anything written on it.
[2008-03-01 21:28:06] <SirSquiggle> Another thong also belonging to Olipro, which he claims is not the one he is wearing. According to Dave2, an expert on this subject, this is the one he wears when welcoming new users to the site.
[2008-03-01 21:28:09] <SirSquiggle> ...Our reporter then asked him if he was going to take part in the contest, to which he replied "What contest?"
[2008-03-01 21:28:12] <DJ|Irrevy> will this become the new euroipods...
[2008-03-01 21:28:12] <SirSquiggle> ...it, not knowing that any actual message existed past the penis picture at the top.
[2008-03-01 21:28:14] <SirSquiggle> ...seem to phase Dave2, who later commented that it was "the easiest money I've ever made."
[2008-03-01 21:28:16] <SirSquiggle> BAM!
[2008-03-01 21:28:18] <SirSquiggle> Now you HAVE to read it.
[2008-03-01 21:28:19] =-= Mode #uncyclopedia +o Bradaphraser by ChanServ
[2008-03-01 21:28:20] <Tesfan> lol
[2008-03-01 21:28:22] <SirSquiggle> Nah
[2008-03-01 21:28:24] <Tesfan> pwnt
[2008-03-01 21:28:24] <SirSquiggle> Oh shit.
[2008-03-01 21:28:27] * SirSquiggle ducks.
[2008-03-01 21:28:30] <Bradaphraser> we done spamming?
[2008-03-01 21:28:34] <SysRq|Writing> DJ|Irrevy: I hope not
[2008-03-01 21:28:36] <SirSquiggle> Yes sir, Brad sir.
[2008-03-01 21:28:37] <TheDudeMan> hi Bradaphraser the op
[2008-03-01 21:28:41] <Bradaphraser> hi
[2008-03-01 21:28:42] <Tesfan> I really like the page myself xD
[2008-03-01 21:28:46] <Kippy> I'm pissed that I never finished the "Benson outlinks Mhaille" UnNews in time for Black History Month.
[2008-03-01 21:28:49] <Tesfan> One of the few that made me lol
[2008-03-01 21:28:54] <SirSquiggle> Tesfan: Then vote for it.
[2008-03-01 21:29:04] =-= Bradaphraser was booted from #uncyclopedia by Bradaphraser (you aren't even a real op, loser)
[2008-03-01 21:29:12] <TheDudeMan> oh yea kip got band for 6 months
[2008-03-01 21:29:13] <SirSquiggle> ?
[2008-03-01 21:29:15] -->| Bradaphraser (n=Bradaphr@wikia/Bradaphraser) has joined #uncyclopedia
[2008-03-01 21:29:23] <SysRq|Writing> SirSquiggle: Your defense of this article makes you my new hero.
[2008-03-01 21:29:28] <SirSquiggle> Wow, Brad.
[2008-03-01 21:29:32] <SirSquiggle> :D
[2008-03-01 21:29:39] <Kippy> AHAHAH DAVE2!!!!!!!!
[2008-03-01 21:29:48] <Kippy> "The easiest money I ever made"
[2008-03-01 21:29:49] |<-- Ljlego has left irc.freenode.net ("Though I die, La Resistance lives on")
[2008-03-01 21:30:05] <SysRq|Writing> I figured a line like that would be a nice way to finish.
[2008-03-01 21:30:08] -->| Ljlego (n=Ljlego@unaffiliated/ljlego) has joined #uncyclopedia
[2008-03-01 21:30:16] <TheDudeMan> Ljlego: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Olipro_is_wearing_a_thong%2C_offers_%2410%2C000_to_anyone_who_can_guess_what_color_it_is
[2008-03-01 21:30:16] <Ljlego> my intarwebs suck
[2008-03-01 21:30:22] <Ljlego> erm
[2008-03-01 21:30:26] <Ljlego> I was just here
[2008-03-01 21:30:28] <Kippy> TheDudeMan: You idiot. He'll vote against.
[2008-03-01 21:30:32] <Ljlego> I'm quite aware of that
[2008-03-01 21:30:34] <Kippy> Learn to whore properly.
[2008-03-01 21:30:36] <TheDudeMan> oh
[2008-03-01 21:30:37] <SirSquiggle> C'mon, Ljlego. Be awesome.
[2008-03-01 21:30:38] <Ljlego> no, I'll passively abstain
[2008-03-01 21:30:40] <Ljlego> :)
[2008-03-01 21:30:41] <SysRq|Writing> Yeah, no more whoring it plox.
[2008-03-01 21:30:43] <TheDudeMan> well, meh
[2008-03-01 21:30:47] <SirSquiggle> C'moooooon.
[2008-03-01 21:30:49] <SysRq|Writing> I don't want people to vote against.
[2008-03-01 21:30:54] <SirSquiggle> C'mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon.
[2008-03-01 21:30:55] <Ljlego> I'm not going to dissent
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[2008-03-01 21:30:58] <Ljlego> it's pretty funny
[2008-03-01 21:30:59] <SirSquiggle> Be a pal.
[2008-03-01 21:31:11] <Ljlego> hoyever, I can't morally put my stamp of approval on its feature
[2008-03-01 21:31:13] <TheDudeMan> back in my day, whoring ones self was a healthy fun treat for everyone
[2008-03-01 21:31:20] <SysRq|Writing> Be a part of history.
[2008-03-01 21:31:22] <SirSquiggle> Funniness is all that an Uncyclopedia article should need.
[2008-03-01 21:31:23] <Kippy> Ljlego: Are you aware that America is featured today?
[2008-03-01 21:31:27] <Ljlego> I am
[2008-03-01 21:31:27] <SysRq|Writing> This is epic.
[2008-03-01 21:31:29] <Ljlego> don't worry
[2008-03-01 21:31:34] <SysRq|Writing> Don't get caught up in politics.
[2008-03-01 21:31:37] <Ljlego> it's coming back for the fourth of July
[2008-03-01 21:31:38] <SysRq|Writing> Follow your heart.
[2008-03-01 21:31:40] <Bradaphraser> moderately funny
[2008-03-01 21:31:53] <SysRq|Writing> Listen to the little boy inside you.
[2008-03-01 21:31:53] <Ljlego> SysRq|Writing: my heart says against :P
[2008-03-01 21:32:08] <SysRq|Writing> Then hide him from Olipro.
[2008-03-01 21:32:14] <DJ|Irrevy> Now everyone will ignore my article
[2008-03-01 21:32:18] <SirSquiggle> I can't stop laughing at the line you gave me.
[2008-03-01 21:32:19] <SysRq|Writing> Ljlego: Awweh.
[2008-03-01 21:32:20] * DJ|Irrevy cries
[2008-03-01 21:32:23] <Bradaphraser> unfortunately, it's an injoke
[2008-03-01 21:32:26] <SirSquiggle> "Next thing I know, I'm staring down the barrel of the single most feared johnson on Uncyclopedia."
[2008-03-01 21:32:27] <Ljlego> but I won't follow it
[2008-03-01 21:32:30] <Ljlego> don't you worry, Sys
[2008-03-01 21:32:38] <Kippy> DJ|Irrevy: Is it up for VFH?
[2008-03-01 21:32:39] <Ljlego> you my systa
[2008-03-01 21:32:42] =-= YOU are now known as SysRq
[2008-03-01 21:32:46] <SirSquiggle> Kippy: Yes, it is.
[2008-03-01 21:32:55] <DJ|Irrevy> yep
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[2008-03-01 21:32:58] <SirSquiggle> Oh, wait.
[2008-03-01 21:33:02] <SirSquiggle> Never mind.
[2008-03-01 21:33:03] <UnIdiot> stupid sister unplugging internets
[2008-03-01 21:33:06] <Kippy> Then no need to worry. There's always the trickled effect theory.
[2008-03-01 21:33:08] <SysRq> Ljlego: Haha, I like when people call me Sys because it sounds like "Sis"
[2008-03-01 21:33:16] <SirSquiggle> Don't worry, DJ|Irrevy.
[2008-03-01 21:33:18] <Ljlego> Systa
[2008-03-01 21:33:26] <DJ|Irrevy> "Come for the Olipro, stay for DJ's article."
[2008-03-01 21:33:26] <Ljlego> wb UnIdiot
[2008-03-01 21:33:27] <SirSquiggle> I have plans for that one.
[2008-03-01 21:33:37] <SirSquiggle> Once the number of articles at VFH dies down a bit.
[2008-03-01 21:33:38] <SysRq> Hai UnIdiot.
[2008-03-01 21:33:43] <Ljlego> Kippy: you got my message?
[2008-03-01 21:33:50] <SysRq> Have you read the epic masterpiece I just put up?
[2008-03-01 21:33:50] <UnIdiot> hai SysRq Ljlego!
[2008-03-01 21:33:51] <Kippy> Yes.
[2008-03-01 21:33:55] <Ljlego> OK
[2008-03-01 21:33:55] <Ljlego> good
[2008-03-01 21:34:09] <Kippy> Something about an article you wanted me to vote for.
[2008-03-01 21:34:09] <SirSquiggle>
UnIdiot:http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Olipro_is_wearing_a_thong%2C_offers_%2410%2C000_to_anyone_who_can_guess_what_color_it_is
[2008-03-01 21:34:14] <SirSquiggle> UnIdiot: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Olipro_is_wearing_a_thong%2C_offers_%2410%2C000_to_anyone_who_can_guess_what_color_it_is
[2008-03-01 21:34:16] <SirSquiggle> Actually
[2008-03-01 21:34:25] <UnIdiot> i saw it beofre my internets crapped out
[2008-03-01 21:34:29] <Ljlego> excess whoring
[2008-03-01 21:34:31] <SirSquiggle> Ah
[2008-03-01 21:34:33] <UnIdiot> brilliant
[2008-03-01 21:34:38] <SirSquiggle> Vote for it
[2008-03-01 21:34:40] <SirSquiggle> At VFH
[2008-03-01 21:34:43] <SysRq> UnIdiot: Thanks!
[2008-03-01 21:34:48] <UnIdiot> ok
[2008-03-01 21:34:53] <SirSquiggle> If you find it "brilliant", as you say.
[2008-03-01 21:35:22] <Ljlego> SysRq: your article is humorous, but it is by no means "epic" as you say
[2008-03-01 21:35:26] <Ljlego> it's not even a screen long
[2008-03-01 21:35:30] <SysRq> So?
[2008-03-01 21:35:32] <SirSquiggle> It is epic.
[2008-03-01 21:35:35] <SysRq> I don't need it to be long.
[2008-03-01 21:35:39] -->| EnzoAquarius (n=chatzill@bas11-toronto12-1088916599.dsl.bell.ca) has joined #uncyclopedia
[2008-03-01 21:35:47] <Tesfan> The man-thong is epic.
[2008-03-01 21:35:50] <SirSquiggle> Epic as in "internet epic", not "Beowulf epic".
[2008-03-01 21:35:54] <Tesfan> Enzo: NO CONTEXT FOR YOU
[2008-03-01 21:35:54] <Tesfan> and hi
[2008-03-01 21:35:54] <EnzoAquarius> GREETINGS!
[2008-03-01 21:35:55] <EnzoAquarius> GREETINGS!
[2008-03-01 21:35:55] <EnzoAquarius> :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD
[2008-03-01 21:35:55] <SysRq> It's just brutal.
[2008-03-01 21:35:59] <Tesfan> lol
[2008-03-01 21:36:01] <EnzoAquarius> Man-thongs pwn, when you wear them, not when you see other men wear them
[2008-03-01 21:36:03] <Kippy> It's as "epic" as that movie with the word in it.
[2008-03-01 21:36:05] <SysRq> Hai EnzoAquarius!
[2008-03-01 21:36:08] <Ljlego> heh
[2008-03-01 21:36:08] <SirSquiggle> EnzoAquarius: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Olipro_is_wearing_a_thong%2C_offers_%2410%2C000_to_anyone_who_can_guess_what_color_it_is
[2008-03-01 21:36:09] <EnzoAquarius> OMG HAI THAR
[2008-03-01 21:36:15] <Ljlego> I've written an "epic" piece
[2008-03-01 21:36:18] <EnzoAquarius> BLOODY HELL!
[2008-03-01 21:36:20] <EnzoAquarius> BURN IT!
[2008-03-01 21:36:20] <Ljlego> UnNews cannot be epic
[2008-03-01 21:36:24] <EnzoAquarius> SEND IT TO HELL!
[2008-03-01 21:36:26] <SysRq> SirSquiggle: I mean it, people are going to get mad at me because of you.
[2008-03-01 21:36:27] <Bradaphraser> well, have fun with Olipro's thong, everyone
[2008-03-01 21:36:32] <Bradaphraser> I'm off to somewhere else...
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