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Contents 1 SysRq's werks 1.1 Articles I claim to be mine 1.2 Terrible articles that I'd rather were NOT mine 1.3 Articles that used to be mine (2007 articles written before the name change) 1.4 UnNews Stories I claim to be mine 1.4.1 UnNews Audio Talkie Show Thingies 1.5 Songs I wrote 1.6 Articles I have WIP'd here on the namespace 1.7 Awards I've made 1.8 Useful templates

[edit] SysRq's werks

Placeholder for now, I plan on making my userpages look nice later. Quit bitching.

[edit] Articles I claim to be mine

• American flag lapel pin
• HowTo:Pee In a Cup
• I don't know Rewrite
• HOMG CLICK FOR N00DZ
• Charles Lindbergh Rewrite Featured!
• Threads Of Our Existence: Excerpts From the Secret Writing Journal Of F. Scott Fitzgerald Featured!
• Veteran Featured!
• Why?:Blame Hitler Collab with TheLedBalloon Featured!
• UnBooks:My New Life as a T-Rex Featured!
• Dishwasher Featured!

[edit] Terrible articles that I'd rather were NOT mine

• Don't vote for my dog!
• Motivation

[edit] Articles that used to be mine (2007 articles written before the name change)

• Jesii
• Black Karl Marx
• Undo
• Everything
• HowTo:Pronounce §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ
• America is the best!!!
• HowTo:Eat a Snickers Bar Without Offending Homosexuals

[edit] UnNews Stories I claim to be mine

• UnNews:Italian loser buys Texas town, seller is amused
• UnNews:Tagruato blamed for internet outages in Middle East
• UnNews:Husband comes out as gay, wife not surprised
• UnNews:Olipro is wearing a thong, offers $10,000 to anyone who can guess what color it is VFH hopeful!

[edit] UnNews Audio Talkie Show Thingies

• Image:UnNews Tagruato blamed for internet outages in Middle East.mp3
• Image:UnNews Presidental elections cancelled - no budget left after war efforts.mp3
• Image:UnNews Giant beats Patriot in Super Bowl.mp3
• Image:UnNews Clinton quits race for Whitehouse.mp3

[edit] Songs I wrote

• UnTunes:She's So Sick Of Me
• UnTunes:Home on a Friday Night

[edit] Articles I have WIP'd here on the namespace

• User:SysRq/HowTo:Get Attention
• User:SysRq/Two Girls, One Cup: A Retrospective
• User:SysRq/Cell Phone Etiquette
• User:SysRq/White Star Line
• User:SysRq/UnSAFE
• User:SysRq/High School Rewrite
• User:SysRq/Sequel Rewrite
• User:SysRq/Kraft Rewrite
• User:SysRq/UnScripts:Tyler Perry Presents: Tyler Perry and Tyler Perry in Tyler Perry Movie
• User:SysRq/Coors Light Presents: The American Man
• User:SysRq/UnBooks:The Book Formerly Known As The Prince

{{WIP}} it. Into shape. Shape it up. Get it straight. Go forward. Move ahead. Try to detect it. It's not too late. To {{WIP}} it. {{WIP}} it good.

[edit] Awards I've made

This is a list of reasons to be nice to me awards I've made.

• User:SysRq/awards/favoriteperson
• User:SysRq/awards/i
• User:SysRq/awards/u
• User:SysRq/awards/p
• User:SysRq/awards/w
• User:SysRq/awards/m
• User:SysRq/World's Best Friend Award

[edit] Useful templates

PrIP'd! Pee Review In Progress Checkit bitches, this review is as good as peed on. I'm marking my effing territory. Said article is being reviewed by: ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF