User:SysRq/werks
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Status: Offline; IRC?: No; Currently: Whoring my article for all it's worth. Be a dear on New Year's, won't you?
Responding: No; Last updated: 22:10, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
Responding: No; Last updated: 22:10, 31 December 2008 (UTC)
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[edit] Articles I claim to be mine
- American flag lapel pin
- HowTo:Pee In a Cup
- I don't know Rewrite
- HOMG CLICK FOR N00DZ
- Charles Lindbergh Rewrite Featured!
- Threads Of Our Existence: Excerpts From the Secret Writing Journal Of F. Scott Fitzgerald Featured!
- Veteran Featured!
- Why?:Blame Hitler Collab with TheLedBalloon Featured!
- UnBooks:My New Life as a T-Rex Featured! Top 10'd!
- Dishwasher Featured!
- Coors Light Presents: The American Man
VFH Hopeful! - Andy Rooney Featured!
- Millions Of Americans
- Abortion
VFH Hopeful! - Southern People VFH Hopeful!
[edit] Terrible articles that I'd rather were NOT mine
[edit] Articles that used to be mine (2007 articles written before the name change)
- Jesii
- Black Karl Marx
- Undo
- Everything
- HowTo:Pronounce §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ
- America is the best!!!
- HowTo:Eat a Snickers Bar Without Offending Homosexuals
[edit] UnNews Stories I claim to be mine
- UnNews:Italian loser buys Texas town, seller is amused
- UnNews:Tagruato blamed for internet outages in Middle East
- UnNews:Husband comes out as gay, wife not surprised
- UnNews:Olipro is wearing a thong, offers $10,000 to anyone who can guess what color it is
VFH hopeful!
[edit] UnNews Audio Talkie Show Thingies
- Image:UnNews Tagruato blamed for internet outages in Middle East.mp3
- Image:UnNews Presidental elections cancelled - no budget left after war efforts.mp3
- Image:UnNews Giant beats Patriot in Super Bowl.mp3
- Image:UnNews Clinton quits race for Whitehouse.mp3
[edit] Songs I wrote
[edit] Articles I have WIP'd here on the namespace
- User:SysRq/High School Rewrite
- User:SysRq/Kraft Rewrite
- User:SysRq/UnScripts:Tyler Perry Presents: Tyler Perry and Tyler Perry in Tyler Perry Movie
- User:SysRq/UnBooks:The Book Formerly Known As The Prince
- User:SysRq/Undecided Voters Exposed: Two Years of WTF
- User:SysRq/Painfully Sarcastic Girl In My Art Class Who Never Shuts Up About Twilight
- User:SysRq/UnNews:Our Five-Day Forecast with James Williams...James?
- User:SysRq/Christmas Commercialism
{{WIP}} it. Into shape. Shape it up. Get it straight. Go forward. Move ahead. Try to detect it. It's not too late. To {{WIP}} it. {{WIP}} it good.
[edit] Awards I've made
This is a list of reasons to be nice to me awards I've made.
