User:Systemdrive1

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LOOK OUT!
 This user is completely Bat Fuck Insane.
If you attempt to edit thisuser page, you will most likely become Bat Fuck Insane yourself.
Or the he will eat your liver.
This article was written by a кoммциіѕт.
"In Soviet Яussia, template adds УФU!!"

Note that both the Chiniзe and teh Яussians love thiz AЯTICLE!




My only goal in life is to serve Uncyclopedia and fix those god damn grammar mistakes.


This user should not be trusted.
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should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.


This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there. Also, general lack of your-mom jokes rampant
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
Counter-Strike retail box This user is an Asian and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Counter-Strike24-7.
This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.


This user is so pirate, they stole religious doctrine.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
17-4 This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.
du-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Dumbass.
us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.
pika-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pikachu.
tlh-0 This user does not understand Klingon and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
uk-E This user only speaks Correct English because it was a required course in school.
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