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[edit] Welcome One and All to My Fanclub

Failure to Join my fanclub will result in me rewriting your article, and vandalizing your car with KKK Bumper stickers. (Unless you are an admin, I don't fuck with admins... those guys play for keeps yo!)

If you want to be a member, simply put your name below: (Look, I even started the list off, so you can tell how it goes!)

[edit] Members of The Club

TheJournalist Unregistered User... Appreciate the effort, but this is a members only club.

[edit] People Who Hate Me

In September 2006, User 86.128.134.17 Wrote: "ur a cunt, piss of"

• Awww, shucks. You're such a sweetie pie! And such awesome spelling too! Did it take you very long to formulate such wonderfully stated prose? By the way, it should be "You're a cunt, Piss off!" I count 1, 2, 3, 4... 4 errors, ah-ah-ah! in your post! You forgot to capitalize "You're". You misspelled "You're". You misspelled "off". You forgot ending punctuation.

Dude, you typed 5 fucking words. FIVE! And you managed to include FOUR errors! Please do the human race a favor, and NEVER HAVE SEX! Christ, you'll fuck up our whole Gene Pool.