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[edit] Step One - Picking an Area

This step is one of the most essential steps, but perhaps the simplest step of all; you must pick an area to be lazy. Preferably, this should be somewhere comfortable and an area that has allot of potential for being entertaining. Examples of this would a bedroom with a TV or a living room. Remember you will be spending a great deal of time here, so comfort is essential.

[edit] Step Two - Modifying Your Area

Now that you have your area picked out, its time to make it as entertaining as possible. This step will probably require a good amount of work, and possible a large sum of money, depending on how fancy you want to get with it. what you will want to do for this step is to obtain as many things as you can to keep you occupied durring the day with as little effort as possible. Most of these things should be either kept close to you for easy access at all times. suggestions include, but are not limited to, a laptop computer with a wireless internet conection, a large, obnicious stereo system controlled by a remote, a video game console such as the Xbox 360 and m any games to go with it, and a nice High Definition TV with premium cable. Not recommended are a desktop computer that requires setup across the room, a Wii, or a girlfriend, not like you could get one anyways. these things require too much effort to use and would take away from the overall laziness.