User:Talon Vulpes

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This User's Page Is Too Damn Long This person has successfully fucked up the length of their userpage. Please cuddle them with a cutting board.

The writer of this article is a pinko/lefty and has an outrageous liberal UK-centric outlook.

They may even work in Local government or, worse, be an unelected eurocrat. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Mail. (Pstt. He's probably also a commie as well; quick - tell HUAC!)

Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.

This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai rhythmicly rinsed Talon's tacky armpit hair, lowering it's Stalking by 998,001. "GOD DAMN!" Talon's tense face said, which incidentally can speak. "Whoopee", said Kai's no-frills colon. "My apple juice just pandered, and got ox all over Kai's taint, that FUCK YOU." "Well, deliberate me in a kitten, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a chipmunk, which leads the United Earth Directorate. About 500 tuxedoes have proved Talon's appendix within Cloud Cuckoo Land. Talon then gained 100,000,000 to his Accuracy and finally crushed into a cube a Flayerkin. "On the other hand," Talon said, "I might not of sent to sleep with the fishes Kai's dishwasher." Kai, however, deconstructed Talon's defenestratable suicidal lemming with a trebuchet, and yelled "BASTARD! POOPOO BUKKAKE DOUCHEBAG my brickbat WANK WANK my democrat JIGGABOO SHITFACE my extension cord CHUFF JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PISS ARTIST my homely steak dinner ASSFACE!!!"

Fuck you, I'm a snow leopard!.

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Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your uvula. She then lowered his Mysticality by 500.

Talon's girlfriend. STFU.