User:Tayor

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Welcome, <insert name here>, to the point of no return. PHEAR. Leave me a message. I am the all knowing Tayor I will find you, and you will suffer. Toodles!

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This person is God

This person is the one and ONLY Creator of Uncyclopedia and everything else.

“"As you can possibly see, I have an injury myself — not here at the hospital, but in combat with a cedar. I eventually won. The cedar gave me a little scratch. As a matter of fact, the Colonel asked if I needed first aid when she first saw me. I was able to avoid any major surgical operations here”

~ George Bush on visiting the amputee quarters

“If your weezed cuz I'm munching on your Grindage just chill cuz if I had the whole brady bunch thing happening at my pad I'd go grind over there, so don't tax my gig so hard cork cruster”

~ Pauly Shore on Grindage

1 MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)
2 Uncyc Moments!
3 READ THIS
4 User Biography
5 The Best Oscar Wilde Quotes in the World!
6 Honored Users
7 Bushisms
8 Good songs
9 Uncyclopedia Contributions
- 9.1 Awards (kinda)

[edit] MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)

isn't that awesome!

[edit] Uncyc Moments!

Tayor> alright to your comment earlier---penis backwards is sinep and if you seperate those words, that makes sin ep, a sin is an unforgivable thing against god, and ep is etymology for after, or it means bible

<Tayor> so my question to you is: is a penis really something given to someone after they did a sin, or is it something given to someone to correct a sin?

[edit] READ THIS

okay, <insert name here> I'm writing a story, and I need to give the main character something. Pregnancy, cancer, anything. Do you have an idea how I could kill her, maim her, psycologically screw with her, or otherwise destroy her?

Suggestions are taken happily! TALK

Keep in mind this must last me at least 60 pages. Choose wisely.

I know where you live

<insert name here> I WILL DESTROY YOU

[edit] User Biography

Cow Moo Cult
This user posses the rank of Musk Calf, and is an up and coming member of the CMC. Ain't he/she sweet? Their fledgling Cow Power is growing, steadily...

hehe, I'm emo now. I'LL DO IT AGAIN IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME A MESSAGE.... IT'S YOUR FAULT... yeah!

Now I'll go frolic in the daisies :D

This user is a girl.

[edit] The Best Oscar Wilde Quotes in the World!

“Veni vidi reveni!" ("I came, I saw, I came again!")”

~ Oscar Wilde on Porn

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This user is a native speaker of English.

This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français.

du-G

This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

♀	This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

[edit] Honored Users

--Theo

Zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers.

~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk)

KDKat51623

Cheer Bear*huggles*

⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|CUNT|+S

ANID N MENO S C WICZ

DaBlade (Click here to bitch. :))

Sliferjam - You got something to say? - JAM! - I'm special.

Neo Zidane Headbutt extraordinaire

» Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c »

Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)

Splaka

Sir Famine , Gun ♣ Petition »

T. (talk)

[edit] Bushisms

“I think we are welcomed. But it was not a peaceful welcome.”

~ George Bush on going to Iraq

“Those who enter the country illegally violate the law.”

~ George Bush on Illegal People

“Wow! Brazil is big.”

~ George Bush on Brazil

“So please give cash money to organizations that are directly involved in helping save lives — save the life who had been affected by Hurricane Katrina.”

~ George Bush on Hurricane Katrina

“The relations with, uhh — Europe are important relations, and they've, uhh — because, we do share values. And, they're universal values, they're not American values or, you know — European values, they're universal values. And those values — uhh — being universal, ought to be applied everywhere.”

~ George Bush on Relations

“I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here.”

~ George Bush on a Economic Forum

“We both use Colgate toothpaste”

~ George Bush on what he and Tony Blair, the British Prime Minister have in common

“It is white”

~ George Bush on a little kid asking him what the White House looked like

“I'm the master of low expectations”

~ George Bush on on Air Force One

[edit] Good songs

I love little girls they make me feel so good I love little girls they make me feel so bad When they're around they make me feel Like I'm the only guy in town I love little girls they make me feel so good

They don't care if I'm a one way mirror They're not frightened by my cold exterior

They don't ask me questions They don't want to scold me They don't look for answers They just want to hold me Isn't this fun Isn't this what life's all about Isn't this a dream come true Isn't this a nightmare too

(Repeat first verse)

They don't care about my inclinations They're not frightened by my revelations

Uh oh take a second take Uh oh it's a mistake Uh oh I'm in trouble Uh oh the little girl was just too little Too little, too little, too little Isn't this what life's all about Isn't this a dream come true Isn't this a nightmare too . . .

And I don't care what people say And I don't care what people think And I don't care how we look walking down the street

(Repeat Chorus)

Oingo Boingo--I Love Little Girls

She's part girl, she's part boy. She's got parts everyone can enjoy.

She's got more, she's got less. She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.

Is she a mister, or is she a miss? Does she stand up when she's taking a piss? She's my little girl, yea, she's my little guy. When I try to please I get poked in the eye.

She wears lace and she wears flannel. She watches football and the Lifetime Channel.

What's that bulge under her nightie? It must be hermaphrodite.

Somethings are white, somethings are black. Some girls wear make-up, mine shaves her back.

She is still beautiful, she is still fine. It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.

She can't help her imperfections, she gets jock itch from her yeast infections. Who stole all my tightie whities? It must be hermaphrodite.

Yea, hermaphrodite.

Steven Lynch--Hermaphrodite

here we are dear old friend you and i drunk again laughs have been and and tears have been shed maybe the whiskey's gone to my head

but if i were gay i would give you my heart and if i were gay you'd be my work of art and if i were gay we would swim in romance but i'm not gay so get your hand out of my pants

its not that i dont care -i do i just dont see myself in you another time, another scene i'd be right behind you if you know what i mean

cause if i were gay i would give you my soul and if i were gay i would give you my whole being and if i were gay

we would tear down the walls but i'm not gay so wont you stop cupping my hand

we've never hugged we've never kissed i've never been intimate with your fist you have opened brand new doors get over here and drop your drawers. Stephen Lynch--Gay

The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt... He turns to us and speaks: "Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!" Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing Anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk Yuk... let’s try that again...!) he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design. Later he says: "Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of god’s grey Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!" Girl you thought he was a man But he was a muffin He hung around till you found That he didn’t know nuthin’ Girl you thought he was a man But he only was a-puffin’ No cries is heard in the night As a result of him stuffin’ Bruce fowler on trombone, napoleon murphy brock on tenor sax, and lead vocals, Terry bozzio on drums, tom fowler on bass, denny walley on slide, george duke On keyboards, captain beefheart on vocals, and soprano sax, and madness. thank You very much for coming to the concert tonight. hope you enjoyed it. goodnight Austin, texas, where ever you are.

Frank Zappa--Muffin Man

[edit] Uncyclopedia Contributions

Yay!!!!!:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Excuses_for_muses

Hmm...concerning articles, does anyone have any unused ideas? I've been on here for quite a while and figured it was time to put my butt in gear. Figuratively of course...