User:TechieRefugee

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[edit] Welcome to TEH COCKZ0RZ!

“[insert quote here]”

~ Oscar Wilde


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[edit] HOMO

Hello, PENIS'. How are you I'LL RAPE YOU doing today? Why are you MONKEY'S UNCLE reading this piece of CUNTRAG'ASSBANDIT? Why, GRIS?!?!? Why would you want to FUCKER read this JACKASS'BALL SACK'EXTRA LONG PENIS, you SHITTY'SHIT'HELLFIRE?

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[edit] Holy TITS & DICKS, Suicide!

This section is excessively bloody.
Don't get your clothes bloody, or your mom will beat you senseless.


The author of this aticle appears to have died. Luckily, somebody else picked up where he left off.

Again!

The author of this article appears to have died. Please find someone to finish the article properly.

Again!

The narrator appears to have killed himself. Please find someone that will finish the article..

Again!

The author of this article appears to have not died, but you are, so you can't read this anymore! Ta ta for now.

One More Time!

The author of this article appears to have strangled himself unconscious with a rubber hose, fell into his Wood Chipper and died. Please find someone to finish the article properly.


[edit] GOD DAMN


<Title goes somewhere around here>
<insert witty catchprase here> ...coz I can't be bothered to. I mean, why should it always be us Uncyclopedians who have to do everything? Why should we have to finish off this damn article?Why do we have to make all the funny lines? You know what? I'm going on strike.
BEWARE: If you don't like it, contact our complaint department.


  This user is not a clearly-defined native speaker of any commonly-spoken language.


This user is getting addicted to templates!


This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be dexter.

This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! If your Sex-Ed teacher flunked you, kick her in the nuts! Help!
This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.


This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.


CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST'CANNED QUOTES'DRAMA'NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK'REDEEMING VALUE

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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.


This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
This user is a mutant.
♀♂ This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.
This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
No user serviceable parts inside.


Counter-Strike retail box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and won't mind blowing your face off with an AK-47.


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Crapload 		This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

Whoa! You made it! Good job!!


Now go away.

Image:Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.
This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

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This space for rent.


Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
This user is an evil clown. Fear his/her evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!

Other users who are Evil Clowns






[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.



This user is a unnatural hairless Swiss cheese that likes to deport while rickety pocket-sized mammary glands prove his rabbit.
This user is the random huge stool sample that recollected his utopia inside of your lava so you must oscillate him/her with your ill-bred adjective.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
Image:Bushfire.jpg This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head
Q! This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)
This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
This user is a reincarnation of Your Mom.
This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.


[edit] BITCH

This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.
Spellin Aword

This uzer cant spel. Pleaze shoote him ore bye him sum spel-cheking softweare.


This user, TechieRefugee, is a genuine Puppet Master.
This person has done (assumedly) bad things to Uncyclopedia
under 3 - 3000 pseudonyms, as referenced here.

? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
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This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.
This user is a geek.
1337 This user is elite.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
This user hates you and everyone you care about.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there. Also, general lack of your-mom jokes rampant
NO This user doesn't care.
Durrr This user is a fucking Moron.
hey! The above wasn't my fault!



This user is addicted to video games.


This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Dialing...
Verifying username and password...
Shit! This user contributes using dial-up!
This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

C:\>_ This user contributes using DOS.
This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
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PIELAND This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.

(List of Pielanders)

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.


Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.


Z3 This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.

Z4 This user has escaped the darkness and beaten Zork 4: Escape From Darkness.



ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.


ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.



Zork This user edits the Zork trilogy.
Abyss This user edits The Abyss.


This user edits Grueslayer.


TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
This user is apart of the offical Uncyclopedia Alliance for Cyber Nations. God help us.

Pirates do it till you walk the plank.

This User is a zookeeper at the Un-Bestiary. Don't mind the smell.

This User has been officially punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their mistakes and don't get flogged.


This user adept of suicide in small fees. Cool, aint it?
Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia.
This user is a vegan and loooooooves tofu. Please remind them that they'll die if they don't eat animal protein.
This user is a vampire, and is scared of stakes. Please keep them away from him/her.
This user is a zombie. BARHAH!
This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with his/her money!



This user watches Wheel Of Fortune.


This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

This user loves Maddox.

Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.

Image:Uncymy.jpg This Uncyclopedian claims to have a MySpace: MySpace.com/*******



This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfasctory life unless he forwards this userbox to 10 friends.
This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.


This user fears the clowns.
This user is homeless.
This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is a pyromaniac.


RAS This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.

This user has tested positive for ESFP on the Myers-Briggs Test, really.

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This user holds a degree from Uncycloversity.

This user is a complete, irredeemable evil secret Canadian mind-control device. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and matures at the lipmusic.


[edit] BASTARD

This user is a pedophile

As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor,
or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to.

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This user loves pi
This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!


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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!



USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


BS This userpage is bullshit.
BS This userpage is bullshit.
This user is stupid and gay an ambassador of the Spanish Inciclopedia here, in Anglo-Saxon lands.
This user has been
blocked -3.141592653589 times.
This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies, the only reason they use it is because they have to.

typo-0 This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
MS-P This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.
bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
MERC This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.


Image:Grue Jammy.gif This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users.

Please join today!

This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
This user seriously needs to calm down.
[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.


This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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Except for this message box claiming blankness
Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!
This user's IQ is 172.

3.141592653589 This user has written 3.141592653589 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.
ah-N This user is a native speaker of Asshat.
al-4 This user speaks the Ancient Language at a near-native level.
ao-F This user got an F in AOLer and likes their native language better (if they have one).


bs-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Bullsh!t.
cpp-N This user is a native speaker of Cplusplus.
css-N This user is a native speaker of CSS.
du-0 This user does not understand Dumbass and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
en-0 This user does not understand English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
enl-0 This user does not understand English, but Louder and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.


fig-N This user is a native speaker of Fight.
fh-0 This user does not understand Fuckhead and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
gb-4 This user speaks Gibberish at a near-native level.
gee-N This user is a native speaker of Geek.