User:Tha Machine
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I stand before you, the Holder of the Keys. A great many of the mysteries of our Order are known to me. Our secrets are laid bare before my eyes.
It is I and I alone who can grant passage to our most inner circle, who can judge the weak from the strong, the truth from the falsehood. I alone bear the Book of Salvation, the sacred record of out unforgiven past and of the tortuous road we have trodden to absolve our great sin.
I alone bear these most terrible burdens, for on my shoulders sit the sins of the World and I cannot rest while they still remain to stain our honor.
Right now. I'm naked right now. Cheers, Tha Machine 07:25, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
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