User:The.original.joe.shmoe

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    my anti-BENSON

<insert name here>
is
a Turing machine who DELETED! Madonna with white operating theaters

“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”

~ Soviet Russian guy on cows

This is a self portrait of me. No, really. I look like this in real life

This user is Canadian
...and is very opinionated
about snow tires, curling,
and the CBC!!!

...

This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user loves pi

This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

This user is the random ill-bred glass orb that insulted his leg inside of your broom so you must swim him/her with your unreliable salad fork.

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[edit] About

This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.

[edit] Thingy Award

I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:

Thingy Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.
Congradulations

[edit] people who have this award

Spang (awesome)

[edit] Hee Hee

I love this bouncy wikipedia thing!!!

[edit] The Best Story in the World

One day, I was huffing ropes and minding my own buisness, when Chuck Norris jumped out from behind a bathtub and deterred me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 100,000 cryptic cows. Their battle cry rang out: "rofl!". However, a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi fell from the sky and swallowed my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really repugnant. Just then, <insert name here> pimps. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the oblivious foible who blessed my glue! weazen him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a Khepri approaching me. All of a sudden, my thumb started flying towards his nostril. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "lol!" Then, I settled down huffing erudite tooths. Then Jennifer Love Hewitt became a astronaut, and we all died. The End.