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| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be dexter.
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| This user is a pedophile
As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor,
or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to.
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User:Akrabbim/UBX/Ducky
| This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.
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| This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
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| This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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| This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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| See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
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| No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.
<-- See?
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| Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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| What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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| This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.00.
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Ubx-
Crapload
| This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
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| This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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| Eeek!
| This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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| This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.
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| Temp
| This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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| RENT
| This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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| [insert content here]
| This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.
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| This user is the random pocket-sized cookie cutter that washed his colon inside of your Minolta so you must burn him/her with your complaining belfry.
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#119050
| This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.
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| This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.
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| This user can see what you don't.
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| Sense
| This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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| This user is an
Anti-Communist,
... and is unabashedly American!
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| This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.
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| This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
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| This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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| This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.
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| This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.
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| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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| This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.
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| This user loves Maddox.
Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.
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| AAAA!
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
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| This user loves pi
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| simp
| This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on his\her userpage!
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| ?
| Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
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| USB!!!!!11
| NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
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| This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
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#142AFA
| This user seriously needs to calm down.
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| [insert content here]
| This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.
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| This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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| This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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| This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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| This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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| THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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| This user will give you a seizure.
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This user is getting addicted to templates!
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| This user is a geek.
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| This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
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| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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| This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.
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| This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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| MEH
| This user redefines lazy.
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This user's boots were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
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| This user believes that admins are control freaks.
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| hey!
| The above wasn't my fault!
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| This User has the Need for Speed.
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| This User can Drift and beat D.K.
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| This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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| ETP
| Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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| This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
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| This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.
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| MERC
| This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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| This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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| This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
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| This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
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| bu-1
| This user speaks only basic Bullet and must chamber a new round manually after each shot.
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| MS-N
| This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.
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| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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| This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies
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| This user is actually not Sunny bacon. They are an impostor. Get away. Now.
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| TA
| This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
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| This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfasctory life unless he forwards this userbox to 10 friends.
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| This user likes to eat anything orange.
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| This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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| This user will give you a seizure.
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This user is getting addicted to templates!
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| This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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| This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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| \m/
| This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.
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| AAAA!
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
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| Meow!
| Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
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| Woof!
| Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
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| This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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| This user is a magic ninja!
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| THIS IS SPARTA!
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This user was brought to you by the letter X and the number 7+2i.
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| USB!!!!!11
| NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
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| Color
| This user likes random colored userboxes.
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| This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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