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    my anti-drug
Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability. That is the sound of your ban. Goodbye, Mr. Anderson.
Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability. That is the sound of your ban. Goodbye, Mr. Anderson.

Contents

UserPage of a loser: The Led Balloon Story.

(I like to call it a "loserpage")

If I've ever deleted your page, just remember, it hurts me more than it hurts you.
If I've ever deleted your page, just remember, it hurts me more than it hurts you.

A long time ago, in land called the Shire, which is far, far away from whatever planet this crazy asshole lives on, I'm pretty sure something happened. Something cool, Perhaps worth writing a novel or movie about...... Userpage Engage!!!

Anyways...

Welcome to the userpage of The Led Balloon, where humor comes to die! Please enjoy your stay at my userpage(yeah, yeah, it's a piece of crap) and visit my other pages while you're at it.




...Boo!

About Me Why I Suck:

No, I'm serious, I actually look like this. I'm 2D with a lightsaber and everything.
No, I'm serious, I actually look like this. I'm 2D with a lightsaber and everything.

Yeah, I'm in school and all that. Everyone hates school, but I find it rather enjoyable. Think of all the interesting stuff we learn, and how nice our teachers are to teach us and... alright, I give up, it sucks.

I've been at the Uncyc since April '07, and I like writing articles and generally contributing here. Got some cool awards and stuff, too. Now I'm a sysop.

...Yeah, that about sums it up. If you wanna really talk to me, (although I'm not sure why you would) you can come on the IRC Channel, and I may or may not be around.

Political Views

Anyone who goes around bragging about their political views on their wiki userpage is a pretentious douche.

FAQ

...none, really.

Message of the day*

*Message of the day not updated daily

As an admin, I deleted your page for one of five reasons:

  1. It sucked,
  2. It sücked,
  3. It sucked,
  4. It was posted on a discussion page, where voters decided whether to keep or remove it, and the vote was in favor of deletion, or,
  5. It sucked.

And I write all this like there's someone who cares....

Will I ever stop being such a retard?

I suppose it's a possibility...
I suppose it's a possibility...










Quotes

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Grand Cross of the Order
This user is an administrator, which explains his/her exceptionally high stress levels.
This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
NO This user doesn't care.
This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.
MEH This user redefines lazy.

Formerly lost among the dregs of obscurity, this User has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
This user is a pyromaniac.


THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
This user hates you and everyone you care about.

User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user should not be trusted.
This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.


3 This user rewrote 3 pages for Conservation Week 2007, because s/he cares. How many have you rewritten, huh?

This user is a member of the Reviewing Committee, because they are self opinionated knowitalls.

Tpt This user plays trumpet, because he enjoys being the loudest.
This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Fire Department.

This user can be found on the Uncyclopedia Frappr Map.


44 This user has written 44 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?

TheLedBalloon is an UnTunes contributor. Hearing protection should always be worn within fifty yards of them.
This user is from Norwell, Massachusetts. In other words, they have an army of whores to vote for their articles!
This user is NOT Thinkerer

As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor do they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.

This user thinks that
Mr winkler is GAY, and that he should GET SOME SICK

This user has been
blocked 17 times.
50px-8-cell.gif This user edits Hypercube and knows that there are exactly 962884857 rooms.


  • ...That's what I love about Preschoolers. I keep getting older, but they always stay the same age.
~ TheLedBalloon on Little children
  • Indifference is not an emotion. It's a skill, learned over time.
~ TheLedBalloon on How I learned to stop caring
  • I like this website. Way, way too much.
~ TheLedBalloon on Uncyclopedia
  • TheLedBalloon doesn't appreciate it when other users add quotes to his page
~ Ljlego on Irony
Also: Whichever quote magically appears below:
  • Ancient Egyptians worshipped cats. Cats never forgot it.
~ TheLedBalloon on the mysteries of life
To see more, go to Template:Fortune

Video of the <TIME INCREMENT>

Articles

Articles I have spawned or stolen "borrowed" and made "better."

  1. Baby-snatching my 1st page (not very good...)
  2. Pen Island my 2nd page (not very good...)
  3. Papercupism my 3rd page (I think it's ok, but meh.)
  4. Phrases spoken before death List I helped to fix up.
  5. Pae Do (Rewrite)
  6. UnNews:Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water -- FEATURED!
  7. UnNews:Russia's communist resistance sends bear army to retake Romania, four US tourists left dead Famine's idea and about half his text, but partially mine as well.
  8. UnNews:Host of NBC's "To Catch a Predator" arrested for attempted rape of a minor
  9. 667:Neighbor of The Beast -- FEATURED!
  10. Volcano (Another rewrite) -- FEATURED!
  11. HowTo:Become a wise old man My first "HowTo"
  12. UnNews:Lisa Simpson a suspect in bizarre double-homicide (Not very good)
  13. UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development -- FEATURED, PLS WINNER!!
  14. Russian Roulette -- PLS WINNER!!
  15. Independence Day -- PLS contender
  16. This page does NOT exist -- PLS entry
  17. UnNews:Defenseless Hummer viciously attacked by Eco-Nazis -- FEATURED!
  18. HowTo:Check for Lumps -- FEATURED!
  19. UnPoetia:Ode to Russian Reversal -- Will almost certainly be deleted
  20. UnTunes:Won't Get Banned Again -- Music by the Who, words by Leoispotter and I, singing by me, and recording/editing help by The UnIdiot.
  21. UnNews:Original Van Halen lineup to begin touring, fighting again -- Quasi-Featured.
  22. UnBooks:The Castaway -- FEATURED!
  23. Walls -- FEATURED!
  24. Star Wars -- Rewritten originally for the Rewrite-a-thon -- FEATURED!
  25. Your Mom -- Also rewritten for the Rewrite-a-thon
  26. Why?:Nuke the whales -- FEATURED! -- I found this trolling Newpages, helped it out, fixed it up, and added a lot. A good portion of the text comes from User:Roboriath, however, so props to him/her.
  27. UnNews:Bin Laden releases new video, America responds with indifference -- FEATURED!
  28. UnNews:Man sues God; is smited
  29. Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A -- FEATURED!
  30. Camp Lazlo -- User:Ineedaname asked me on my talk page to help out with this, so I did. Ain't I nice?
  31. Heat death of the universe -- Collaboration with Cajek -- FEATURED!
  32. UnBooks:Science Fair -- FEATURED!
  33. UnBooks:Honest Jim's Miracle Tonic -- FEATURED!
  34. UnNews:Massachusetts school's winter break renamed to please all religions -- FEATURED!
  35. UnNews:Strange "white stuff" falls from sky, America baffled -- FEATURED!
  36. UnNews:2008 election race continues
  37. Fourth Wall -- I had a great idea for an article about this, when I found out that it already existed. But it was really short, so I expanded it.
  38. Pyromaniac -- Same as above. -- FEATURED!
  39. Iron Maiden -- Desperately needed a rewrite, so I gave it one.
  40. Conservapedia -- Rewrite achieved with Modus and Ljlego, FEATURED!
  41. Lake Spooky -- Rewrite of a VFD'd page for UN:CW, FEATURED!
  42. UnTunes:Artsy and Misunderstood: A Bedroom Emo Song -- I think people read too much into this...it's kinda an emo joke, but at heart it's just a horrible, horrible piece of music.
  43. UnBooks:Hospital -- I originally wrote this for a school magazine, but after it was published I uploaded it here and have been working on it.
  44. UnNews:PBS facing lawsuit after The Count's televised drunken profanity -- VFH, yo.

At this point, you may be thinking, "how does he have all those features?" Unless, of course, you're Modusoperandi or Ljlego or something, in which case you may be thinking "who does this fucker think he is? I have twice as many FAs as him, and now he's made an ass of himself talking like this!" But, yes, how did I get featured pages? It's not that hard, just do this:

  • 1)Read HTBFANJS
  • 2)Repeat step 1. Over and over and over and over and over and over again until you can recite it without looking. HTBFANJS, I mean. Not step 1.
  • 3)Write page, preferably one that uses the techniques learned over and over via HTBFANJS.
  • 4)SN and whore on irc.
  • 5)????
  • 6)Profit!!

Project Pages

May or may not contain material you've never seen before. May or may not contain material. Bold denotes stuff I care about right now.

Images

Pictures I added and dig. OK, only three, but still!

MS Paint for life!!

Audios

Awards

Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month September 2007

Foolitzer Prize Award Foolitzer Prize Winner December 2007

Author of the Month UnBooks Author of the Month August 2007

Article Narrator of the Month Article Narrator of the Month October 2007

Poet Lowrate
This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: Russian Roulette

Poet Lowrate
This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development













^^^^^With Cajek^^^^^







^^^^^With Ljlego and Modusoperandi^^^^^



Image:Fries.png Quasi-Featured: UnNews:Original Van Halen lineup to begin touring, fighting again








Image:UUpartay.jpg Woo!
Yay, go you! Under User has decided that you are "quite a decent sort",
which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise!
This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this,
he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go!

You're not invited though. Don't take it personally.
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Grand Cross of the Order




...Look at me, I've got awards!!! I'M A BIG MAN!!!!!
See also: (my cookie jar)

Obligatory non-sequitors





What, you no rike my userpage? I sho showwy! Will you forgive me? Cause I rearry rearry showwy.
What, you no rike my userpage? I sho showwy! Will you forgive me? Cause I rearry rearry showwy.
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