This user has been nominated for Writer of the Year—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite user at Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Year.
Nominated Uncyclopedian of the Year
This user has been nominated for Uncyclopedian of the Year—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite user at Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Year.
Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability. That is the sound of your ban. Goodbye, Mr. Anderson.
If I've ever deleted your page, just remember, it hurts me more than it hurts you.
Ok, time to write my story. Once, a long time ago upon a time, in a galaxy far far away, there was a time, many years ago, once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away. Unfortunately, most people don't really remember what went on then, not having been born at the aforementioned time, or within reasonable walking distance of the aforementioned galaxy.
As such, I'll write about a much more recent time, specifically April of 2007, when I found this crazy site. Naturally, I took to writing here like a fish to hydrochloric acid, and my earlier works reflect this. Luckily, after a bunchof reading, I improved my writings, rantings, and ravings to an almost passable level, a lifetime achievement which I have yet to top. So, now I've got a bunch of features and awards, and I also do some adminning as well. And that's pretty much where I am right now, as I write this, so it'll probably be outdated by the time you read it. So, please keep in mind, dear reader, that this text is almost definitely outdated. I could be in jail or dead right now, and you'd have no idea. Even I have no idea. But hey, that's life.
...Yeah, that about sums it up. If you wanna really talk to me, (although I'm not sure why you would) you can come on the IRC Channel, and I may or may not be around.
No, I'm serious, I actually look like this. I'm 2D with a lightsaber and everything.
Political Views
Anyone who goes around bragging about their political views on their wiki userpage is a pretentious douche.
FAQ
...none, really.
Message of the day*
*Message of the day not updated daily
Lotsa lotsa hockey...
And I write all this like there's someone who cares....
This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?
TheLedBalloon is an UnTunes contributor. Hearing protection should always be worn within fifty yards of them.
This user is from Norwell, Massachusetts. In other words, they have an army of whores to vote for their articles!
As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor do they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.
Why?:Nuke the whales -- FEATURED! -- I found this trolling Newpages, helped it out, fixed it up, and added a lot. A good portion of the text comes from User:Roboriath, however, so props to him/her.
Fourth Wall -- I had a great idea for an article about this, when I found out that it already existed. But it was really short, so I expanded it. -- FEATURED!
At this point, you may be thinking, "how does he have all those features?" Unless, of course, you're Mhaille or Ljlego or something, in which case you may be thinking "who does this fucker think he is? I have twice as many FAs as him, and now he's made an ass of himself talking like this!" But, yes, how did I get featured pages? It's not that hard, just do this:
Nominated Writer of the Year
