User:TheLedBalloon
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UserPage of a loser: The Led Balloon Story.
(I like to call it a "loserpage")
A long time ago, in land called the Shire, which is far, far away from whatever planet this crazy asshole lives on, I'm pretty sure something happened. Something cool, Perhaps worth writing a novel or movie about...... Userpage Engage!!!
Anyways...
Welcome to the userpage of The Led Balloon, where humor comes to die! Please enjoy your stay at my userpage(yeah, yeah, it's a piece of crap) and visit my other pages while you're at it.
...Boo!
About Me Why I Suck:
Yeah, I'm in school and all that. Everyone hates school, but I find it rather enjoyable. Think of all the interesting stuff we learn, and how nice our teachers are to teach us and... alright, I give up, it sucks.
I've been at the Uncyc since April '07, and I like writing articles and generally contributing here. Got some cool awards and stuff, too. Now I'm a sysop.
...Yeah, that about sums it up. If you wanna really talk to me, (although I'm not sure why you would) you can come on the IRC Channel, and I may or may not be around.
Political Views
Anyone who goes around bragging about their political views on their wiki userpage is a pretentious douche.
FAQ
...none, really.
Message of the day*
*Message of the day not updated daily
As an admin, I deleted your page for one of five reasons:
- It sucked,
- It sücked,
- It sucked,
- It was posted on a discussion page, where voters decided whether to keep or remove it, and the vote was in favor of deletion, or,
- It sucked.
And I write all this like there's someone who cares....
Will I ever stop being such a retard?
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“...That's what I love about Preschoolers. I keep getting older, but they always stay the same age.”
~ TheLedBalloon on Little children
“Indifference is not an emotion. It's a skill, learned over time.”
~ TheLedBalloon on How I learned to stop caring
“I like this website. Way, way too much.”
~ TheLedBalloon on Uncyclopedia
“TheLedBalloon doesn't appreciate it when other users add quotes to his page”
~ Ljlego on Irony
- Also: Whichever quote magically appears below:
“Ancient Egyptians worshipped cats. Cats never forgot it.”
~ TheLedBalloon on the mysteries of life
- To see more, go to Template:Fortune
Video of the <TIME INCREMENT>
Articles
Articles I have spawned or stolen "borrowed" and made "better."
- Baby-snatching my 1st page (not very good...)
- Pen Island my 2nd page (not very good...)
- Papercupism my 3rd page (I think it's ok, but meh.)
- Phrases spoken before death List I helped to fix up.
- Pae Do (Rewrite)
- UnNews:Florida flooded by global warming, Sea World ironically left above water -- FEATURED!
- UnNews:Russia's communist resistance sends bear army to retake Romania, four US tourists left dead Famine's idea and about half his text, but partially mine as well.
- UnNews:Host of NBC's "To Catch a Predator" arrested for attempted rape of a minor
- 667:Neighbor of The Beast -- FEATURED!
- Volcano (Another rewrite) -- FEATURED!
- HowTo:Become a wise old man My first "HowTo"
- UnNews:Lisa Simpson a suspect in bizarre double-homicide (Not very good)
- UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development -- FEATURED, PLS WINNER!!
- Russian Roulette -- PLS WINNER!!
- Independence Day -- PLS contender
- This page does NOT exist -- PLS entry
- UnNews:Defenseless Hummer viciously attacked by Eco-Nazis -- FEATURED!
- HowTo:Check for Lumps -- FEATURED!
- UnPoetia:Ode to Russian Reversal -- Will almost certainly be deleted
- UnTunes:Won't Get Banned Again -- Music by the Who, words by Leoispotter and I, singing by me, and recording/editing help by The UnIdiot.
- UnNews:Original Van Halen lineup to begin touring, fighting again -- Quasi-Featured.
- UnBooks:The Castaway -- FEATURED!
- Walls -- FEATURED!
- Star Wars -- Rewritten originally for the Rewrite-a-thon -- FEATURED!
- Your Mom -- Also rewritten for the Rewrite-a-thon
- Why?:Nuke the whales -- FEATURED! -- I found this trolling Newpages, helped it out, fixed it up, and added a lot. A good portion of the text comes from User:Roboriath, however, so props to him/her.
- UnNews:Bin Laden releases new video, America responds with indifference -- FEATURED!
- UnNews:Man sues God; is smited
- Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A -- FEATURED!
- Camp Lazlo -- User:Ineedaname asked me on my talk page to help out with this, so I did. Ain't I nice?
- Heat death of the universe -- Collaboration with Cajek -- FEATURED!
- UnBooks:Science Fair -- FEATURED!
- UnBooks:Honest Jim's Miracle Tonic -- FEATURED!
- UnNews:Massachusetts school's winter break renamed to please all religions -- FEATURED!
- UnNews:Strange "white stuff" falls from sky, America baffled -- FEATURED!
- UnNews:2008 election race continues
- Fourth Wall -- I had a great idea for an article about this, when I found out that it already existed. But it was really short, so I expanded it.
- Pyromaniac -- Same as above. -- FEATURED!
- Iron Maiden -- Desperately needed a rewrite, so I gave it one.
- Conservapedia -- Rewrite achieved with Modus and Ljlego, FEATURED!
- Lake Spooky -- Rewrite of a VFD'd page for UN:CW, FEATURED!
- UnTunes:Artsy and Misunderstood: A Bedroom Emo Song -- I think people read too much into this...it's kinda an emo joke, but at heart it's just a horrible, horrible piece of music.
- UnBooks:Hospital -- I originally wrote this for a school magazine, but after it was published I uploaded it here and have been working on it.
- UnNews:PBS facing lawsuit after The Count's televised drunken profanity -- VFH, yo.
At this point, you may be thinking, "how does he have all those features?" Unless, of course, you're Modusoperandi or Ljlego or something, in which case you may be thinking "who does this fucker think he is? I have twice as many FAs as him, and now he's made an ass of himself talking like this!" But, yes, how did I get featured pages? It's not that hard, just do this:
- 1)Read HTBFANJS
- 2)Repeat step 1. Over and over and over and over and over and over again until you can recite it without looking. HTBFANJS, I mean. Not step 1.
- 3)Write page, preferably one that uses the techniques learned over and over via HTBFANJS.
- 4)SN and whore on irc.
- 5)????
- 6)Profit!!
Project Pages
May or may not contain material you've never seen before. May or may not contain material. Bold denotes stuff I care about right now.
- User:TheLedBalloon/Everything is great
- User:TheLedBalloon/UnBooks
- User:TheLedBalloon/Why
- User:TheLedBalloon/UnNews
- User:TheLedBalloon/HowTo
- Alternative article ideas:
- Amoeba
- PMRC
Images
Pictures I added and dig. OK, only three, but still!
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MS Paint for life!!
Audios
- I sang this for an UnTune, with mixing help from UnIdiot
- I sang this for an UnTune, while UnIdiot played acoustic guitar.
- Narration by UnIdiot, quotes by me
- Narration of Why?:Nuke the whales
- Narration of Red Light
Awards
Writer of the Month September 2007
Foolitzer Prize Winner December 2007
UnBooks Author of the Month August 2007
Article Narrator of the Month October 2007
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| This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: Russian Roulette
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^^^^^With Cajek^^^^^
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Quasi-Featured: UnNews:Original Van Halen lineup to begin touring, fighting again
| Original Ninjastar I award you a Ninjastar because a lot of your articles are hilarious. –Chrissy
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| UnNews Audio Ninjastar For a fine job on your audio. Your character, wit and smarm have lulled the masses into a false sense of security. Nice job! –Rev_zim
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| Original Ninjastar For helping out with/judging the 5th edition of the PLS. –EMC
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Woo! Yay, go you! Under User has decided that you are "quite a decent sort", which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise! This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this, he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go! You're not invited though. Don't take it personally. |
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- ...Look at me, I've got awards!!! I'M A BIG MAN!!!!!
- See also: (my cookie jar)
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