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Jewbusters
You are, of course, quite right. We really need an ICU "sub=utter pile of shite" for pages of that quality :) RabbiTechno 18:16, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
- Haha, yeah, but I don't think the admins would unlock the template to let anyone add that. It's a shame, really. Oh well. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:32, Nov 12
- I was gonna add ICU "sub=worst thing in the universe" when I realized that our collab would've qualified for that. -- <-> 20:34, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
- Should we do a sequel to Heat death of the universe called Armageddon or something, making fun of the Bible (same characters)? -- <-> 20:34, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
- I dunno. Sequels are tough, because you need to make them accessible, while making sure they live up to the original. Plus, sequels almost always tend to be inferior to the original. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:39, Nov 12
- I dunno. Sequels are tough, because you need to make them accessible, while making sure they live up to the original. Plus, sequels almost always tend to be inferior to the original. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
- Heat death of the universe 2: Armageddon of the universe from the makers of Volcano and Red Light... And we would make up for the lack of storyline by hiring big expensive actors and flashy special effects! That would bamboozle them into thinking it was good! -- <-> 20:43, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
- It's just original enough to work! Come on, how many people could think up something like that? Oh, don't forget, we'd need an annoying cathphrase, plus a hip-hop soundtrack to appeal to today's youth. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:49, Nov 12
Which rap song do we use? -- <-> 20:52, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
- I dunno, which are the kids listening to these days? Those "Run Dee-Em-See" fellows seem to be real up-and-comers, perhaps something by them? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:59, Nov 12
Date and Time in your Sig
How do you format the fonts on the Date and Time. I looked at your code for your sig, and it doesn't seem to have anything relating to the date and time at all. And the way I'm doing it doesn't seem to work, either. -- 
Spillin DylanTALKEDITS
- Sure, you actually do it in Special:preferences. In mine, I have
{{SUBST:nosubst|User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} <small><small>{{subst:CURRENTTIME}}, {{subst:CURRENTMONTHABBREV}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}}</small></small>. If you want, I'm sure you could get other fonts and colors. After you do this, though, just remember to sign with only three tildes. Hope this helps, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:38, Nov 13
- LedBalloon, you're so wise. looks up at you in admiration Uh, I mean, uh, thanks, dude. --
Spillin DylanTALKEDITS
17:53, Nov 16
- LedBalloon, you're so wise. looks up at you in admiration Uh, I mean, uh, thanks, dude. --
Technobabble and anything else Cajek wants to talk about
I'm having a discussion about the nature of technobabble. "Is it funny?" they asked. "Is it techno?" they asked. "No, it is neither!" So I decided to call you. Me and Jim whateverhisnameis are having a debate on the talk page. Please give me some guidance on what to do with this terrible page! Augh! ...If you have time. <-> 00:58, Nov 15
- Sure, I'll check 'em out in a sec. Just lemme do some of my homework first. Apparently, electromagnetic radiation is stupid and I hate it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:28, Nov 15
- Post your homework up here, I'll do it for you. Remember, however, that I like using the madlibs templates. <-> 01:39, Nov 15
- Better yet, post your homework up here in poll form. Let the masses decide your grade. <-> 01:39, Nov 15
- Mmkay..."Read section 10-2 and take notes, then do packet questions 9-15." Get to work, I'll check back in 20 minutes. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:44, Nov 15
- You teenagers and your homework. HELP YOUR ELDERS, DAMMIT! <-> 01:58, Nov 15
- Yeah, it got a chuckle or two outta me. :) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:09, Nov 15
- Like, uh, cool! What parts should I replace with genuine technobabble? <-> 03:12, Nov 15
- Mmkay..."Read section 10-2 and take notes, then do packet questions 9-15." Get to work, I'll check back in 20 minutes. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
- I'm not sure, exactly. Maybe try just sprinkling some in throughout? Play around with it, and see how it comes out. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:36, Nov 15
Hey again, Led. On UnNews:Wikipedia Names Man of the Year, I've been working on it for months now, and it's been reviewed several times. Is it VFH worthy? Sorry to drop in, I just am getting tired of always seeing this article in my list. <-> Nov 15, 22:53
- Sure, I'll have a look at it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:58, Nov 15
- Thank you! Man, for being adopted, I sure feel loved. <-> Nov 15, 22:59
Led, I have an extremely serious question to ask you that is in no way related to the fact that I'm bored!!! <-> Nov 30, 04:58
Thank you, sire!
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"Please ma'am, hand over the deed. No ma'am, I'm not joking, I'm somber, which is the only emotion I'm capable of experiencing." Ooooh...too bad about your house...still, thanks for voting for UnNews:Record percentage of children dressed up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween! |
Thanks for the vote! --THE 20:01, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
Thanks once again!
| Ta muchly! Under User would like to present you with a chandelier by way of thanks for voting for his hat-trick highlight article, HowTo:Fuck Off. It isn't tasteful or stylish, is in no way understated (unless you happen to live in a palace) and so forth, but it has a long chain, sturdy hand holds, and swings well, and will be an invaluable aid to fucking off stylishly in future. Place it carefully! |
I seem to thank you on a fairly regular basis for stuff. That must mean either you're a good bloke, or I need a lot of help. I hope it's the former!
You have been thanked, and now (with weary predictability) I must fuck off! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 22:57, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
- You're welcome. Btw, is this UN:HS for you? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:59, Nov 15
- Yeah, I've just sneaked in there. Glad to make it, particularly as I don't know when I'll get time to write anything decent again for a while. Damn this christmas rush at work! Good to follow in such illustrious footsteps! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:02, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
- I've been saying it for a while now, and I'll say it again. Christmas is evil, because it draws away uncyc users and there's a guy in a red suit who's always watching you, even that time that I found that magazine in daddy's closet... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:07, Nov 16
- I've been saying it for a while now, and I'll say it again. Christmas is evil, because it draws away uncyc users and there's a guy in a red suit who's always watching you, even that time that I found that magazine in daddy's closet... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
- Yeah, I've just sneaked in there. Glad to make it, particularly as I don't know when I'll get time to write anything decent again for a while. Damn this christmas rush at work! Good to follow in such illustrious footsteps! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:02, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
The villains begrudgingly thank you
For voting yes on the Society for the Intervention and Rehabilitation of Supervillains. SIRS would like to remind all drinkers of Vila-Cola that the product has tested negative for mind-controlling agents and is perfectly safe to drink. Make sure to check out all the other fine products former villains have to offer, and vote for Lex Luthor in the upcoming 2008 presidential election.
Thanks for the votes! Sir Groovester (CUN, NotM, AotM, Fresh Stain) Contributions | I'm listening... 03:31, 17 November 2007 (UTC)
Oi!
What the buggery fire do you think your playing at reverting my edits to MY fookin’ user page, Mr?
Take care! We Are Devo 04:13, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
- Oops, sorry about that. I was looking at RC and I saw (blanked the page), so I just reverted. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:22, Nov 19
Historical images
LB, you wrote: "Say, Jack, where do you find all those black-n'-white pictures of people that look all historical-like? I was looking for one for this article, but a quick google search isn't looking promising. What's your secret?"
Reply: No secret. I just Google for 'em. If you're not already doing it, use Google's advanced search to limit the images to greyscale (if that's what you're after). Other than that, it takes time and patience. ----OEJ 17:25, 19 November 2007 (UTC)
- Ok, thanks Jack, I'll give that a shot. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:45, Nov 19
Regarding "HowTo:Install Linux On A Dead Badger"
I do not feel that the redirect should have been created. There's no humor in having the page redirect to plagiarism without the reader being aware of what the plagiarism used to be. I'm not sure whether this qualifies for QVFD, but I'm not sure whether VFD is suitable either, so I'm asking you for ideas. Pentium5dot1 01:17, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
- Eh, you can QVFD it if you like. I just assumed that nobody would ever find it (honestly, who types in "HowTo:Install Linux On A Dead Badger" into the search bar?), and it would get a brief chuckle for anyone going through the VFH logs, or taking a moment to wonder where that plagiarized page went. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:05, Nov 21
Woohoo!
- I love it! Oh, thank you Santa, I promise I'll be just as good next year so I can get another Led Balloon! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:50, Nov 21
Blocking Amplified70
I agree that Amplified70 is going a bit heavy on the quotes, but it might have been better form on your part to tell him that what he's doing in not kosher before hitting up ban patrol. The reverting does irritate me, so I'll give him two hours and mention the matter to him but in the future, talk to people before you report them. --Sir gwax (talk) 
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Major KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S 
07:30, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah, I was gonna, but in all honesty I really didn't know what to say. Do we have any sort of policies that mention quotes that I could link him? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:32, Nov 24
Welcome!
Hello THELEADBALOON and WELCOME to your new welcome message. We are curious to find out if your welcome message was indeed sporked from HerrDocor's one....? ~
18:02, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah, I dunno where I found it. But, he's gone, and I feel I must carry the tradition. The ancient traditions, laid down by the...Idunnowhats of old. I also do cave-paintings, but those are really for a different reason. Aren't they pretty? I think they add a rustic touch. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:08, Nov 25
- They do! I miss him :( He was a good friend and a great writer. ~ 19:51, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah, shame he got sucked back into the real world. Ah well, I'm sure one day he'll return, make a nice forum post about it, and redeem all our immortal souls.
NeedABrainHerrDoktor has come,NeedABrainHerrDoktor has risen,NeedABrainHerrDoktor will come agaaaiiiiinnnn. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:37, Nov 26
- Yeah, shame he got sucked back into the real world. Ah well, I'm sure one day he'll return, make a nice forum post about it, and redeem all our immortal souls.
- They do! I miss him :( He was a good friend and a great writer. ~
Adoption
Hey there! I've seen yew around here and was wondering if yew'd adopt me? I love the stuff yew do on here (yes, i spell you as "yew", cos I'm great like that). Would you? it would make me one happy fag. --Fag 18:56, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
- Uh, aren't you already adopted by Spaz? Because that's what it says on your userpage. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:40, Nov 26
Lebballoon!!!!
CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have won a raffle for tickets to
Of course, when we did the raffle we were drunk, and all the other tickets except yours were spilled and blown away, but still! Congrats!
Thanks...*hic*...for uh...whats the word, dammit...vo-...uh...vot-...uhrgm...VOBBLING! No...thats not right...*passes out* --THE 01:09, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
The template is done!
| This user is from Norwell, Massachusetts. In other words, they have an army of whores to vote for their articles! |
Enjoy!- UnIdiot | 
| Talk | Contribs - 01:14, Nov 29
- Woo! FEEL THE POWER OF THE ARMY! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:18, Nov 29
you're Right!
What do you think of what I have done on Gay???? Not sure if this is a new idea or not... MrN 
00:48, 30 November 2007 (UTC)
- Oh, I dunno, I just happened to notice that you wrote "your" instead of "you're," and, being the grammar nazi I am, had to fix it. It's not even grammar, it's just that one thing, the "your" instead of "your," that bugs me. Everyone does it, and it frustrates me. It tortures my dreams.......terrible, terrible nightmares.... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:51, Nov 30
Coo, ta!
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Thanks for the vote in this stiffly-contested arena! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 18:23, 1 December 2007 (UTC)
Hey, it's that guy I adopted
| Rejoice, TheLedBalloon! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award | 
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| For donating high quality material to the Pee Review. |
Led, I have two questions for you:
- Do you think I'm doing a good job?
- Would you like to review an article of mine that I just wrote?
- 1) Yes.
- 2)Yes, either tonight or tomorrow afternoon.
- 3)Referring friends to do the same. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:27, Dec 2
- You always were nice to me. You're a sweetheart, Led.
- Thank you for the glowing review!
- I spruced up the page in two ways: first, I added two pictures and changed the title of the last section. Second, I made it more obvious that the guy is a pirate in the Normal#Were you digging for something in your front yard? section. I notice now that the line between serial killer and pirate is very very slim. Hopefully my neighbor is a pirate, otherwise I'm scared. What do you think of my improvements? Too much?
I like the images, but now it's just a little too cluttered at the bottom. I think that the map image would work well in the 'digging' section, give that a try. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:25, Dec 2
How now, brown cow? I think it may be too obviou s, now. <-> Dec 2, 06:29
- Ah, yes, good point. Hmm.....maybe try replacing it with something else, like the boat he was on with his dad? I bet you could find a nice generic boat picture that doesn't give too much away. I do like how it's less cluttered at the bottom, now, though. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:35, Dec 2
Hey, Led, what do you think now? Thanks again for helping me! <-> (Dec 3 @ 21:44)
- Ah, much prettier. I may have to give it a VFH nom... ;) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:00, Dec 3
I hope it goes well... I'm sorry that I made you nom that other piece of crap I wrote. In the future, I'll just assume that every article of mine you look at you automatically can tell if it's vfh or not... <-> (Dec 3 @ 22:11)
- Heh, I really can't. I just go by feel, man. Ride the breeze. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:23, Dec 3
Thanks!
 You voted... |
Thanks! --Sir 02:02, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
Adoption and PeeReview
I am dismayed. As I look around I see lotsa people with shiny things that I haveth not. For that reason, will you kindly adopt me so that I too can have shiny things? <Starts Sad Puppy Look>
On a side note, will you kindly, if you have time, pee and review (unofficially) my article Marching band.--Unknown_user | Talk | Contribs | LULZ | AAN | MUN 05:55, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
- Sure! Adoption request granted! You can now add the shiny template below to your userpage. I see you've been welcomed to the uncyc by Thekillerfroggy. The first thing you're gonna wanna do, if you haven't already, is read those top two links he gave you. Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian and Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid are our gospel around here, especially that second one. I've been here for months, and still give it a read every once-in-a-while. It really is great for getting ideas for articles. Other than those, if you're interested the site, there's a handful of links at Help:Contents that are worth a look-see. If you need anything else, feel free to ask me right here. As for the pee review, I'll try to get to it; this week is looking to be particularly busy for me, especially with hockey n' all. But, I'll try to find some time and get to it as soon as I can. Anyways, welcome to the machine! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:54, Dec 3
- Sure! Adoption request granted! You can now add the shiny template below to your userpage. I see you've been welcomed to the uncyc by Thekillerfroggy. The first thing you're gonna wanna do, if you haven't already, is read those top two links he gave you. Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian and Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid are our gospel around here, especially that second one. I've been here for months, and still give it a read every once-in-a-while. It really is great for getting ideas for articles. Other than those, if you're interested the site, there's a handful of links at Help:Contents that are worth a look-see. If you need anything else, feel free to ask me right here. As for the pee review, I'll try to get to it; this week is looking to be particularly busy for me, especially with hockey n' all. But, I'll try to find some time and get to it as soon as I can. Anyways, welcome to the machine! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
| This user has been adopted by TheLedBalloon. |
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Thanks again for the nom!
~ 16:29, 3 December 2007 (UTC)
- Yes, release your hatred. Mmm, good. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:45, Dec 3
Userspace?
Hi and thanks for the welcome.
I just have one question. You said to "start pages in userspace". How exactly do I go about this?
It's probably obvious and I'm probably being stupid here but I can't see how it's done.
Thanks, Juve curr 14:21, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
Hey, it's that guy I adopted again. Why doesn't he leave me alone? I just want time to play with my balloons
Oh, hey, yeah, I gots an article featured. I'm trying to stop whoring, so I'm wondering if it's a good idea to make a template thanking the people who voted? If it is a good idea, like it seems to be, would you care to uh look at it once I'm finished? Thank you so much Led, you've been a sweetheart