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You broke your arm?
50% of home-related accidents happen within 12 half-miles of the home. <-> (Dec 24 / 13:53)
- Yeah, man, totally. Man, these pills are great...just...really, really, great............................... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 13:58, Dec 24
- Yeah, it takes me about a minute just to type out one line of text. I hate the shift key. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 14:19, Dec 24
- Did you just edit something on that which shall not be named with a broken arm, and no regard for the safety of the comic center of your brain? <-> (Dec 24 / 14:43)
- Would you mind if I took advantage of your weakened state? You've probably read it by now, Led, so this absolutely does NOT count as whoring! <-> (Dec 24 / 18:16)
hey
GET WELL SOON LED!!!
in a related note, why couldn't you have broken your damn foot instead? then you would have nothing to do all day but surf uncyc whilst high out of your mind on painkillers. o well. -- 18:59, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
- You know, I said the same thing in the hospital, and the doctors were all like "What is he talking about??? I dunno, just give him some more morphine..." And that was my night. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:27, Dec 24
- What did you do to break your arm so bad, and can I have some of your magic pills?--
Sir Unknown U (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 03:18, 25 December 2007 (UTC)
- Yeah, I broke it playing hockey, at about 8:45pm. Some dumbass tried to check me, missed, and wound up throwing all his weight into my right hand. We were skating in opposite directions, so my wrist bent way back, my hand went numb, and I had to get off the ice. I went home to get off my hockey gear and take some ibuprofen, then went to the hospital. By the time I got X-rays it was almost 12, and by the time they got an orthopedic doctor in to see me it was after 1. They gave me morphine via an IV, and the ortho guy pulled on my hand to get the bones to align the right way. I got home at nearly 3am, because I had to stop at a 24-hour pharmacy and pick up my vicodin. In conclusion, I learned a couple of things about myself:
- What did you do to break your arm so bad, and can I have some of your magic pills?--
- I am very dominant upon my right hand (especially for things like typing)
- I have an abnormally high tolerance to morphine--The doctors were going to put me into "deep sedation," but the morphine they gave me wasn't enough to prevent me from being in considerable pain when they re-aligned my bones.
- It takes me forever to type things with only one hand.
- I have a very similar personality to Dr. House. Now gimme my goddamn vicodin!!
- Did I mention it takes me forever to type things now?
But, I don't want your sympathy. I want my pills! *opens tube and eats a fistfull of pills* Oh, thank God. Yeah, it's Lupis. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:05, Dec 25
Sign Led's Cast Here!!
Just put your comment on the next line
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NotM?
Cajek agrees. My first article that I posted on VFH got featured on its first try. So waddya say, NotM plz?--
Sir Unknown U (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 16:44, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
- you can't fault him for not being eager enough! <-> (Dec 27 / 17:17)
- I would, but haven't you been here longer than a month? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:19, Dec 27
- Dammit, you caught me! /me crawls back into hole, whimpering with shame, wishing he was young again. Now what was that sockpuppet's password again....-- Sir Unknown U (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 06:42, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
- Yep, getting old is just a sad fact of Uncyclopedia. Only Rcmurphy stays a noob forever. -
- Dammit, you caught me! /me crawls back into hole, whimpering with shame, wishing he was young again. Now what was that sockpuppet's password again....--
- I would, but haven't you been here longer than a month? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:46, Dec 29
Thank you
Thank you for welcoming me to Uncyclopedia, TheLedBalloon ! I have a question.Is uncyclopedia like wikiepdia, only uncylopedia is actually not serious?I don't like serious. Nonameplease 00:46, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
- What would the author of Rough Gay Wolf Sex have to say about that? <-> (Dec 28 / 01:04)
- Hi Nonameplease. Maybe Led is away... I can recommend that you read the Beginners Guide. Also the links which Led put on your talk page are well worth reading if your going to be around a while. To answer your question. No we are not serious. Most of the time anyway! We do try to be serious about our humour though. If that makes any sense... Have fun. :-) MrN
01:08, Dec 28
On a less serious note
Let's see how much stuff we can put on here before Led notices. Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? 01:23, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
- Maybe he is still trying to type his reply? Life can be rather difficult with only one hand... MrN 01:33, Dec 28
- So if we keep typing and edit conflicting him, he will NEVER TALK ON HIS TALK PAGE AGAIN! BWAHAHAHA!! Happy New Years! Shouldn't I be partying? 01:37, 28 December 2007 (UTC) At least until his arm heals.
A-HEM. Re: Nonameplease: You're pretty much right, but we're more than just not serious; we try really hard to be funny.
Re: Cajek: I assume some kind of heavy-breathing soundbite.
Re:MrN: Yeah, that.
Re:Boomer: FU!
Re:MrN: Where there's a will there's a wank.
Re:Boomer:FU!
Re:capital letters:FU SHIFT KEY!! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:56, Dec 28
Pee Review
With regards to: "Hey, I just happened to see your last review, and you really should try harder to write more into pee reviews. Look at some of the other reviews, and see some of the things reviewers say. Especially when the page has room for improvement, you need to tell the author what they should do to improve their page. They don't just want a score, they want advice. Take a look at UN:PRG, I think it'll help." First, I have been looking at what other reviewers say, namely when they review my articles. With one exception, they are about as loquacious as I was. Second, I had already looked at (and read) UN:PRG before I did this (and other) reviews. However, I did go and read it again following your message. Having said that, your point is well taken. I have added a few words of advice to my review. Pieface 06:35, 29 December 2007 (UTC)
- I saw your updates, thanks very much for taking what I said into consideration. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:37, Dec 29
nobody cares
It is not comedic to call opressed people who have been thrown off of their own land by Zionist zealots "nobody". —Ionas Dalton Freeman 03:51, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
- I reverted the edit I made, thought it overstepped the line a bit. Honestly, though, Uncyc is the wrong place to discuss personal stuff like that. Got an issue with a page? Check this out: Thank you for your suggestion! When you feel an article needs fixin', please feel obligated to make whatever changes you feel are needed, (even though they'll probably be reverted 5 seconds later). Uncyclopedia is a wiki, so almost anyone can edit almost any article by almost simply following the edit link almost at the top. You don't even need to log in in most cases! (Although there are some reasons why you might like to...) The Uncyclopedia Cabal encourages you to be italic. Don't worry too much about making honest mistakes—they're likely to be found and corrected quickly, and your 6 month ban will fly by faster than you think. If you're not sure how editing works, check out proper wiki formatting, or use the sandbox to try out your vandalizing skills.
- Sorry if I came off like an ass, we just get so many complaints all the time. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:59, Dec 30
Audio for Red light
Hey, Led! Do you still do audios? <-> (Dec 30) 19:46
- ...I ask because I saw you were involved with "won't get banned again". <-> (Dec 30) 19:51
- Thanks, Led! It's just that I'm still a believer in audio for that one article. I think it would be somewhat amusing, anyway. ...of course, what do I know about audios? Answer: nothing at all, really. <-> (Dec 31) 14:47
- Hey, it's up to you, "muchacho"! Thanks if you do! <-> (Jan 2) 04:55
- No problemo, Led! Of course, this means that we're at war now. Fortunately for you, I'm the easy-going type of warrior. <-> (Jan 2) 23:43
Dear TheLedBalloon,
 I... just... Christ. Thanks for voting for HowTo:Mail a Letter to the first featured article of 2008. Maybe I'll just call you next time. a friendly message from your local post office. |
awesome
 | You are presented with one (1) package of Red Baron French Bread PizzaTM for your vote for that article involving flying things.. Please note that Red Baron microwaveable pizzasTM may cause loss of altitude or engine failure. |
enjoy!-- 18:57, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
Do not be alarmed. This is only a test.
Do not be alarmed. This is only a test. - ~~Led 20:11, Dec 31- Test successful. Feel free to be alarmed now. Very, very alarmed. - ~~Led 20:12, Dec 31
- That new sig blows my mind. Makes mine look like shit, thank you very much! <-> (Dec 31) 20:14
- Haha, I stole the code from Spang, I think. I don't think I'll use it outside my own talk page, though....Famine seeing me using it is about the same as him seeing me go on a blanking spree. - ~~Led 23:13, Dec 31
New Years Resolutions?
My resolution for this year and every year is 1024 x 768. Eventually, I would like to double that, but for now, I am happy with my resolution.-- Sir Unknown U (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 23:18, 31 December 2007 (UTC)
- I personally hope to find the person who broke my arm, and go on a stylized, brutal, Hollywood-esque revenge-saga. - ~~Led 23:26, Dec 31
HAPPY
NEW
-- Sir Unknown U (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 05:00, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
- Yay! Time for EGGNOG! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:02, Jan 1
Various bits and a polite request
Hi Led, 's been a while and shit. Better catch up: Happy Christmas, Happy New Year, hope your arm gets better soon, can I try some of your pills? They sound like fun. Now let's get ahead of things: Happy Easter, Happy Birthday for wheneveritis, and congratulations on your next feature - which I'm sure will be soon.
Yeah, that oughta do it. Anyway, quick request: I've started twatting around with a new article idea in my userspace, and was wondering if you could take a quick look at it and let me know your thoughts thus far? This is not a review request, a quick "like the idea UU, have fun with it" or "what the fuck are you on man, that's a shite idea, get back to reviewing and welcoming n00bs" is all I'm after. Feel free to not capitalise your reply, if it helps!
Yeah, and congrats on the WotY nom - if you weren't up against Thinkerer, you'd totally have my vote - you deserve it and stuff. Right, off to do, er, something else I go! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 22:40, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
- Sure, I'll have a look at it. Lets see this idea...hmm... - ~~Led 00:22, Jan 2
- yeah, yeah hurry up! I'm Under User, and I've got places to go, people to see! 00:22, Jan 2
- Hey Cajek, nice sig. Very new and original. I like it! And, UU, I'll be a while. I read the 1st section, but UnIdiot came over to my house. I can't get him to leave! Help! I'll get to it in about an hour. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:36, Jan 2
- Ok, he's gone, I've bathed, now lets see... -
- Hey Cajek, nice sig. Very new and original. I like it! And, UU, I'll be a while. I read the 1st section, but UnIdiot came over to my house. I can't get him to leave! Help! I'll get to it in about an hour. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
- yeah, yeah hurry up! I'm Under User, and I've got places to go, people to see! 00:22, Jan 2