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ASPCA
You deleted this article AS I WAS EDITING IT. I tried to submit my edit and it was gone. Restore it.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:52, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
- Since you asked so nicely, sure. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:56, Mar 22
- Here it is. In the future, perhaps you should pay more attention to your WIPs, so that we can avoid these incidents. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:58, Mar 22
- Here it is. In the future, perhaps you should pay more attention to your WIPs, so that we can avoid these incidents. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
me again
lol me again, quick 'q' in watchlist wahat is the number that is red or green? Aaron s 03:58, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
- The red number means how many characters were removed from the article you're watching, and the green numbers are how many characters were added. If it's bold, that means that a lot of characters were removed or added. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:10, Mar 7
o thank you so much i will stop bothering you now lol - 05:14, mar 7
the 10 Commandments of noobs
could you please un delete this page and tell me what i need to improve to stop it being deleted again. Aaron s 03:27, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
- Sure, I'll put it in your userspace (ie: User:Aaron s/The 10 commandments of noobs) for you, so that you don't have any time limits for working on it--stuff in userspace rarely gets deleted. There you go--you may wanna look at HTBFANJS, it's chock full of tips for writing comedy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:32, Mar 7
ok thanks a lot manAaron s 03:35, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
see aaron i told you this guy is the man —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Crazyfulla (talk • contribs)
the next box
umm hi i need some ideas for the next box its about a console after the xbox but it tends to be worse
any ideas thanks
(pie included)
- Sorry, I can't really think of anything. Fixing your spelling and grammar would be a good place to start, though. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:08, Mar 6
oh ok it was worth a try how do you make the pics small and make them have a caption
- Pics are formatted like this: [[Image:<imagename>|thumb|<###>px|<caption>]]. Take a look at the code of some other pages if you think that might help you. Might I recommend Nobody cares? :D - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:08, Mar 7
holy crap that funny you make that???
- Haha, no, I wish. I believe that was Keitei's work. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:19, Mar 7
hi i know by now i may be annoying but can u check my page the next box thanks Crazyfulla 21:10, 9 March 2008 (UTC) p.s how come my signiture is red linked
- It's ok, but you should try to flesh out your sections a bit more--put more stuff into them. Also, you really should try to format those pictures like I told you above. Also, your sig is red linked because you don't have a userpage. To make one, just click your sig's red link and go nuts. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:17, Mar 9
oh ok thanks like i say U DA MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway i will finish it when i get time —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Crazyfulla (talk • contribs)
AHHHHHHHHHH THOSE PICS WONT GET BLODDY SMALLER THEY JUST COME UP WITH THE PROGRAMMING NOW (throws monitor outside) please help...
DONT PANIC I FIGURED IT OUT... BUT THANKS FOR HELPING WITH OTHER THINGS
uhh i think im annoying by now but one last question
i was looking at some of the respoces that people have done such as thonged
how u make da boxes
Crazyfulla 22:56, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
- You mean the templates? You just get those by putting double brackets ({{}}--these guys) around the template's name. I wouldn't worry too much about getting those on your page, though; in general, templates are overused, like Chuck Norris jokes and Russian Reversals, and get old very quickly. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:04, Mar 10
it just looked cool thats all oh is this based in america because im in NZ and were a day ahead of this site
- Actually, I think the site time is UTC, which is about 5 hours ahead of me (US EST). - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:37, Mar 11
I've done a bit of work on "the next box" and i was wondering if you could check the page and tell me if i have improved it sufficiently. Thanks in advance.
- It's still awfully short, and your sentence structure is very shaky. Try to cut down on the excessive exclamation marks, they look a bit unprofessional. As always, I recommend that you read HTBFANJS, which is full of great tips for writing comedy, and also have a look at some of some of the best pages on the site, which might provide some examples of good article-writing. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:20, Mar 12
hi me again um i was snooping and found a poll how do you make them??? i found it hereCrazyfulla 21:17, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
- Try clicking 'edit' at the top of that page, and you'll see a few html tags. They'll look something like this:
<poll>Are polls great, or really great?
Yes.
Very yes.
I agree with the fellows above me, those handsome chaps.
</poll>
That'll get you this:
You'd be surprised how much you can learn by clicking "edit" on a page and nicking the coding tricks. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:02, Apr 17
how do you make the "insert name here" work???Crazyfulla 21:17, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
- {{USERNAME}}? If that's what you mean, by that, use that -- just don't screw it up like <insert name here> did. Oh, and can you sign your posts, please? Just type four of these tidle thingies. Ya know, this: ~~~~ - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:07, Apr 17
HEY THANKS MAN.Crazyfulla 21:17, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
hey you
yo y u delete my page my mate was being a dick when i left to got to the loo gimme anoter chance even just one (i give you pie if you do)
- Sure, I'll restore it, but it'll probably be tagged ICU when I do. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:41, Mar 5
hey thanks your the man i fix it me try good (how am i gonna give you pie oh and one more thing can you bring back nextbox i didn't get to finish it DONT DELETE MEANS DONT DELETE
- There never was a page called nextbox. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:50, Mar 5
????? WTF???? well i uh "the next box" was my startup of a page and it may have been deleted by mistake
- Yeah, it was called the next box, not next box. Anyways, it's back. If you're still working on a page, in the future, tag it {{construction}}. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:57, Mar 5
k thanks
yo wat up
me again i want to link pages to my page such as how to cut of your head with a chainsaw wooden condoms and the next box can u help
- You can link to pages like this: [[Link]], which produces Link. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:10, Mar 6
U DA MAN
Thanks
Thanks for putting my name up in the Writer of the month template. The only thing is, you left out the "e" in my name. Could you fix it please?
And thanks for the vote! -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 12:58, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
/me bows to TheLedBalloon. 'Nuff said. /me tacklehugs Led! -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) 
Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 13:21, 1 Mar
- Yeah, most of our best writers and admins suck at spelling. It's fixed now.
Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:48, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
- Sorry about that... hey, at least it wasn't a red link, am I right? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 14:32, Mar 1
- That's why they have good n00bs like me doing spell checking. Though names are tricksy. :p -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk)
Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:51, 1 Mar
- That's why they have good n00bs like me doing spell checking. Though names are tricksy. :p -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk)
- Sorry about that... hey, at least it wasn't a red link, am I right? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
Thanks!
| Cyber Ninjastar For voting for me on RotM. Thanks! –SysRq
|
~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 18:12 Mar 1
Thong'd!
| Olipro presents you with this Brutal-looking manthong (which he is no longer wearing) Thanks for voting for UnNews:Olipro is wearing a thong, offers $10,000 to anyone who can guess what color it is over at that crazy VFH thing. |
~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 04:03 Mar 2
You know...
You could ban people now instead of just reverting? :P --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 04:18, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
- I do that, too. Usually. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:19, Mar 2
- You know that TKF has STD? ~
10:58, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
- You know that TKF has STD? ~
Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo
Ok, here's what I'd recommend doing: copy and paste a version of the page that you like into your userspace. For example, make a page at User:Kapuso/Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, and work on it there, where it probably won't be found by anyone that wants to alter it. Once you think it's done, you can move it back into mainspace. If it gets deleted and CVP'd, you can ask an admin, like Mordillo, if they would put it into mainspace for you. You could also consider getting the article reviewed, and get someone else's opinion on it. Maybe post your version and the version that the other person wanted, if the decision is still being made. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:55, Feb 29
- Hi, I already did your recommendation and created a User:Kapuso/Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo in my userspace. Can I ask for your opinion about it? What i tried to do is to make the article as realistic as possible and if possible eliminate randomness. The only "random" remaining is some tidbits that came from the previous article because I don't really know whether it should be eliminated or not. I'll appreciate your help and I would like to thank you again for welcoming me to Uncyclopedia. --Kapuso 10:57, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
- /me happens to be wander past, and trips over the article. "Hea! What's this!" Well I would say it's a lot better than it was. Still a bit unnecessarily random in places, and you should strip that out. Also, I think it's a bit "political" in places without having any funny to go with the politics. I think it's OK to put political stuff in an article if you want to, but if you do, you must justify it with something particularly funny to back it up. In places this article is just a little bit of a "political rant" without actually being funny to compensate... Kapuso, it's TheLedBalloon's opinion which matters in this case (not mine), so wait for him to reply before you do anything... OH and... /me ducks to avoid Led slapping me for ranting on his talk page. MrN
14:15, Mar 2
- Yeah, I'll have a look at it, but for a more comprehensive review I'd suggest pee review. I'll get back to you in a minute... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:47, Mar 2
- Hmmm... I find myself agreeing with MrN, here. You have some pretty funny stuff in this page, but there's a lot of really random stuff, too. You introduce topics and ideas that sorta go nowhere, ie: How her mole is from the aliens and the Catholic church. It's pretty random in and of itself, but you could at least tell how and why the mole was put there -- a lot of the funniest comedy comes from the details. Anyways, as is, it would probably survive in mainspace right now, but I'd definitely still recommend going through it yourself, once more, and then going to Pee review. Anyways, good luck, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:36, Mar 2
- Hmmm... I find myself agreeing with MrN, here. You have some pretty funny stuff in this page, but there's a lot of really random stuff, too. You introduce topics and ideas that sorta go nowhere, ie: How her mole is from the aliens and the Catholic church. It's pretty random in and of itself, but you could at least tell how and why the mole was put there -- a lot of the funniest comedy comes from the details. Anyways, as is, it would probably survive in mainspace right now, but I'd definitely still recommend going through it yourself, once more, and then going to Pee review. Anyways, good luck, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
- Yeah, I'll have a look at it, but for a more comprehensive review I'd suggest pee review. I'll get back to you in a minute... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
- /me happens to be wander past, and trips over the article. "Hea! What's this!" Well I would say it's a lot better than it was. Still a bit unnecessarily random in places, and you should strip that out. Also, I think it's a bit "political" in places without having any funny to go with the politics. I think it's OK to put political stuff in an article if you want to, but if you do, you must justify it with something particularly funny to back it up. In places this article is just a little bit of a "political rant" without actually being funny to compensate... Kapuso, it's TheLedBalloon's opinion which matters in this case (not mine), so wait for him to reply before you do anything... OH and... /me ducks to avoid Led slapping me for ranting on his talk page. MrN
First, I just want to recognize MidwayHaven for his wonderful job in the Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, even better than this anon 210.213.69.246. Now, I admit that there are some random stuff in the article that I would try to work it out. Regarding the "Catholic Church" stuff, I am thinking now if the cause of Gloria's mole could be a misplaced booger that cannot be removed anymore. Anyway, I already placed the article to the Pee review as you recommended and waiting it for review. Don't worry, I would be patient enough to wait and not anymore throw tantrums just because I was accused of vandalism or being identified to that anon. Thanks anyway. --Kapuso 03:32, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
The cursed wiki article
whyd'ya delete it?
--Benno briton 16:25, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
- It was very random, and pretty ugly-looking. I completely understand how it's cool on ?pedia (I have an account over there, too), but I just don't think it's the right kind of page for uncyclopedia. If you really want, I can restore it to your userspace (User:Benno briton/The cursed wiki article), but I don't really see it ever surviving in mainspace here. Let me know if you want it in your userspace, and I'll make it happen. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:28, Mar 2
Oh, look who's a big ol' admin now
Led, it's been a long time. Do you remember me? You remember my famous article, Slimeball? Well, I'm back for another round. Could you review this thing for me? I wrote it in 30 seconds and it's dumb. I would ask someone who is reviewing, but I like this idea more, cuz I haven't talked to you in so long! I MISS YOU!! <-> Mar 3 (03:32)
- Sure, no problem, I'll review it tomorrow afternoon. I actually noticed it in RC and looked at it briefly, and I think it looks pretty good, but I'd be happy to take a closer look. And hey, where've you been, mister? It's way past dinnertime, you know! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:11, Mar 3
Hi there!
thanks for the welcome boss.. i just wanted to ask if you cud take a look at the stuff i've written so far.. i've placed them on my user page.. i'd appreciate any feedback on the stuff i made.. thanks! --Kitkats 08:08, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
- Sure, I'll see if I can get to it this afternoon, but just so you know, you can post your pages on Pee Review for more in-depth reviews. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:22, Mar 3
WHY DID YUO DELET MY PAGE!?11
YHE ASSHOL WHY DID IU DELETE MY PAGE ON SVERE ANAL BEAD DISCHARGE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? I WASNT DUN WIT IT AN IT WUZ TEH FUNNI!!11 FUK YOU ADMIN U ARE DIK!!!11!1
Welcome to work. I hope you know how. ;) --THINKER 14:53, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
- Thanks :) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:39, Mar 3
- That was possibly the funniest thing I saw today O_O ~ 19:40, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
- That was possibly the funniest thing I saw today O_O ~
I have a question sir..
i've been trying to put my new article User:Kitkats/HowTo:become a Douche into the pee review.. but whenever i preview my new request, only "HowTo:become a Douche" appears.. i cant figure it out.. could you please help me out.. thanks!
--Kitkats 09:50, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
- Here you go. You have to remember to replace {{subst:SUBPAGENAME}} with your page's name if it's still in userspace. Good luck, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:31, Mar 4
- Thanks buddy! :) --Kitkats 22:25, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
Why?
What was wrong with my Chuck Norris jokes?
CharlerVII 11:25, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
- You'd have to ask Codeine that, as he's the one who reverted them. However, I'd be glad to tell you. Chuck Norris jokes are the single most regurgitated meme on this site, and they have lost any humor they ever had. In short, it's a dead joke, and there's no need to clutter up a featured article with carcasses. Read this. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:29, Mar 4
Ok, thankyou very much, I didn't know. And one question because you're admin: Can you add people as friends on this site?
CharlerVII 11:31, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
- Not really, although you could certainly watch someone's userpage (just click the "watch" tab at the top of their page), and talk to them. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:33, Mar 4
Thankyou very much:). CharlerVII 11:35, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
Thank you for your quick response
The title pretty much says it all, thank you for your quick and coherant response to my question.
- Warm regards, Javascap 17:25, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
VFDr ???
Maybe we need a template to say when an article has been deleted, but redirected? MrN 01:03, Mar 5
- Hmm... I know what you mean, VFDc tends to mean 'kept.' But, I think in the rare instances that a page is deleted and then redirected, it will serve the purpose of demonstrating closed voting, as long as whoever does the redirecting says what they did. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:05, Mar 5
Aw crap.
You're an admin now? What has the world come to? Mindless drivel Pointless edits 03:28, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- Pfft, don't ask me; I voted for the other guy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:30, Mar 5
- I did too. Who'd have thought that they'd make two admins? They need to give us some warning next time. I had my mouth open and everything. Mindless drivel Pointless edits 03:32, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
Shenanigans!
(Huff log); 22:30 . . TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) (huffed "Dumy": content was: 'Dumy is a misspelling of Dummy. If you typed it in the search box it means you are one.But it's okay, I'm a tutor, here' (and the only contributor was '[[Special:Contributions/Uncyclopediafunny|Uncycl)
This was already deleted twice before, but he keeps remaking it, give him a good lashing :P --CharitwoTalk 03:38, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah, but this creator was a different guy, or at least has a username now. If he does it once more, I'll ban him, and maybe DPP the page for a bit. In the meantime, it's not that bad of a page to keep seeing--I'd never keep it, but it's certainly amusing for what it is. :) The only recreated one-liners that really bother me are names. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:41, Mar 5
Dude, WTF?
You deleted the Wellington College page, which had lived for but THREE MINUTES!! Why must you be so cruel? Whenever it is made, it is then deleted again.
I don't get it.
- It was the third time you recreated it. When I or another admin deletes something, it means they want it deleted, trust me. Recreating it again will result in a ban, so please don't. The reason I and others deleted it was because it appeared to be violating some vanity policies. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:37, Mar 5
That was actually only the first time I made it ae. I was looking back at other ones though. It wasn't that vain. It is actually the most historically important and famous high school in New Zealand.
- Alright, then, I'll restore it for you if you like. Are you still working on the page? If you are, I can tag it {{construction}} for you. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:22, Mar 5
Yeah, yeah I will be.
- Pages on high schools in New Zealand in particular have caused us several headaches before, with people posting other people's personal information on them. We generally don't allow pages on high schools, and especially not NZ high schools unless they're particularly notable. • Spang • UotF | talk • 11:45, 05 Mar 2008
Wow, yeah, possum jokes. You know we kill possums in New Zealand...
- I traveled NZ for a long time, thus I'm well knowledgeable on possums jokes :) ~ 21:18, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
- I traveled NZ for a long time, thus I'm well knowledgeable on possums jokes :) ~
Fair enough, though we do have mainly sheep jokes.. and Australian jokes.
Conservapedia
I could try my hand at chopping an image or two for you, namely I'd like to try and see if I could do my edited logo idea. If I can get something that looks decent, would you use it? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:57 Mar 6
- I'm surprised you'd even ask! Of course I'd use it! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:02, Mar 6
- I think he was thinking about editing the conservapedia logo so that it has a hammer and sickle, or a jewish star, or something as non-conservative. Basically, go nuts! It doesn't have to be perfect, and could even look blatantly chopped--it's ok in the page's context that the image looks doctored. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:17, Mar 7
- I'll do it, but it will NOT look doctored. I have OCD.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC
- I think he was thinking about editing the conservapedia logo so that it has a hammer and sickle, or a jewish star, or something as non-conservative. Basically, go nuts! It doesn't have to be perfect, and could even look blatantly chopped--it's ok in the page's context that the image looks doctored. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon