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Computer illiterate newbie needs dumb question answered

The Pee Review page doesn't seem very helpful, how exactly does one get their work reviewed (pissed on?) so that it may be featured on the front page? Thank you for your help.--Elydavis 01:34, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

Well, the first step is to write a page. This step is pretty important, as you can imagine. Next, go to Uncyclopedia:Pee Review. There, at the bottom of the page, you will see a nice little box over a button that says "Create entry." Place your article's title(without any extra stuff like brackets or "uncyclopedia.org/wiki" (if I were submitting this talk page, I'd enter "User talk:TheLedBalloon"(Also:Parentheses))) in that box. Then, click create entry, and you'll see an editing screen. The way it's set up, I think you can just hit 'save page', though if you want you should definitely add a comment. To get your page featured, you should first really, honestly, truly try to do everything that your reviewer says. If you get a mediocre review, just revert it. By mediocre review, I don't mean a mediocre score--that's ok. If each box contains a score and a half a line, that's a mediocre review(check out UN:PRG, to get an idea of what I mean. Once you feel you've done everything the review said, resubmit the page to the PR. When you go to that box over 'create entry', just type "Article Name(resubmit)." If the review you get is good, touch up your article a bit and head for VFH. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:48, Apr 18

Thank you for the help, it was greatly appreciated! I had thought (incorrectly) that hitting the "save page" button on the editing screen would direct me to a place where I would be pee reviewing my own work, which though unethical, would certainly result in a respectable score. Your comment about the "huff log" on my discussion page was also very helpful...don't know what the hell it is, but at least I can experiment with it on my userpage. Once again, Thank you.--Elydavis 20:42, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

No problem, good luck with your pages. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:17, Apr 19

Forgot to mention, I actually have written 2 articles and have added to a 3rd, they are...HowTo:Remove a washing machine from the face of the earth, HowTo:Correct a Teacher, and the Social Impact chapter from Peanut butter--Elydavis 20:54, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

You should do what I've done on my userpage, create a list of pages you've made so others can see how cool you are. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:17, Apr 19

Adoptee asks question

Led! It's me, Cajek! ...remember!??!?

Oh, anyways, I noticed you added links to UnNews:Something Wicked This Way Comes (and so did I right afterwards). What'd you think?   CAKE J! <Apr 18, 2008 [13:56]>
Yeah, I must admit that I didn't really read it all the way through, just kinda skimmed so I could linkify it. I'll probably read it in earnest a little later. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:15, Apr 19

Request

Well, since you are the only monarch with the almighty Ban hammer on Uncyclopedia that I actually know, I was wondering if you could skim over my ever so controversial Natalya Article, and tell me if it's good, or destined to be huffed. Thanks. SWJS 01:53, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

As is, it's very meh. It seems like you rely way too much on the "oh yeah, she's a whore" aspect. Now, I understand that that's your angle, but you could certainly tone it down quite a bit. Make the fact that she's a whore very, very subtle. Your page feels much too in-your-face, which doesn't tend to work very well in written form. Check out HTBFANJS for some ideas if you get stuck, that's what I do. Oh, and I'd try to trim a lot of those quotes, you have way too many. You also should use reasonable numbers and dates--most things are funnier when they're closer to the truth, which is why random humor tends to flounder outside of Family Guy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:12, Apr 19
Okay, I've downed the quotes a bit, and changed the dates to be more realistic. Can you pinpoint the exact things I need to change, such as, perhaps the Natalya "Whorebag" Ivanova bit at the beginning? Also, is the repetition of Natalya's vangina a good thing or a bad thing. I did read that repitition helps. SWJS 02:27, 19 April 2008 (UTC)
Honestly, I'd still say take off a couple more quotes. Really, about two or three is the limit, otherwise they just start to get old. Lines like this one: "Natalya "whorebag" Ivanova (1950 - Present) was a sluttly hermaphrodite whore who was born during the rise of Darth Pox's Pimp Empire. She has an extremely bad case of herpes, and Dr. Robotnik later discorvered 350,098,876,567,123 new STDs from her vagina. Robotnik then died ten seconds later, and his penis shrivled into beef jerky" bothered me. Who are these people we're bringing into the story, these time periods? Honestly, you should explain them, so that the reader gets the jokes. Some great comedy comes from situations, which need the details to be funny. Some doesn't, but meh. Also, that number. I mean, I get it, but really. Make it something more like "Later, Dr. Robotnik was to discover the existence of eleven new human STIs, three of which were previously not thought to be contractible by humans." You know, keep it reasonable-sounding so that the reader is smiling, rather than scratching their head. Basically, to fix this article, you'll have to do two things: 1 is tone down the slut jokes, 2 is lose the randomness(this includes the placement of celebrities into the article for no reason). - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:39, Apr 19
Understood. I'll see if I can make it not suckish a little more. Though, truth be told, the material I did use was based on what people have said about the Character Natalya. Everyone who has ever played the Destroy All Humans! Franchise and liked it, well, a majority of them, would say Natalya ruined the sequel, by ruining the main Character. The actual intent of the article was to create a page on Natalya to be humurous for DAH! fans, but I never realized articles had to have so much detail. Probably why you don't know who Pox is, or Crypto. To be honest, I was kinda taking lessons from the Ben Stein artile, which also seems to be random, I hardly knew anything about what the article was talking about. And also, the randomness kinda rubbed off on me. I used to be on the Pandemic Studios, where random Roleplay was more fun than Chuck Norris with a gun. I was actually having fun with the article too. Who knew typing up an article could be so much fun? But yeah, I'm sorry about the slut and whore and penis jokes, but where I live, they're considered to be funny. Well, if anything, I'd like to make the article worth all its trouble, and I'll see what I can do with it. How much potential would you say, as of now, the article has, and how much it will have once corrected?
I know exactly what you mean. The things my mates and I will laugh for twenty minutes about wouldn't create half a smile on uncyc--it's the way written humor is conveyed, I think. As for making it detailed, it doesn't need to be that in depth, just try to make it so that people who haven't played the game will get a sense of what you're doing with the page. As for potential, I'm not really sure. It could come out great, it could come out average, or even lousy. It's in your hands now...but, this is your first article, isn't it? I know my first couple pages on this site were kinda meh, and a few after that were, as well. I think writing comedy is trial and error, really; you gradually learn what works and what doesn't. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:09, Apr 19
Yes, this is my first article. Thanks for the help. I'll go along with your advice and try and finish up what I started, and hopefully, it wont be too bad a disaster. Though I'm not too sure where to start. Most of the artile is random. Hmm, well, Natalya is supposed to be Russian, so I suppose starting from there would be a good idea. Meh, if it doesn't work out I'll just start over and rewrite it. SWJS 03:19, 19 April 2008 (UTC)
Sure--just make sure that the reader knows she's Russian. Say in the page that Natalya is Russian, or born and raised in Russia, or something. Make sure that you know that your reader knows what you're telling them about. Remember that writing comedy has to be spot on--if you've ever told a joke or watched a stand-up comic, you know that comedic timing and delivery are everything. Writing humor is exactly the same. Get your jokes and your "delivery" to the point where it can only be uninterpreted one way--the way that you want it to be interpreted. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:28, Apr 19
Okay. Well, the born and raised in Russia part have been pretty much covered. Once I've finished the article, I'll show you and my DAH! friends. I showed my girlfriend one of the quotes, and she laughed. So I suppose its a matter of knowing about the game. Would you say something like "All or most of these characters know, or have known they are part of a video game, and therefore spend most of their time trying to break the fourth wall and escape it." would be funny and informative? SWJS 03:36, 19 April 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, I like it. If I recall, the suave, handsome devil who wrote the page about the Fourth Wall did so an extremely cool and hilarious way, as well. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:38, Apr 19
Ha! It is very clever. I shall use it as a guide, and take plenty of Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin. SWJS 03:47, 19 April 2008 (UTC)
Okay, Well, I added a brand new section to the age, inspired by the Fourth Wall's opening paragraphs. I think It will help out alot. Let me know what you think about it. SWJS 04:49, 19 April 2008 (UTC)


GDoYAD

For your tireless efforts in thwarting suckitude on the You Are Dead page I hereby and byhere award you the title of Grand Defender of You Are Dead and present you this highly coveted emblem it took me 30 seconds to make. 

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What does this entitle you to? THE ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO PURCHASE YOUR VERY OWN PERSONALIZED GDoYAD T-SHIRT IN YOUR COLOR OF CHOICE (sorry, only available in Flamboyant Pink or Foppish Fuschia) AT THE MUST-ACT-NOW PRICE OF $49.95 USD!!! I hope will take advantage of this attractive offer. Oh, and also from now on your votes on VFH count 1.2 a vote. Laterz, lolz, luvz, So So. --So So 08:05, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

Hey, thanks So So! Glad to help keep the site's Numero Uno Article in tip-top condition. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 13:45, Apr 19

Cobra Responds

I wrote all those articles on ED and they stole them from me. If anyone is guilty of plagiarism, it's ED. You should have a search for ED take you to the article on erectile dysfunction, thats what I think of ED at this point. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Cobra (talk • contribs)

I understand where you're coming from, but our wiki has licensing things, you know? We just can't take stuff that's already on another site. Why not just keep ED problems at ED, and Uncyc problems here? Why not just start afresh, read some hilarious pages, vote on VFH to put pages on the main page, and maybe even have a look at HTBFANJS and write a few pages of your own? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 14:21, Apr 19

Thanks; GameStop article

Thanks for helping out in the GameStop article! I will hopefully devote more of my capitalist pigdog time in the near future to updating it and adding in some extra spiel as I ponder over it in the back of a school study class.

Wow, that's the longest time I've ever went without a comma!

Thanks again bud TheCosmicFrog 21:28, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

I was totally just about to leave you a message on something awesome...

...but I forgot what it was. Excuse me while I collect myself. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 21:47 Apr 19

Dude, that's so weird, because I was just about to come back with this witty reply to that thing you just said, but I forgot what that was, too! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:25, Apr 19
Did either of those things have anything to do with money? Because I woke up this morning in a tub of ice, both of my kidneys missing, and a note on my chest that said "IOU $20,000 lol!" sirErr.gifsysrq @ 22:37 Apr 19
No, but one of them may have been about kidneys... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:39, Apr 19
Damn. I gotta find whoever it is who thinks they owe me money. That's the best, you know? People thinking they owe you money? sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 22:44 Apr 19
Hehe, suckers. Go "collect your loan," SysRq...lol! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:46, Apr 19
In a minute. My blood hurts for some reason. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 22:49 Apr 19
I wouldn't worry about it. Just stay off it for a few days, maybe put on some ice, and it should go back to normal. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:05, Apr 19
Thanks, coach. You're so awesome, I don't even mind how you put out your cigarettes on my helmet. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 23:15 Apr 19
Dude! Every time I see "totally" and "awesome" in an edit summary, I'm transported, Butterfly Effect/Quantum Leap-style, back to the 1980's. Stop it! I'm tired of getting stuffed in my locker! (*grumble*, damn chess club...thinkin' they're so tough. They aren't so tough!) Sir Modusoperandi 23:28, 19 April 2008 (UTC)
Hey, careful, man. They get huge muscles from moving those pieces around the board all day. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:34, Apr 19
You think they're tough? I once took a wrong turn and found myself walking in on a wind ensemble practice. Some scary folks in there. By the time they were done with me, I couldn't sit down for a week. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 23:44 Apr 19
Don't even get me started about the math team. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:54, Apr 19
Hey, I'm a member of the math team. Don't piss us off. We'll make a square root of a negative out of you. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 00:00 Apr 20
No! Not a lowercase italic "i" that stands for "imaginary!" Please, anything but that! Have mercy! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:45, Apr 20

Finished Article

Well, for the most part, I've finished my article, and I was wondering, do you need to get it registered or anything? Or get someone to approve it? --SWJS 01:29, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

Nope, not really, although if you want further advice for article improvement (keep in mind that mine is only one opinion) then Uncyclopedia:Pee Review is a great place to start. If you go there with your article, you may want to ask one of the site's better reviewers, such as Under user, Cajek, anyone else who's active in PEEING that catches your eye. Of course, that's only if you want to. If not, feel free to get started on another page, or help out with site maintenance. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:49, Apr 20
*AHEM* /me polishes my RotM
Actually, I just remembered that I tagged an article last week that I still haven't reviewed. I should go do that. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 02:58 Apr 20
Oh yeah, that reminds me, you could ask Heerenveen for a review, maybe Mightydandylion, sometimes Boomer does them...uhh... who else... oh, you could ask Modusoperandi, he's done a couple. That's about it, though. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:00, Apr 20
Nah, MDL is gone for now. He'll be back in a month. Maybe we could try to get a hold of OEJ, he's a muthafuckin legend. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 03:07 Apr 20
It's true. You know, he talked to me, once. Not in real life, or even on aim, or even on IRC, but on this talk page one time. I didn't wash my computer screen for a week. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:08, Apr 20
Yeah, you're so lucky. I wish I could get the chance to have my talk page visited by someone as cool as he was. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 03:13 Apr 20

I've 2 targets for your Ban Hammer LedBalloon. Just hear me out.

Do I have a story for you. I submitted my article for pee review like you suggested, and I browsed through the articles. I can across a review by Javascap and nocited in an excerpt from the review in the article had my username in it. So I check out the Page, and the page is directed at ME! So I read through it, and I find out that one of my own Backstabbing Ex-Friends wrote it, and that Javascap was in on it. The article is What They Forget To Tell You... The proof is all right there, just please check it out, cause mt GF is pissed, and you know thts a bad thing. Heheh, here's the real cyberbully. Also, my name is on Javascap's page as well. --SWJS 21:37, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

See the article's talk page. There's this template called Username... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | KUN | Natter | Lt? | Pee 21:47, Apr 20
GRR, edit conflict: I just realized what's up. Click "edit" on the page and look for the code {{USERNAME}}. That should explain everything, <insert name here>. It's an old trick on the site, that literally gets everyone at some point(About a year ago I thought I was nominated for banning.) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:48, Apr 20
So wait, you're telling me that they can write an entire article fowly directed at my person and its okay? --SWJS 21:53, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
Uhh...it's not directed at you. Here, try this. Log out, and look at the article. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:54, Apr 20
Nevermind, I just got it... now I feel like a jackass... sigh, good one Joe, you really got me on that one. --SWJS 21:59, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
Heh, don't worry about it. Like I said, everyone falls victim to the USERNAME template at least once. And I actually have proof of that... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:07, Apr 20
Wow, that template has got to be the stupidest most annoying thing ever... I like it! SWJS 22:17, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
Then you'll probably love BHOP, too. :P - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:19, Apr 20
LOL. I used the username template on my Natalya page, but only twice :P I need to look up more templates <_<.... >:3 SWJS 22:22, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

Greetings, I am Animegirlzzzzzzzz

You "huffed" my article on Xenosaga. I want to let the public and administrators know that I am still working on it. At any rate, I wish to ask but this. How do I place the "construction" template in my article? -Animegirlzzzzzzzz April 21, 2008 P.S I apologize for being a nOOb.

Use the edit button on the page to copy the {{construction}} code. Hope it helps :) SWJS 23:52, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Hey, I was gonna say that! Anyways, good luck with your thingy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:35, Apr 22

wtf?

dude, wtf? it's supposed to be fun not stupid... its macedonia, so if ur national drink is sperma (if ur greek) dont take it out on me!

Guitardemon666 18:35, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Just because you disagree with some page doesn't give you the right to redirect it to some other page that you agree with, removing all the content on that page. If you think a page isn't funny, VFD is the way to go, but what you did was blank a page. If you do it again, you will be banned. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:45, Apr 22

I did not blank it, I redirected it to Macedonia... Take a look at it, don't just threaten me.

Guitardemon666 18:51, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Ah, ok, I see what you did; you're trying to move the page from one title to the other, yes? Ok, that's fine. It looked like you just redirected the page to another redirect, which is bad joo-joo. I'll get this sorted out, just hang on a sec, please. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:58, Apr 22


and how did you sort it out, by deleting my changes? I don't think the flag is funny, and neither do you. My version was definitely funnier and neutral (not propaganda)... read it and try to understand how hard it is for the article not to be nazi!

Guitardemon666 19:06, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Feel free to re-add any changes you've made, of course--I thought I'd gotten them all, but you should be able to find them in the history. All I did was eliminate the double redirects and the duplicate pages. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:09, Apr 22
OK, no hard feelings... I overdid it with my tone of voice, but it's a touchy subject, and while all other articles are funny, this one sucked!

Thanx, sorry for the shit i shit :D

Guitardemon666 19:12, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

No problem, and happy editing. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:15, Apr 22

Luvvy's got randomhahatosis?!! RUN!!!

*HUG!* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Married British. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 18:40, 22 Apr

Wooo! /me is loved! Thankies, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:45, Apr 22
And me is tipsy. This wine went straight to my head. Ouchie. Tomorrow morning will be bigger ouchy... Gotta be up at 6 a.m. to get to work on time... -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Heart_anim.gif Married British. Certifiably MORE British than You. Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 19:23, 22 Apr

Question...

Ok I'm basically new so I don't know what the heck I'm doing. I wanted to know how do I change my signiture? I copied the one I had on Wikipedia so it links there and blah, blah,, blah... Can you show me how to fix it? Since that other person is MIA. And could you pretty please leave the message on my page? I mean I will forget to check here cuz of all the other stuff I have to remember. Thanks!!--CherryBlossom93 19:53, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

I'm having stupid sig problems too, so I may as well ask here. If I go to preferences and try to set my signature as {{User:Syndrome/sig}} ~~~~~ then it ends up saving as {{SUBST:User:Syndrome/sig}}, which is kind of undesirable because I don't want to spew out a glob of wiki markup everytime I sign. What did I do to deserve this fate? --SYNDROME MUN medicate 03:00, 23 April 2008 (UTC) PS. I just had an edit conflict with myself. WTF?
There's a coding thing for that. Just put {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Syndrome/sig}} in your prefs, that should do the trick. Oh, and you don't need those 5 tildes on the end. Just leave the sig template part, and sign with 4 tildes instead of 3. Also, just because you edit conflicted yourself doesn't mean you have to edit conflict me! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:06, Apr 23
Thanks for answering, but it's your own fault for replying so quickly. I always wait at least a day before replying, to minimize the risk of infection. --SYNDROME MUN medicate 18:43, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
The problem is I don't think it links too my page on here. I mean I have an account on Wikipedia and I copied the code over to here soooo I think it links to my wikipedia page and I don't know how to fix it. Oh I must ask you to reply on my page again. Pretty Please??--CherryBlossom93 21:53, 30 April 2008 (UTC)
Oh wow!! I just realized it's fixed already! Oops srry! I wonder who fixed it.--CherryBlossom93 21:57, 30 April 2008 (UTC)

Template Question

I'd like to make a template very similar to this one-

Irken Approved

This page has officially been approved by Emperor Zim. Now shut up your noise tube and read the article, filthy human pig-monster!

However, I suck when It comes to codes. Yes, being a noob sucks, and it burns... Well anyway, The template I'd like to make is for a couple articles I plan to create, one on Furons, and one on Pox. (These are related to the Natalya artible by the way) I was wondering if you could give me advice on how to create a template? Thanks. --SWJS 02:39, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
Basically, just take the code from that template you like, and copy it, changing the words, picture, and colors where appropriate. That's really all there is to it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:45, Apr 23
Wow, that was pathetically simple ._. Thanks dude. Oh, by the way, where can I fine the CSS color codes? I suck at CSS. Invisionfree can tell you that. --SWJS 02:49, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
Heh, just as you typed that second bit, I was adding this: No problem. If you need colors or hex codes, Uncyclopedia:Palette is pretty handy. I keep it in another tab whenever I need color. It inspires me artistically, you know. Same with the opium. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:53, Apr 23
Thanks dude, I now have the tools to discover indoor plumbing. --SWJS 02:56, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

Finished Template

Okay, I'll have my template finished soon. When it is, what do I do to get it listed under templates, and/or under a category, or form a category for it? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by SWJS (talk • contribs)

Honestly, I wouldn't bother doing any of that stuff. Frankly, it's more trouble than it's worth, and you run the risk of getting the poor thing spammed all over the site. Same with categories; you really don't need any, just use the existing ones for now. In the meantime, just put the template's code on the page(s?) you want it on, and that should be fine. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:20, Apr 23
Okay, thanks. --SWJS 23:21, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

Why did you delete my rek starburst page you dick sucking mother fucking asswipe

Gaay there was nothing wrong with tht page

That's where you're wrong. There was lots wrong with that page. I've given you 2 weeks to think about what some of those things might have been.(hint: the answer may be in here) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:03, Apr 25

Wai U DLeet My ARTIcel u FUCKING FUCKING DICK SUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK?!

U DeLEETD MAI ATRICLE SEXSEX FUCK SECKS DOUCHE LOL LOL LOL aftfer I wrote it WHY U DO THAT?? I HATE YOU MOTHERFUKC COCKSUCK FUCK FUCKER FUCK FUCK SOCK HATE HAT HAT!!111111 U BASTERDn!!1 --THE 16:41, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

YAH I SAH LOTZ OF PROMIZE IN TAT ARRTICKLE IIT HAD MANY NEW AND INNOVATIVE IDEAS U BIATCH I ALSO HATE YOU I HOP YER FAMILEE CATCHES ON FIR!!!!11 --Cajek 16:47, 25 April 2008 (UTC)
Yeah! And I heard he smells bad, too! --NOT LED (really!) 17:06, 25 April 2008 (UTC)
l0l f@g ur g@y f0r n07 1i3kin my artikl on buts u humerless fh@g so gh3y l0l0l --Buts_r_gr8 18:49, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

LED!

Othx!


Hey there,

Thanks for voting your friendly janitorial whore in as admin. If there's anything you need, don't hesitate to contact Savethemooses instead. No, seriously, I'm very lazy. But that's a good thing, right?

Love always,

Mantiwhore

Woo! Go awards! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:09, Apr 26


N00B seeking adoption

Well ive met you a few times in the forums, i noticed you in the AAN list of adopters, and i was wondering, because i need quite alot of help on uncyclopædia.Nezlr 23:02, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

anyway, im on everyday, almost religiously, so you'll find me alot :P


Sure, consider yourself adopted! If you like, you can add {{Adoptee|TheLedBalloon}} your userpage. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me right here, on my talk page, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:16, Apr 26

thx for taking me. :... ) lol. question 1: how do you make a fancy signature? im sure id eventually find out, but this'd be quicker and better. Nezlr 23:00, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

Sure. That's actually the first question most people seem ask when they get adopted, so you're on the right track! Just create a subpage of your userspace, such as User:Nezlr/sig, and

fill it with code, make it look the way you want it to appear. See Uncyclopedia:Signatures for the rules it has to follow, and User:TheLedBalloon/sig for an example. After that, add {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Nezlr/sig}} to the nickname box in Special:Preferences. Be sure to check the "raw signature" box. Then, sign with 4 tildes and voila! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:06, Apr 26

alright. by any chance would you know how to make my own uncyclopedia skin instead of the grey one with the potato? also, whenever i make a post and sign it has the date in that 1 box. what do i do to remove the box around the date? ~ NEZLR 00:59, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

You were missing a closing </span> tag. Rule numero uno of coding: every tag opened must be closed. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:37, Apr 27

thanks! can you tell me how to make my own custom skin, please? this grey background is a bit dull. ~ NEZLR 02:36, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

Custom skins? Hmm, I'm not really sure. There are some alternate skins, though, that you can switch to via Special:Preferences,

under the "skin" tab. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:02, Apr 27 hey, i followed your suggestions on editing my article. if you wanna see it its in my sig "click RTCL#1" ~ NEZLR 04:48, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

It looks good! Got a couple chuckles out of me, and that's saying quite a bit for one of your first pages. There are still a few quibbles here and there with prose and grammar, so you may want to have a look through it, or submit it to UN:PROOF if speeling and grammors aren't your forté. Whatever you decide to do, good luck. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:02, Apr 27

thanks.

for the third time do you know how i might be able to make my own custom skin for myself? this grey one is boring. it says there is a "myskin" option on my preferences, so im wondering.~ NEZLR 07:19, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

HEY YOU

look at this spam --CharitwoTalk 00:34, 27 April 2008 (UTC)

Dude.

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lol wat u meen - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:16, Apr 27
i meen it wuz u who tuk mi ipod out of mi lokr dnt lie i kno it wuz u i gt witneses ~Minitrue Sir