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Enough with all this jibba-jabba!

I pity the fool that tries to read some of this nonsense! Mama T hasn't made a lick of sense since she read this. Don't make me have to come back here and clean this place up - a little quality content is all it needs!

[edit] Alexander Millington

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• President of the People's Anti-Communist Party of Bratislava
• The Stig (possibly)

through the ages, known by many names, but still revered with a level of fear unknown since dinosaurs ruled the earth, and still loved like nothing else alive. I come to you, people of uncyclopedia, as your saviour. Take it or Leave it...

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Pirates do it till you walk the plank.

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