User:ThePizz
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The Pizz is a small and relatively harmless Germanic invader from the German state of Hess. His greatest and most notable accomplishment is the establishment of the Vandread Vandread of the Vandread in 1981. He is also known for his invention of the Cata-Potens, which is like a catapult.. but better, and the iKen, which is like an iPod.. but with... a soda. And two dixie cups.
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[edit] Characteristics
The Pizz may be somehow related with the Pretzal Man. He also seems to refer to himself in the third person, like Bob Dole, but that might just be for this article.
[edit] Contributions
Er... something about... the Metric System. And Megafonzies. And something about... Eh.. I don't even know anymore.
[edit] Vulnerability
The Pizz is susceptible to Typhoid Fever, a disease of the lungs. If he even comes into contact with circus peanuts, he will contract the disease, breaking into spasms and transforming his hand into some sort of.. clock... .. monster... thing? This is unfortunate because the Pizz likes to eat Circus Peanuts very much.
[edit] Appearance
It is speculated by leading scientists that the Pizz may look something like this. The theory is that the Pizz looks just like that, except entirely different.
[edit] Apocalyptic Predictions
The Pizz is also well known for predicting the end of the world. June 6th, 2006. This date may have already passed as of now, in which case, I owe you a coke. Regardless, thats the theory.
The Pizz also predicts that if the world DOESN'T end by 2006, it will be because of time traveling intervention from the Space Pope. That will be all.. thank you for your time.
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