User:The Bard
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In my fantasy world, I'm imbued with literary talent. Sometimes the muse guides my hand into comedy gold, and other times I'm just doodling crappy sonnets while I try to imagine her without her clothes on. In retrospect, I should have been a painter.
I primarily write poetry, but sometimes venture into other areas. On at least one occassion, it turned out to be better (?) than my regular work. To the purists: I'm sorry. Most likely, poems are just too short and of too limited appeal for the front page. So... I created my own front page just for poems. And you are most welcome to contribute your own work for near-instant featuring via the randomized Featured Poem template.
Special thanks to Tom Mayfair and Braydie for popping by to say 'Hi' and helping me move in. Also, to Anyone for nominating me for NOTM, not once, but twice now. As a former NOTM himself, I trust that he knows what he's doing. Even if he doesn't, I still appreciate the gesture.
[edit] Collected Works
[edit] Culture
[edit] Philosophy
- Why?:Are we here
- Life's Answerable Questions (Featured for some reason!)
[edit] Poetry
- I Wandered Lonely Through A Cloud
- How Do I Love Thee
- Shall I Compare Thee
- The Road Not Taken
- Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
- The Norton Anthology of Poetry, Vogon Edition
- Invictus
[edit] Disclaimer
- ...Actually, I didn't write any of those. Todd Lyons did. Bastard.
[edit] Deeds Most Foul
[edit] Additions to Others' Work
- Jabot
- Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit (Criticism section)
- Merde, She Wrote (Episodes section - Hopefully funnier now?)
...You can help someone too.
[edit] Awards
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| This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. |
Noob of the Month January 2007
[edit] Fun Facts
- December 11-13, 2006 -- All eight of my completed articles appeared in the Recent Articles block at the same time. Forgive me as I w00t. ^_^
| This user is an evil clone of Todd Lyons. |
