User:The Cat demon
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| The Cat Demon | |
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| Species | Cattus Demonicuss |
| Type | dethination |
| times he's thrown up on the presidents shirt: | Priceless |
| Color | tannish brown fur |
| demonicism | |
| times he's been banned from a city cuz he pissed on a town treasure | \__(*.*)__/ IDK alot! |
| Huggable | "You bet i is!" |
| HP | INFINITI. |
| mp | IDK. |
| strength | OMEGA and stuff. |
| intelligence | "I is genious!" |
| weight | idk. |
| height | 6' 6" feet. |
| weapon | guitar, brittany spears' decapitated head |
| special attack | bite, scratch, giant laser gun or mad run, smash with guitar, |
“Who the fuck is that?!”
~ Oscar Wilde on the cat demon
“I'm Mr. T, and Im a night elf mohawk”
~ Mr. T on his WoW account
“*gutteral roar*!!!”
~ chewbacca on the cat demon
“Im The juggernaut bitch!!”
~ The Juggernaut after being threatened, by the cat demon
“queer!”
“queer!”
He is better than you...
No seriously... i mean it.
The Cat demon was born in the fiery depths of hell, from a cat that was sent there because it killed a mockingbird. It was raised in wonderland, which he burned down later, and then he moved to a condo in Florida, where he currently resides. One day while licking his nether regions he had an epiphany, or a stroke. Whichever of the two is more funny.
Wow.. this article is pathetic.. I'm currently too tired to fix it, but can somebody please make it FUNNY?
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