User:The Deke
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[edit] About The Deke
Beetches. Sup, beetches. This is The Deke, aight? I'ma talk about that PS Triple.
| This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) |
| This user is a total UKer ...jolly good, wot?! (British Uncyclopedians) |
| This user is a complete, irredeemable Texas toast. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and matures at the mop. |
| THIS IS SPARTA! |
The Deke is some sort of weird cyborg guy with a bucket for one hand and a bullhorn for the other.
Not much is known of his exploits...because this user needs more FRICTEN TIME TO FINISH IT!!!
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