User:The Hunt
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Ah, welcome sir. How was the coach ride? Good? Well, shall I take your coat, it's beautiful. Really? Kashmere silk? Made in Belgium? God, it must have cost you heaps. Really? Only $7.50 from the bargain bin outside Wal-Mart! Now what kind of host would I be if I didn't offer you a drink. What would you like. A nice Chateau Blanc? A Pinot Noir? Pepsi Max? Alright then.
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UnBooks: The Diary of Sir Humphrey Watermelon was helped a bit by --SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E 
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UnPoetia:The Pwning of the N00bs
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