User:The Linkifier

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Hello. I am the Linkifier. I like to put links on stuff, but I rarely edit anyway. Go links!

WARNING: do not click on any links.

I tend to be nonsensical, so sometimes I go to Illogicopedia. My username there is Some WHAT!? number two.

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At the present time, I am a newcomer, who cannot create an article without it getting huffed. I am beginning, though, to figure out that this is because any articles that I make are either not funny, just stupid, or have no links to them from other pages on Uncyclopedia. I found this out when I managed to create a page that survived. However, I am still a bit nervous.

What page survived, you ask? You will probably be able to find out by clicking on this oddly placed hyphen: -

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This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

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This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!

This user was brought to you by the letter C and the number 69.

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