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[edit] Irish and Pwnt and Proud!

[edit] About me! Seriously, no Section 31-inserted censorship here...

My name is Adam. I am not actually Irish, but Scottish with a Belfast heritage. I have no right to freedom of speech because of, and many doubts about, the Unionists. I have a deep dislike of British people who want to carry on dogging the Irish people the way they are. I hate the Conservative Party, and their once-ludicrous oppression of the Sinn Fheinn movement, a feat for which they can't be forgiven. I believe Britain and the United States should not maintain diplomatic ties with far-right-wing "leaders" (dictators) and other foreign tyrants who claim they are acting with an iron fist in a totalitarianist mannerfor the good of the people, by gunning down innocent civillians. Communism will , I believe, one day rise when the real theories sink in and should never be left in the dust.

[edit] A non-political note on my Contribs

Hello peeps! I will be very slow in my contributions for a while, for I am so busy. I'm still learning the ropes though, so, in the unlikely event that you care, I will soon get a little more help from my mentor and refer to some handy guides, and after I get real humour tips from both resources, my user page will really be up 'n' running. Thanks! The Pwnt Irishman! (Discuss your hatred for the Unionists!) . 16:49, 11 December 2007 (UTC)