User:The Thinker/Awards

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Candies, Jewels, and Treasures Awarded to
The Thinker

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Writer of the Year 2007

Writer of the Month August 2007 Foolitzer Prize Winner August 2007 UnBooks Author of the Month September 2007 Article Narrator of the Month June 2007 Article Narrator of the Month August 2007

Grand Cross of the Order

Featured Article: UnNews:Irish voters get it all wrong This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

with NaturalBornKieler

Featured Article: Consolation Prize This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

with RAHB

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with So So

Featured Article: In Confidence We Walk: Upton Sinclair's Keynote Speech to the National Writer's Consortium, 1943 This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

with RAHB

Featured Article: Break Up Letter This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

with outstanding formatting by EugeneKay

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with THE

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with RAHB

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with Ljlego

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with SirIsaac

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Featured Article: Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers? This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Currently the most strongly favored article in Uncyclopedia history.

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On your knees! Rev. Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and recieve the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware.

I liked the Henson article so much I read it for audio and put it up as Lead article. Nice work, and fun to read... well written, though... I suspect better than average education... watch it! No really, good stuff. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 17:01, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Keep up the great work. I see a bright future ahead of you, young Anakin. -- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 23:58, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:27, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

	Rejoice, The Thinker! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

On recieving this relatively unprestigous award from an obscure user! Leatherboundbooks 05:23, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

	Rejoice, The Thinker! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Thanks. Your review and constructive criticism of the article is very much appreciated. -- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 05:07, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

	Rejoice, The Thinker! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Awesome Man, ruler of radical, king of coolness, and duke of dynamite, is proud to present you with the Golden Shower Award! Thanks for your help!Awesome Man 20:09, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

	Rejoice, The Thinker! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

--Sir Manforman 13:37, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

	Rejoice, The Thinker! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:09, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

	Rejoice, The Thinker! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Thanks a bunch with the Pee Review. Nerdiness is now Why?:Should You Give Up Nerdiness? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~KUN PotM VFH VFP VotM PEEING~} 02:00, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

	Rejoice, The Thinker! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

I just wanted to thank you for your review; you gave me some really good suggestions on how to make my article better...so I thought you deserved the above award :) -- (Bonner) (Talk). 20:18, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

Trar has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

I'm giving out cookies. Hope you appreciate it. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) ‎ 00:11, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For making me go all neurotic about a page I thought was finished. Sir Modusoperandi 08:50, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Thanks for the Pee Review! --Mr.Vib 13:02, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Leoispotter has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

-- Phlegm ikeepchangingmypassword, Bullshit (garble! jank!) 21:58, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

User:Mr.Vib has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

--Mr.Vib 02:28, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

User:Ljlego has awarded you half of a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For voting for Hodgepodge. Maybe, if we try hard enough, next time we'll get it up and you'll get a full cookie. If you want to help, vote for the new VFH in the sig.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:14, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

The Capercorn Award Capercorn Gives you much thankings for giving Capercorn Great Success! Congrats! Awarded for being humorious during difficult times.

--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 02:00, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

The Don thanks you He is pleased with your work, and hopes that you prosper in your endevours. He extends a hand of friendship, should you need it.

Many Thanks for your very positive review and nomination of Noir. My first!! Means a great deal. Don alun 22:58, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

You get a hippie! Yay!This is an extreme criticism hippie! You voted against on my article, and for this you receive a hippie! –Ж Kalir nobody knows my gender