User:The UnIdiot

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The UnIdiot is an UnTunes contributor. Hearing protection should always be worn within fifty yards of them.

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

This user is in a Rock Band, because they do not believe in getting a real job.

This user has an unhealthy obsession with Frank Zappa. You can make futile attempts to cure this user by suggesting various therapies and focus groups.

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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 10 months and 24 days.

Well. I'm The UnIdiot. You may remember me from such literary classics as UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed "Whaling Capital of the USA" and UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading. I'm in a band, Mental Switchboard. We're like Spinal Tap, except we aren't funny. And our amps don't go to 11. And we suck. I play bass guitar, guitar, and trombone. But mostly bass guitar. Bands I've seen live include The Who, Aerosmith, CSNY, Deep Purple, Blue Oyster Cult, and 2 tribute bands, Pink Voyd and Almost Queen (with Brian Maybe!). They all rocked!

[edit] Articles

1. UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed "Whaling Capital of the USA" - Featured!

2. UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white! - Featured!

3. UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading - Featured!

4. UnNews:Al Qaeda goes green; all attacks to be "carbon neutral" - Featured!

5. UnNews:Iran to invade Iran - Featured!

6. HowTo:Be safe with guns - Featured!

7. UnNews:Europe to play "The Final Countdown" indefinitely

8. Why?:Use a wooden condom - 2nd place in the Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball - Featured!

9. Unquotable:Keanu Reeves

10. UnNews:AIDS "support" group leads to outrage; dead Africans

11. UnNews:Ah shit, I forgot what I was going to write about

12. UnTunes:Artsy and Misunderstood: A Bedroom Emo Song - Played guitar and mixed this one

13. UnNews:Washed Up 70's Rock Band touring to promote new album - Featured!

14. UnTunes:Bobby Brown Goes Down (PMRC Edition)

15. UnScripts:All Mixed Up - Featured!

16. New Jersey

17. UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds for cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron' w/ TheLedBalloon

[edit] Sandbox

Touch this and you're dead

[edit] Recent Audios

[1] - Red light - TheLedBalloon did the talking, but I did everything else.

[2] - UnNews:Liberal insurrection heroically crushed

[3] - UnNews:Iran to invade Iran

[4] - Cool short metal song I made with my new guitar!

[5] - Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A

Total Uncyclopedia Audios Recorded = 20

[edit] Awards

Noob of the Month September 2007	Article Narrator of the Month September & October 2007
Foolitzer Prize Winner October 2007	Whore of the Month October 2007
E G A E D M The Emmanuel Goldstein Award October 2007	The Non-Official User Page of the Month Award Presented By His Holiness The Dali Llama December 2007
Þis vser is æ Playwright of þe Monþ And sœ was decœrated wiþ þe œld school VnScripts template. Winner in June 2008

[edit] Features

Featured Article: UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed "Whaling Capitol of the USA" This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.	Featured Article: UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white! This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
Featured Article: UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.	Featured Article: UnNews:Al Qaeda goes green; all attacks to be "carbon neutral" This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
Featured Article: UnNews:Iran to invade Iran This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.	Featured Article: HowTo:Be safe with guns This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
Featured Article: Why?:Use a wooden condom This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.	Featured Article: UnNews:Washed Up 70's Rock Band touring to promote new album This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
Featured Article: UnScripts:All Mixed Up This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

[edit] Other Awards

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