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1. UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed "Whaling Capital of the USA" - Featured!
2. UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white! - Featured!
3. UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading - Featured!
4. UnNews:Al Qaeda goes green; all attacks to be "carbon neutral" - Featured!
5. UnNews:Iran to invade Iran - Featured!
7. UnNews:Europe to play "The Final Countdown" indefinitely
10. UnNews:AIDS "support" group leads to outrage; dead Africans
11. UnNews:Ah shit, I forgot what I was going to write about
13. UnNews:Washed Up 70's Rock Band touring to promote new album - Featured!
17. UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds for cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron' w/ TheLedBalloon

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6. HowTo:Be safe with guns - Featured!
8. Why?:Use a wooden condom - 2nd place in the Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball - Featured!
9. Unquotable:Keanu Reeves
15. UnScripts:All Mixed Up - Featured!
19. UnBooks:Beep

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12. UnTunes:Artsy and Misunderstood: A Bedroom Emo Song - w/ TheLedBalloon (Guitar and Mixing)
14. UnTunes:Bobby Brown Goes Down (PMRC Edition)
18. UnTunes:Johnny Feelgood and the Latex Minions LIVE at the Big Corporate Superdome w/ TheLedBalloon (Instruments and Mixing)

Knight Commander of the Order

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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

This user is in a Rock Band, because they do not believe in getting a real job.

This user has an unhealthy obsession with Frank Zappa. You can make futile attempts to cure this user by suggesting various therapies and focus groups.

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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for  1 year, 3 months and 3 days.

Noob of the Month September 2007	Article Narrator of the Month September & October 2007
Foolitzer Prize Winner October 2007	Whore of the Month October 2007
Þis vser is æ Playwright of þe Monþ And sœ was decœrated wiþ þe œld school VnScripts template. Winner in June 2008	The Non-Official User Page of the Month Award Presented By His Holiness The Dali Llama December 2007
E G A E D M The Emmanuel Goldstein Award October 2007

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Featured Article: UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed "Whaling Capitol of the USA" This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.	Featured Article: UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white! This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
Featured Article: UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.	Featured Article: UnNews:Al Qaeda goes green; all attacks to be "carbon neutral" This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
Featured Article: UnNews:Iran to invade Iran This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.	Featured Article: HowTo:Be safe with guns This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
Featured Article: Why?:Use a wooden condom This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.	Featured Article: UnNews:Washed Up 70's Rock Band touring to promote new album This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
Featured Article: UnScripts:All Mixed Up This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

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UnNews Audio Ninjastar For a fine job on your audio. Your character, wit and smarm have lulled the masses into a false sense of security. Nice job! –Rev_zim

Original Ninjastar For helping out with/judging the 5th edition of the PLS. –EMC

This userer is kool becasue of their shmarts. They comepleted Polystyrene Man's usrepage challenge on Uncyclopedia. thefiore I's is is gtheereofeore M'kool beudcause tehy got gjthot is it.