User:Thekillerfroggy

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Weiner of the Month August 2008

Writer of the Month April 2008

Grand Cross of the Order

Foolitzer Prize Winner March Zombiebaron

PIECE OF CRAP WARNING! This page is a piece of crap. The author(s) acknowledge this.

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“Trust in Frog.”

~ Cajek on me

“I don't see how it is "toilet humor", it doesn't mention bathrooms anywhere.”

~ Manforman on a pee review of one of his articles

“I can't tell if you were joking or not, but toilet humor is anything which involves disgusting things such as vomit, feces, boogers, or other icky stuff.”

~ Dr. Skullthumper on Manforman above

“Oh, I get it. I guess I was being literate”

~ Manforman on being literal

Hello! I'm Thekillerfroggy!

Most people know me as "That Guy" or "not funny", but I know myself to be something completely different. An unsung hero. A brother. A father. An American. Wait, scratch that "A father" part. A hopeful young boy with nine-and-a-half features, 3-or-some-odd quasis and total apathy when it comes to writing more articles.

Contents 1 Trivia! 1.1 Don't use these templates, because I WILL find and purge them. 2 Lol Temprates/Awards 2.1 Homemade templates 2.2 And the rest! 2.3 Super amazing official awards 3 Other template that fucked up the rest of the layout can now be found enclosed over here, in this tiny little subsection of my template/award nook that this template calls home 4 People(s) who have crossed me... and lived to see the day! 5 I like to whore my sig a few times, too! 6 Arbicles 6.1 Reel arbicles 6.1.1 Youth (bad) 6.1.2 Adolescence 6.1.3 Weeks before and after PLS (here be good stuff) 6.1.4 Steady decline into obscurity 6.1.5 Second PLS and return to fame and glory 6.1.6 Third PLS and period of steady decadence 6.1.7 Slightly reel arbicles 6.2 Noose arbicles 6.2.1 Those which have been lead'd 6.2.2 Those which have been overlooked, but are still awesome 6.2.3 Gravel vs Ron Paul alternate history series 6.3 Other 7 Current(ly abandoned) projects 8 My Bible(s)

[edit] Trivia!

• My first feature is currently the least favored modern feature (not counting the ones from 2005 which only needed 2 or 3 votes), with a meager score of +10 when it hit the front page.
• My second feature was the second entrant from the July 2007 PLS competition to get featured, despite not even placing in its category.
• My second-and-a-half feature was the first former quasi that got killed off by the Darwin Rule to be put up again with the new system and successfully be featured.
  • That was probably a lie, but who's counting?
• My third feature finally exists! :D
• I've got many more features and they are all hilarious. Read them, print them, show them to your friends, and send me the royalties.
• My favorite lingual anomaly is Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
• My second favorite lingual anomaly is An infinite number of monkeys with typewriters
• I have purged every random reference to Big Boss and Hikari on the wiki. If I ever see another mention of those goons, I'll be on it like a horny bee on a voluptuous tiger lily.
• Neal is fat.

[edit] Don't use these templates, because I WILL find and purge them.

• Template:Jesus Approved/Template:Satan Approved
• Template:Sad
• Template:Crap
• Template:Minitrue
• Template:Crimethink

[edit] Lol Temprates/Awards

Huzzah templates! And awards!

[edit] Homemade templates

This user, Thekillerfroggy, is a genuine Puppet Master. This person has done (assumedly) bad things to Uncyclopedia under 3 - 3000 pseudonyms, as referenced here.

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Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for thanking him Please accept this redundant template

Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for thanking him Please accept this redundant template

Look at me, I'm a VFH whore!

[edit] And the rest!

RAHB would like to thank you for thanking him for thanking you Please accept this completely unnecessary template

Shalom! Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno! Lekhaim! מזל טוב

On your knees! Rev. Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and recieve the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware.

	~Electrified mocha chinchilla

THIS USER VOTES WISELY They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them. Vote4Admins -- Electrified mocha chinchilla

Medvedev has deemed you worthy of a bearhug. Avoid struggling to minimize injury.

Kelpan would like to apologise for being such a meanie Have a lollipop

Additionally, I have recieved TWO verbal (as well as sensual) awards from Modusoperandi and a single from Hrodulf for nomming them for various awards, which they later won.

The Capercorn Award Capercorn Gives you much thankings for giving Capercorn Great Success! Congrats! Awarded for Nomming me for UGotM.

The Capercorn Award Capercorn Gives you much thankings for giving Capercorn Great Success! Congrats! Awarded for reverting vandalism of my userpage.

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[edit] Super amazing official awards

Mega Deletion Award! This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many, many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly.

Formerly Quasi-Featured: UnNews:French tornadoes devastate US

Quasi-Featured: Filial Piety

Knight Commander of the Order

Featured Article: Pillow Fighting This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

^ With Dr. Skullthumper ^

Featured Article: UnNews:Scientists make a sheep-human hybrid, bestiality enthusiasts pleased This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: UnNews:Nelson Mandela dies at age 88 This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: HowTo:Play Russian Roulette This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: Sergei Rachmaninoff This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: Uncyclopedia Department of Tourism This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: How much can YOU take!! This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: Selective Inbreeding This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: Titshugger Penishead McFucknutter This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: Drugs This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: Taft Punk This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Zombie of the Month June 2007

Mhaille Award For Excellence September 2007 Uncyclopedian of the Month October 2007

New Bitch Of the Month, December 2007

UNSOC DOUBLEPLUSGOOD MEMBER PARTY MEMBER HAS DOUBLEPLUSGOOD DEEDS REF PAGE MEDAL GIVEWISE SHOWN DOUBLEPLUSBIG AS AWARD IS PARTY HONOR

[edit] Other template that fucked up the rest of the layout can now be found enclosed over here, in this tiny little subsection of my template/award nook that this template calls home

[edit] People(s) who have crossed me... and lived to see the day!

• UNKNOWNFILE (Has been forgiven! All glory and praise be to him!)
• Uncyclopedian (sorta)
• Deviousdan (Has been forgiven! All glory and praise be to him!)
• Manforman
• Villahj_Ideeut (not really, but he's fun to namedrop in IRC :D )

[edit] I like to whore my sig a few times, too!

Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM

Five, to be precise.

[edit] Arbicles

[edit] Reel arbicles

[edit] Youth (bad)

1. Nutmeg (rewrite) (self-deleted)
2. Disney Magic
3. Hyper Bole
4. HowTo:Eat a Reese's (somewhat abandoned)

[edit] Adolescence

1. Ekrpat (Failed not-so-miserably on VFH! Consider for a re-nomination! Seriously!)
2. Tiny penis syndrome (rewrite)
3. That time I nearly maed a yuky doody during my sojourn in Canada (Failed amazingly miserably on VFH! Thanks a lot Hinoa!)
4. UnScripts:Froggy Goes A-Courtin'
5. Filial Piety (Quasi-featured! Consider VERY SERIOUSLY for a re-nomination!)
6. Enough for everybody (Never finished, someone could pick this up if they want to)

[edit] Weeks before and after PLS (here be good stuff)

1. Sergei Rachmaninoff (Featured! Take that, RAHB from the first time it was nominated!) (Top 10 of 2007!!!!)
2. Why?:I'm hot (Failed somewhat miserably on VFH! Oh well, it's still funny!)
3. Pillow fighting (rewrite + collab with Dr. Skullthumper) (Featured! Take that, er, Nobody!)
4. HowTo:Play Russian Roulette (Featured! Take that, Dexter111344!)
5. How much can YOU take!! (Featured! Take that, PLS judges who thought it wasn't really that good!)
6. Flute Hero

[edit] Steady decline into obscurity

1. Encyclopedia Dramatica (Encyclopedia)
2. Stratego
3. Yellow Snow
4. Uncyclopedia Department of Tourism (Featured! Take that The Thinker!)
5. Flowers
6. The Bureaucrats (Joke)

[edit] Second PLS and return to fame and glory

1. Titshugger Penishead McFucknutter (Featured! Take that, those two people who voted Against!)
2. Taft Punk (Featured! Take that, Hyperbole, sorta!)
3. UnBooks:Evelyn, the Modified Dog
4. Selective Inbreeding (Featured! Take that, PLS judges who thought it was somewhat good!)
5. Star Wars Kid
6. Vidja Game

[edit] Third PLS and period of steady decadence

1. Drugs (Featured! Take that, no one!)
2. Regent University (Featured! Take that, somebody whose name I can't be bothered to remember the name of!)
3. Why?:So Serious? (collab with TheLedBalloon)

[edit] Slightly reel arbicles

1. HowTo:Save an awful article from deletion
2. UnPoetia:The poem that goes like this
3. Codeine is a fat cunt (album)
4. PARTY HARD (Partied harder by Dr. Skullthumper, who linked and coloured it)
5. Quality (Brilliant concept and political statement by me, execution improved upon by Flammable and some IP)
6. HowTo:Write a Bad Uncyclopedia Article (Didn't start it, but contributed a lot)
7. Mike Gravel
8. Complete list of applications of trigonometry in today's society
9. Chuggo

[edit] Noose arbicles

[edit] Those which have been lead'd

1. UnNews:Leading scientists declare global warming associated with Menopause
2. UnNews:Scientists Make a Sheep/Human Hybrid, Beastiality Enthusiasts Pleased (Featured! Take that, Rogpyvbc!)
3. UnNews:French tornadoes devestate US (Formerly Quasi-featured! Thank you, four people who voted! Or was it five?)
4. UnNews:Estonian Wiki Suffers Extensive Vandalism, Blames Russians
5. UnNews:Estonians strike back at Russians, ban toll reaches thousands
6. UnNews:Slow News Day angers activists
7. UnNews:Tragedy Strikes Texas
8. UnNews:J.P. Morgan CEO goes hunting, world's most expensive bear gets killed

[edit] Those which have been overlooked, but are still awesome

1. UnNews:Man actually has a gun in his pocket, three dead
2. UnNews:Fate thrusted upon man
3. UnNews:Pope visits Brazilian drug "clinic"
4. UnNews:Man sits at home playing Warcraft III, gets all the hot women
5. UnNews:Man granted immortality speaks out: "Life's a bitch" (PLS)
6. UnNews:Teen suicide baffles neighborhood and internet sites
7. UnNews:Nelson Mandela dies at age 88 (Featured! Hah! Take that, EugeneKay, sorta!)
8. UnNews:Guy Gets Crazy
9. UnNews:Word up! Barack Obama elected president!

[edit] Gravel vs Ron Paul alternate history series

1. UnNews:The election is finally over! Ron Paul disposes of other candidates in ironic ways, elects self president of America. Keen work, Ron!
2. UnNews:Treacherous lies and slander from the Ron Paul base! Fear not, America is not yet dead, for a brave new silver knight will come forth in a flourish of Angels to save us from these desperate times! Hark, of course I refer to the one and only Mike Gravel!

[edit] Other

• The Legacy section in John Caldwell Calhoun
• The "little differences" paragraph and the "preservation" quote in Dead Nigger Storage
• Most pictures on my all my articles

That is all... for now.

[edit] Current(ly abandoned) projects

1. UnBooks:Beverly Hills Tales (will never work on forever)
2. User:Thekillerfroggy/HowTo:Sing like the Bee Gees (indefinite hiatus)
3. User:Thekillerfroggy/Cat (I forgot the idea behind this one)

[edit] My Bible(s)