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	PS: Thanks for voting on Holy Cheese on VFH.

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Everyone agrees that the killer WAS, IN FACT, a froggy.

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	Friggin' geology...

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	Remember: Fuck the hippies, nuke those whales!

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	PS: Thanks for learning HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd on VFH.

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Your vote for NotM is much appreciated. As a token
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should you ever be looking for a goalie while planning
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THANK YOU FOR VOTING!
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Come see us sometime, the doctor would love to ~~meat~~ meet you.

Thank you!
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you voted for my article, and this guy here didn't diplomatize you.

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(That's about as serious as I get, so please interpret this as a heartfelt expression of gratitude.)

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has awarded you:
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AHEM!

IS THIS SOME KIND OF FUCKING THANK YOU?!

You head on over to the VFH page, and notice that Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?! is no longer there. No it hasn't been stolen you fucking moron! It's simply been moved to the Main Page.
Kindly accept this offering of Jalapeño Cheddar flavored Cheetos as a personal thank you from RAHB for voting for it. Now stop viewing this template and clean the fucking carpet!

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CUP STACKING!
Which, as we all know, is a totally real sport.

Dr. Skullthumper has awarded you a roll of toilet paper for voting on bathroom humor. In fact, you voted for it, too. Really quite a plus. So thanks.

Seriously, treat the toilet paper nicely. It's a bit... you know... sensitive. You might want to laugh at the jokes it makes. Particularly the one about the plunger and the bomb. God, only heard that one five million times...

Dr. Skullthumper has awarded this user a ridiculously yellow template because they have learned they must put down their duckie. It's been an emotional journey, I'm sure, but they've managed to—

Stop clawing at the monitor. It's only a picture.

Anyway, thanks for voting.

BIG MOTHER AND BIG FATHER ARE WATCHING YOU!

Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night

They can see a Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light

Thank you for voting
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Your A Big Psychic Now!

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