User:Thematrixeatsyou

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My User:*/*.JS hack failed. Sry. I have an alternative, though ;D Pity I have to break formatting right now.

This experienced editor is seeking to adopt new users.

[edit] Javascript stuff

I'm messing around with some JavaScripts.

• If you want some fun hacks that you can punch into your address bar, you'll want these fun scripts.
• If you want some more useful stuff, try GreaseScript, and follow the instructions. I haven't got much so far, but it's got some really handy stuff.
• If you, <insert name here>, hate {{USERNAME}} template abuse, here's a CSS hack, which isn't exactly JavaScript, and it isn't that evil DVD protection either:

1. Go to your uncyclopedia.css file.
2. Add this line to it: #insertusername { background: #ffc000; }
3. Save.

Voila, you can now tell the difference between people who don't like you and emos.

GenuineGrue tags are disabled.

[edit] Some stuff I got on my talk page

• 5 welcome notes, including 1 UnNews one and 3 "Welcome to Uncyclopedia!" ones
• 3 4 UnNews ninjastars (and zim is now my friend :D)
• 2 "thanks for voting" notes
• 3 "merry christmas" notes
• 1 UnTunes ninjastar, though I think that was placed on my old userpage.

[edit] Format-breakers

This user thinks that Mr winkler is GAY, quite annoyingly

This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.

This user contributes with Debian because the swirl is hypnotic.

This user believes Iceweasel is less offensive than the copyrighted alternative.

This user has adopted Fist of Judgement.