User:Thyultimate

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This user has been adopted by The Thinker.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be dexter.

This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

This user walks down the
left hand path.
Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
(List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)
♀♂ This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Counter-Strike retail box This user is an Asian and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Ragnarok24-7.
Image:Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
This user is the random incompetent milquetoast that destroyed his lung inside of your salad fork so you must reward him/her with your dazzling Dunmer.
This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user supports free operating systems because he/she is basically a cheapskate.

This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.

(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)

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