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Terrorists and Wannabe Supreme Rulers of the World

Seductive, but lethal:	Kim Possible - Nikola Šećeroski - Furby - Penguins - Lindsay Lohan - Jimbo Wales - Santa Claus - Azula
Religious leaders:	Osama bin Laden - Father Director Teddy Rydzyk - Rev Ian Paisley - Al-Qaida - Al Queda - Al-Qaeda - Al Pieda - Schnappi - Stevie Wonder - Kyle Broflovski - God - Ron Paul - Jesus - Satan - Jack Chick - Fred Phelps - Admiral Ackbar
Military leaders:	George Dubya Bush - Tony Blair - Fidel Castor - Emperor Palpatine - Bert - Dr. Evil - Dick Cheney - Yahoo - Jillian - Samuel L. Jackson - Karl Rove - Hugo Chávez - Napoleon I - Lo Pan - Generalisimo Severiano Javier Figueira Liste de Juncal de la Costa Trasmonte y Oroso - Saddam Hussein - Pox
Hollywood terrorists:	Michael Moore - Sean Penn - Rosie O'Donnell - Tom Cruise - Lindsay Lohan
Eastern imports:	Lenin - Joseph Stalin - Genghis Khan - Adam West - Adolf Hitler - Karl Marx - Nelson Mandela - Vodka
Miscellaneous terrorists:	9-Eleven - Artemis Fowl - Ducks - Michael Howard-Bird Flu - Avian flu - Backstreet Boys - Bill Gates - Blofeld - International Mad Scientist Convention - James Hetfield - The Al Queda Network - Tesco - Jihad★Mart - Wario the Quario - Terraists - Spork, Squirrels et al. - Kermit the Frog - Oprah - Dr. Nefarious - Irkens - Goldfinger - Zimmi - Invader Zim - French culture - French people - French language - Cyborg Zim - Irken Empire - Republican Zim - Chairman Drek - Ronald McDonald - Stewie Griffin-Steve Ballmer - Dr. Robotnik - Homsar - Skull and Bones - (The late) John O'Cahan - Skeletor - 4chan - Bowser - Koopa Kids - Jimmy Neutron - Robot pirate ghosts - Baba the Turk - Cream the Rabbit - Meg Griffin - Mewtwo - Sharkboy - Mario - Bill O'Reilly - Daleks - Hezbollah - Hawk Harrelson - Leonard Bernstein - Don Imus - Rush Limbaugh - Liberty Medical - Timmy Turner - Jack Thompson - Bubs Concession Stand - Blue Man Group - Bert Newton- Paul Bearer - Your mum - Bill Clinton - The Government - Adam Powell - Jews - Pillsbury Dough Boy - New England Patriots- Red Stripe Guy - Chris Chocola - Jerry Springer - Zebra
Three Fat terrorists:	Al Gore - Brian Peppers - You