User:Todd Lyons/bibliography
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[edit] Articles
- Asperger Syndrome ~ In collaboration with Famine
- Bassist
- Billy Graham
- British Invasion
- Canadian content
- Cannibalism
- Captain's log
- Celebrity Death Match
- Celebrity Roast
- The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women—Nominated by emc. :) Featured November 23-24, 2006.
- David Gilmour (rewrite)
- Dead Politicians Club
- Dear John letter—Nominated by Hardwick Fundlebuggy. Featured December 8, 2006.
- Dwight Schultz
- Ecky-Thump ~ In collaboration with Mhaille. Featured May 17, 2007.
- Edit War (video game)
- Edward Bulwer-Lytton
- Embracing Mediocrity—Three days from completion to front page featuredom. Thanks everyone! Nominated by Winston. Featured June 2-3, 2006.
- Fecal E.Coli—Featured November 24-25, 2005. (amazing art by RadicalX).
- Fedora Core (product box by RadicalX)
- Fake announcer voice
- Flin Flon, Manitoba
- Fozzie Bear
- Franco-American War
- Garrison Keillor
- Handicapped ~ In collaboration with Claudius Prime
- Heywood Banks
- Horton Hires a Ho—Nominated for featured article by Rcmurphy. Featured October 14-15, 2006. (book cover by InfiniteMonkey).
- How Do I Love Thee
- HowTo:Get Banned—Nominated by Anonymous IP. Featured July 23-34, 2006.
- HowTo:Speak Tamarian
- Ice cream truck
- I Wandered Lonely Through A Cloud
- Invictus
- John Turner
- Knight
- Life's Answerable Questions—Featured December 26, 2006
- Linus Torvalds (rewrite)
- Linux (rewrite)
- Lobe (album cover by Mhaille)
- MediaWiki
- Memory (rewrite)
- Microsoft Windows (rewrite)
- Nikki lesson
- Neil Young
- The Night After Christmas—Featured December 26-27, 2005. (art by RadicalX and Mhaille).
- The Norton Anthology of Poetry, Vogon Edition
- OCD—So nice, it was featured twice! February 22, 2006, 12:11 AM - 12:18 AM and February 26-27, 2006. (M&Ms by MoneySign).
- On a stick—Nominated by OsirisX. Featured May 21-22, 2006.
- Oscar Mayer—Nominated by Kaizer the Bjorn. Featured June 4-5, 2006. My first back-to-back feature!
- Patriotism ~ In collaboration with Claudius Prime and Mhaille
- Pittsburgh Pirates (logo by Mahroww, campus pic by Winckle)
- Prima donna
- Proctology
- R. L. Stine
- Red Hat Linux
- Richard M. Stallman—Nominated by Sikon. Featured February 11-12, 2006. (photos by Doug and Mahroww).
- The Road Not Taken
- Rock Hudson
- Ronnie James Dio's Big Book of Nursery Rhymes
- The Root of All Evil—Nominated by SimulacrumCaputosis. Featured May 6-7, 2006.
- Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
- St. Ignucius (stained glass by One-eyed Jack)
- Shall I Compare Thee
- Stench (album cover by Mhaille)
- Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
- Sue
- The Taming of the Shrew
- Teapot (rewrite)
- To Be Announced (band picture by RadicalX)
- Tom Servo (rewrite)
- The Tragically Hip
- Unfair use
- UnNews:Ex-Wal-Mart employee pleads guilty to fraud
- UnNews:'Grandpa Munster' Al Lewis undead at 95
- UnNews:Litter a see is on Dee Kline expurtz say
- UnNews:Nut, housing shortage foments squirrel race war
- UnNews:Rolling Stones play for free in Brazil
- UnNews:U.S.-Mexico drug tunnel discovered
- UnNews:Veganism as environmentally harmful as meat production, scientists prove
- UnNews:Whale swims through downtown London
- UnPoetia:Ozymandias
- Unquotable:William Shatner
- The Vagina Monologues—Nominated by Hindleyite. Featured December 10, 2006.
- Whore: A Retrospective
- Why?:Are we here
- The Writer's Almanac / The Best of The Writer's Almanac
- Worst 100 Inventions of All Time
[edit] Audio Recordings
- AAAAAAAAA! (info)
- Nigerian census finds millions of rich, desperate princes (1225KB, info)
- Grass found to be greener on the other side (1222KB, info)
- Rumsfeld Silences War Critics With Op-Ed Piece (805KB, info)
- Osama bin Laden awarded star on the Walk of Fame (847KB, info)
- U.S.-Mexico drug tunnel discovered (795KB, info)
- Last spot in heaven taken; hundreds waitlisted (557KB, info)
- Veganism as environmentally harmful as meat production, scientists prove (2434KB, info)
- Nut, housing shortage foments squirrel race war (3697KB, info)
- Ex-Wal-Mart employee pleads guilty to fraud (2745KB, info)
- Rumsfeld blames fiasco on faulty simulations (2924KB, info)
- Fanboy disappointed by PS3 (2933KB, info)
- North Dakota Dick Festival expected to draw thousands (1675KB, info)
- The Bowels of Hell open at The Root of All Evil (1982KB, info)
- North Korea pokes South Korea with a really big stick (2473KB, info)
- UnTunes:Middle Aged Suburban White Guy Rap—Nominated by Kip the Dip. Featured December 3, 2007.
- UnTunes:Stinky Love Song
- UnTunes:I Like Cats (The Other White Meat)
