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[edit] Article Votes

[edit] Ecky-Thump

Vote: Ecky-Thump

Score: 17 sausage based ninja skills

Nomination: Sir Mhaille Image:Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 08:55, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 19

Featuredrc (t) 04:40, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

  1. Nom & For -- Ee lad, tha'll nev'r look a pork pie inth'eye again! -- Sir Mhaille Image:Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 08:55, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
  2. Ooh yeah. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 10:49, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
  3. Aye -- Shiny3.png Shiny2.png Shiny1.png sannse Pretty.png esnnas Shiny1.png Shiny2.png Shiny3.png 11:27, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
  4. Word because I'm an American that thinks he can do a British accent well. And I most likely can't.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:19, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
  5. Hehe -- I'm British. Nuff said. Randomator 21:36, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
  6. Deadly. --Kelpan 22:01, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
  7. For And I'm just waiting to hear more equally impressive satire on the White Stripes' new album. *Someone whispers into Squiggle's ear* Ah. Well, even if it doesn't have anything to do with the blues-influenced American garage rock band, it's still pretty good. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:08, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
  8. For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:24, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
  9. A little too British for my taste, but still For. Image:Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:24, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
  10. For this one's a goody. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 05:52, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. Hooray for the English! Hooray for the Goodies! {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 08:01, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
  12. Aye 'Ey up, lad. -- Pigeon 11:03, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
  13. Ay' that's champion --Dantoller 21:36, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
  14. For -- Can't say it's too British. The primary author is Canadian. ;) ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 22:05, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
  15. For. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUNWotMUotMPotMAotMEGAEDMUPotMMAFEZotMIotMVotMUGotM (shout) 01:41, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
  16. For. -- Mitch 01:48, 11 May 2007 (UTC)
  17. For ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:53, 12 May 2007
  18. GOODIES--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  09:45, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
  19. For sausage-based humour. Sir Modusoperandi 17:45, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against Didn't make me laugh. Matt lobster 23:50, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
  2. Sorry I must be one of those American sods, or wanks or whatever the proper nadsat terminology would be.. --THINKER 11:15, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • Americans have no honour. -- Pigeon 11:20, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Seriously, dissenting opinions lack valour (and also, velour) --THINKER 11:31, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Also seriously, the correct insult would be calling you George Bush, according to some guy next to me; people around me have even less originality than I do. Don't worry, English these days don't use use the vowel 'U', given our vocabulary is limited to "Innit mate!" I need a shotgun... -- Pigeon 11:43, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
  • The extent of our youth's knowledge on the subject is limited to what is portrayed on Family Guy, and Simon Cowell...oh and that House fellow, I hear he's one of you also.. :)
    (for the record, I can guarantee you I'm the only person under 25 in the state of Florida who owns a Herman's Hermits record, so sue me) --THINKER 11:52, 10 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Yep, you certainly are!(for the record, I don't think Herman's Hermits is a bad band. But record? Come on! Illegal downloads is the American way ( just as hanging on in quiet desperation is the Englishway))-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:58, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
  • I DJ. And records sound better. Don't think it has anything to do with my vast collection of borrowed music files though. --THINKER 13:38, 14 May 2007 (UTC)


[edit] The Vagina Monologues

Score: +16 genitalia that won't shut the hell up

Featuredrc (t) 07:13, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Heh. I felt like I needed to build some foundation before the payload delivery, but I'm sure the intro could be tightened up. :) ~ Major Sir Todd Lyons GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC 17:09, 25 November 2006 (UTC)
Comment ~ Yes. Sad, but true. I even complained about it in one of my recent newscasts. Sadly. ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 05:55, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
  • You must be horribly retarded or possibly you've never even heard of it. Tragic.. Lacey clicky 00:30, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Dear John letter

Score: +18 versions enjoyed

Featuredrc (t) 07:05, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Clarification ~ Actually, it's as long as several of its competitors combined: 15:04, 12 November 2006 ‎Dear John letter (hist) ‎[16,775 bytes] ‎Todd Lyons ~ but the content is random. It's meant to be re-loaded and re-read several dozen (97?) times.  :) ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 05:34, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong for. This article screams at that heartless bitch to be on the front page.--Procopius 13:35, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --—Braydie 13:44, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Brilliant idea brilliantly executed. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 23:43, 1 December 2006
  • Five it's like a For but one integer more emphatic.Nullius in Verba 19:37, 2 December 2006 (UTC) (UTC)
  • For; I oppose tax cuts for the wealthy. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:02, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For--Winston 12:20, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, but only because it occasionally mentions "restraining order". Ahhh, good times.--Sir Modusoperandi 07:31, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak For. I like random, but it can be sometimes too random. Still good though. --Anyone 18:45, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR! Very good, but by the time you read this ill be looking at the next article.The preceding unsigned comment was added by Drewcoll (talk • contribs) - dif
  • Weak For Okay, I love the idea.. but I dislike how this would work on the front page. But I'll leave it up to the admins to figure that out :] Though I am still a little meh about it. -- Lacey clicky 00:19, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For a classic article Phal112 09:28, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For unrequented love. -- Tits McGee 14:01, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Floor Mr. Bob approves.--Mr. Bob 16:49, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] UnBooks:The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women

Score: +19.5 stupid thoughts

Featured (He always does this when it's my turn at bat. Gone, like a fart in the wind.) ~ Major Sir Todd Lyons GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC 06:48, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

Nom & For - A lot of work went into this; one of the best UnBooks out there by far. Absolutely terrific. -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 05:33, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

Todd Lyons will never get laid. For--monika 05:44, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 09:13, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For - The Blaque
  • For (?) ~ This just goes to show that after a over year here, I still have no idea which of my articles are funny, and which ones suck. Thanks for pointing this one out. ~ T. (talk) 11:40, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- Agree with Monika. Todd Lyons is the only one who'll never get laid. -- mowgli 12:46, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. XD --Image:Icons-flag-us.png SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 13:15, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For. The Todd Lyons hit parade continues.--Procopius 13:53, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For - --Image:Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:44, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak against. Funny, definitely. But you can find this kind of humor all over the place.
    "Speaking of all over the place, my wife/girlfriend/whatever is so fat that her ass..." ..Ah, forget it...
    --So So 15:04, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- Hindleyite 15:16, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 19:33, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
  • against, don't hit me. it is funny, but it's an unbook not an article, it should be here UnBooks:Vote for Featured UnBook - jack mort | cun | f@h | talk - 19:59, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Llama-Llover 21:54, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For --User:Nintendorulez 22:02, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against unbooks are mediocre jokes in themed giftwrapping. + article much to close to the truth. Be off with you --Vosnul 23:43, 4 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I must admit, the lack of any "Now really, what kind of question is that?" responses was odd. Although if one formed it that way, it may be out of the question already... --Ж Kalir nobody knows my gender 03:30, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For Seems good enough Premier Tom Mayfair 03:49, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:27, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For.--Winston 15:46, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- I helped it a little bit, and I think it's funny, so why not. LadySway1985 00:23, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Funny and useful. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:46, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. You saved my love life AND my marriage--I'll never get kicked in the balls again! Thanks T.! --Anyone 20:30, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For Mrthejazz 23:38, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Definitely Against I didn't laugh at all, pretty weak. 24.94.19.107 00:31, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against I think that it could make for a good satire on the stupidity of male attitudes to women, but it just seems to use those attitudes as props - and that stuff has been done before, sadly. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 08:39, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against, as per SoSo & HF.--Sir Modusoperandi 08:48, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I would prefer there to be some more general advice mixed in, rather than just an endless procession of questions and answers. Well, not endless, but a procession nonetheless. 15Mickey20 21:54, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak against. It is funny, but mostly a collection of good jokes and not really "a great piece of writing".---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 03:30, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For--Viking 12:55, 8 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak AgainstFunny but more of a list than an article.--Winstanley1 11:46, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For the love of a good woman. -- Sir Mhaille Image:Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 14:04, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Because I could actually use this. I can't get past hooking up at parties. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 01:10, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For- Nice! --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 01:20, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For- Amazing article props - Noradseven
  • For, it's funny enough as it is. Johnleemk 15:38, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Just against. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 09:57, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I could have sworn I already voted for this, like, a month ago.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:45, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For Very good stuff you've got ther. --Sir Zombiebaron 00:49, 23 November 2006 (UTC)

[edit] UnBooks:Horton Hires a Ho

Score: +28

Featuredrc (t) 02:36, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

  • Just Nom for now Okay, I don't know what demented mind wrote this (I don't check authors before I vote or nominate articles), but it's a stark discourse on human sexuality that deserves to be burned in a fire. I mean read. —rc (t) 00:50, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For I was thinking of nomming this myself. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:00, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:09, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Obligatory For. - You'd have to know the guy it's based on. His theory was that marriage is just prostitution with more expensive gifts and less exciting sex. With a guy like that, the story writes itself. ~ T. (talk) 01:16, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. This is a disgrace to the internet that has infuriated the puritan within me with its tasteless irreverance. That being said, it's a funny funny.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:48, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For but it's a shame (for me) this got here just after my self-nom. Ah well. --Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey or was it a giant monster or a robot? 02:08, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Ho, the places you'll go!--Procopius 02:15, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • This is sick, and has "lawsuit" written all over it. Hm, come to think of it, a lawsuit is just what we need to raise our profile. Strong for. InfiniteMonkey 04:33, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For, and there will be more Dr. Seuss coming soon. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 05:47, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • 4444!  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! I my cat! 07:44, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • 3. --L 10:21, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Oh yeaaah. Daddy likee. And who hasn't gotten stiffed by a prostitute? --Anyone 14:04, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 16:21, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For - -Stevo the Human, now with an article!!
  • For. But the question is, can he do it in a train? Can he do it in the rain? Can he do it in the park? Can he do it just for a lark? Help me, I'm just bullshitting in Seussian verse... Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (01:14, 11 October 2006 (UTC))
  • For. I'd be a ho if I passed up the chance to vote for this before it got on the main page. John1728 09:26, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For ^_^ Premier Tom Mayfair 12:01, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 13:14, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong for. Hilarious!--T-Roooy 15:59, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Ho yeah. Such whornederful prose. -- Hindleyite 16:02, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Something rhyming with for. --User:Nintendorulez 21:55, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For- priceless. --The Llama Llover
  • Sure said the...fur? --Ginchael 23:42, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Hell yes. -- [SIR] e|m|c [talk] 23:54, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For just to be redundant. Also, I saw this linked, I think it was in the recent articles template, and just from the title I could tell it was nommed. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:06, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For Har har.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 03:18, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Ho ho ho. Great to see poetry on the front page....FOR. -- Sir Mhaille Image:Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 07:43, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 13:54, 13 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For One of the absolute best articles I have ever seen on Uncyclopedia. Bravo. --Thetanmancan 00:51, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

[edit] HowTo:Get Banned

Featured - ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|MDA|+S 06:16, 23 July 2006 (UTC)

Score: +19
  • Against. Bleh--TKF 16:24, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Against - How to get banned? Was somebody having trouble with that? Here? Now that's funny.--Immy 19:06, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Now the admins track the people who do what it says to make their job easier.--Cray Z. 07:22, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Against...Doesnt even really count as an article, just OK anyway...--Sir Cornbread 22:30, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For --The Stig | Abt me | Rant 06:24, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Half the stuff on there is a direct reference to something Flameviper has done. 24.145.222.85 16:24, 26 June 2006 (UTC) vote by sockpuppet/meatpuppet of Flameviper, both banned (ironic).
  • For I wish I had had this when I first got here! --Chimzar 22:15, 26 June 2006 (UTC)
  • for this is funy unsigned vote
  • No because it's a list inside of a HowTo. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN