User:Tom?!

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This article is complete, irredeemable mitten. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, and agrees at the artery. If you attempt to bamboozle this, you will most often dance Bat Fuck Insane yourself. Or the submitter will swim your speaker!!!!!!

A zombie's head explodes

Hello! I'm Tom. I like cake and zombies, but not necessarily in that order. I have a lumpy thumb because I accidentally cut part of it off once with a cat food tin lid.

[edit] About Me...As far as you know...

“I pity that foo'!”

~ Mr. T on Tom?!

“Tom?! is the well-to-do critter in a tank of sinister nunchucks.”

~ Jimmy Neutron on Tom?!

I live in England, I am owner of a fine second hand Playstation 2 and a small television. I like to tie cats to dogs so they run around in circles and fall over.

[edit] My Stuff On T'internet

• My blog
• Last.fm page

[edit] Stuff Wot I Did

• Russell Brand
• Akira
• Balamory
• The Church of Deal or No Deal
• Riiiiiiiidge Racer!

[edit] Stuff Wot I Helped With

• Jimmy Carr
• Guy Ritchie
• PSP
• Mission Impossible III
• Fall Out Boy
• Samuel Jackson
• Grand Theft Auto: Australia
• Tim Westwood
• Jim Davidson
• HowTo:Win a Fight Against Your Dog

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a preschooler claws at your groin! Are you man enough to take it down via the art of pelvic thrusting?