User:Tom mayfair

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    my anti-drug




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Awards



Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month February 2007


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Knight Commander of the Order
This user's user page can be leased. Ask for details..

User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

This user destroyed Wikipop. Don't mess with copyrights, people..
This user single handedly rebuilt Wikipop. Don't mess with crazy people..
Of his several university degrees, this user is most proud of his degree from Uncycloversity.
9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

This user is a member of the Reviewing Committee, because they are self opinionated knowitalls.

This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Fire Department.

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This user is a Communist
& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
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8,400 This user has contributed 8,400 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
IRC This user frequents the IRC because he doesn't have a social life.
笑话 This user has a sense of humor. Something which most users lack.
INTJ This user has tested positive for INTJ on the Myers-Briggs Test.
This user should not be trusted.
This user runs the Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.
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In Soviet Russia, userbox uses YOU!!.
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This user is genetically superior to most users.
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This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.

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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

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This user owns a sufficient amount of uranium & will sell it to the highest bidder.
Against all reasonable probability, this user found a the love of his life.
This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species.
This User has been officially punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their mistakes and don't get flogged.

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This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
This user understands American sign language.
li-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Logic.
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ht-N This user is a native speaker of HTML.
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This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain
This user raises their own chickenbox.
This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

This user is one of the Illuminati & herds garden goats.
Wag This user knows that Walgreens sells children for smack.
This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
This user is a member of the Inner Party and is probably watching you.


This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
Flying Spaghetti Monster This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
This user is a pyromaniac.


This user hides his WMDs in coffee cans in his backyard.
This user hates you and everyone you care about.
This user is a jackass.
This user is worthless to Uncyclopedia & should be huffed.
This user thinks that they are worth something.
This user is not The Thinkerer.
This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
This user denounces Wikipedia.
This user has a Commons Account.
ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.
11 This user has written 11 articles because this user has no life.
Image:Paxil UB.jpg This user needs his Paxil. You just don't farkin' get it!? DO YOU!?
This user has been given an Olive Wreath so they can hang it on their head. Ask and ye shall receive!

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.


This user supports the giving away of free iPods.

"This is a userbox. It gives you information about the user you are reading about."
~ Captain Obvious

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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
This user can be found on the Uncyclopedia Frappr Map.
NO This user doesn't care.
This user loves pi
This user has an unhealthy obsession with Hello Kitty.
Image:Grue Jammy.gif This user is in the Red, Yellow & Green Squadrons of the Grue Army.
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This user is a N00bin in Yoinxx and can transfer money in Uncyclopedia with Checks.
IP This person's IP is 71.228.206.180.
2 This user rewrote 2 articles for the bi-annual Conservation Week. Save the forest.

This user adept of suicide in small fees. Cool, aint it?
This User has a MySpace
They are, so, like, totally lame...
This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

This user is a reincarnation of Lucretia Maria Davidson.
This user is a reincarnation of Lucille Ricksen.
This user is a reincarnation of Nancy Spungen.
This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)

This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
This user believes that admins are control freaks.
This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
This user will give you a seizure.
This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

This user is an administrator, which explains his/her exceptionally high stress levels.
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This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfasctory life unless he forwards this userbox to 10 friends.
This user hands out flowers to the Uncyclopedians that do it best.
This user hates spam.
3rdPerson.jpg This user has a tendency to talk to himself in the third person.
This user smells of cabal.
Tom mayfair is an UnTunes contributor. Hearing protection should always be worn within fifty yards of them.
This user is an evolutionist and thinks intelligent design is a load of BS.
This user is too smart for their own good.
This user has an UnCommons Account.
This user skeets on people.
See HowTo:Skeet to learn how.
This user is a sockpuppet.
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