User:Tooltroll/Cereal Monogamy

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Cereal Monogamy is the obsessive-compulsive disorder of maintaining a morning monodiet, viz. breakfast cereals.

[edit] Clinical Definition

[edit] Types of Cereal Monogamy

[edit] Trix is for kids, you silly rabbit!

[edit] Kookoo for Cocoa puffs

[edit] Get Lucky's charms

[edit] Eat your Wheaties

[edit] Related Syndromes

[edit] Dicks are for chicks, you silly faggot!

[edit] Hey, you kids! Get out of that Jell-o™ tree!

[edit] Gotta have KD

[edit] Betcha can't have just one!

[edit] Franken-Berry, Crunchberry, Roddenberry, and other cult leaders

[edit] Toucan Sam compromised

[edit] The kidnapping of Pop

[edit] The unsolved murder of Tony the Tiger