User:Totalakrieg Man

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Totalakrieg Man is the founder and leader of the Pointless Drivel Gestapo, dedicated to rooting out and eliminating horrible aritcles. He is also a cartoonist currently working on "The Supernaturals", a superhero comic.

Note: I'm new, so give me time to build my page.

[edit] About Me

Yeah right, like I'm actually gonna reveal anything about myself.

[edit] Pointless Drivel Gestapo

We're onto you.

The PDG is an unofficial band of "article mercenaries" who hunt down and judge articles composed of pointless drivel. Let's just say that, at the very least, the articles are heavily edited to a higher caliber of content. So far, here are their ranks...

• Me.

Pathetic, I know. But it just got started. Say something on my discussion page if you want to join.

[edit] MAH USERBOXES

This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user is one Jolly Rodger.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user denounces BENSON.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there. Also, general lack of your-mom jokes rampant

Hey! Hey! You! You! This user wants to be your girlfriend!

This user is addicted to video games.

This user is an adventurer.

This user has eye beams.

This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.