User:Toungebud
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“In Soviet Russia, Toungebud discalceates YOU!!”
~ Russian Reversal on Toungebud
“Toungebud tastes like chicken to me.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Toungebud
“HELP!”
~ Journey to the Lost Isle-er's Sockpuppet on help
| Toungebud | |
|---|---|
| |
| Kingdom | Plan T - for toast |
| Phylum | Mr. Bean |
| Class | Trouser snake |
| Order | See League of Benson |
| Family | See below |
| Genus | Albert Einstein |
| Species | non-Mudkip |
| Binomial Name | Snapdragon( )
|
| Primary Armament | Lurking, Lunging, Eating bees |
| Secondary Armament | well, A seed. |
| Power Supply | Sun |
| HP: | 200 |
| Mana Points: | 200 |
| Strength: | 100 |
| Intelligence: | 120 |
| Weight | 10⅔-20 Lb. |
| Length | 1-4 Ft |
| Special Attack | இயபோழ ௬ஷஔ ஈஇட and ◌
|
| Conservation Status | Common somewhere |
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!”
~ Rambo
“The Toungebuds is white and green.”
~ Captain Obvious on 2nd-grade stuff
“Tounge- what?”
~ Frog
The angry founder, or da angruh flounder.
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“Better to reign in Hell than serve in Toungebud.”
~ John Milton on Toungebud
“The British Empire and the French Republic, linked together in their cause and in their need, will defend to the death Toungebud.”
~ Winston Churchill on Toungebud
