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Heh.. I do enjoy Boobs.. and Remote controlling them is even better. 
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and I understand those two above me.
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| This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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| See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
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| No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.
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| Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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| What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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| This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects.
They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
