User:Tuck99

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Contents 1 Randomness Follows: 2 People I Hate 3 Me and My Monkey 3.1 What I have to say 3.2 My Advice on life 4 Did you know: 5 And now a word from the Magic 8-Ball

[edit] People I Hate

If you are one or more of these people, go away

[edit] Me and My Monkey

About Tuck99

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This user is left-handed. In Latin they would be sinister. (List of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

This user is a Mac User. Eat up. (List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)

MEH This user redefines lazy.

1 This user has written 1 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

This user is an Australian ... Strewth! Crikey! Fark! (List of Australian Uncyclopedians)

This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

An adventurer is this user! He or she plays Kingdom of Loathing. His/her ID number in the game is #977148.

This user is cooler than you.

This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!. You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user is a pyromaniac.

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NO This user doesn't care.

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

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[edit] What I have to say

Greetings

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[edit] My Advice on life

• Don't get pissed off at computers ......or else

• Don't pat the grue ......or else

• Don't try to prove 0.999999999999999999999999999999999........=1 ......or else

• If you are satan, keep off the roads ......or else

[edit] Did you know:

• ...that if you combine the Red Menace with the Yellow Peril you get Ronald McDonald Orange?

• ...that they say that "A barbecue often cooks steaks rare and fingers well-done."?

• ...that the Japanese have a saying: "A man cannot read the same Wikipedia page twice"? The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.

• ...that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy?
• ...that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy?

• ..that Wiener sausages are named after the mathematician Norbert Wiener?

• ...that he who smelt it, dealt it?

• ...that he who denied it, supplied it?

• ...that he who said the rhyme, did the crime?

• ...that if you combine the Red Menace with the Yellow Peril you get Ronald McDonald Orange?

• ...that according to The Gruesome Book of Grues, Gill Bates obtained Supreme Commander status by challenging Deep Grue to a Mortal Kombat match, and then switched off Deep Grue's power supply while it was distracted?

• ...that if more societies burned environmentalists instead of coal, CO₂ emissions could be cut by up to 40%?

[edit] And now a word from the Magic 8-Ball

“Don't count on it.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Vince McMahon