User:Ubergrue

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This article wants to drink your blood!

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about Ubergrue.

dudes, i need more templates. also, delete repeats. i dont need em. except the power level OVER 900! thing.  and get rid of text.

High Gen. Grue,
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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about Ubergrue.

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Ubergrue.

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This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

This user's IQ is OVER 9000!!!!.

This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is a mutant.

This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

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This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Temp

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This user supports the giving away of free iPods.

This user is an evil clown. Fear his/her evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!

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This user is Canadian
...and knows what
a block heater is!!

This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected return date is December 35, 2007. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.

Question: is this page supposed to be about the stuff u cant put on the other articles? i.e. stuff about teachers, friends...?

Shhhhhh! This is a humour free zone.

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Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

--Ubergrue 16:34, 20 September 2007 (UTC)hahahahahahahahahahahah

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should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

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Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass
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They should be very proud of themselves for that.

This foul knave hath been slain.
If this is thy talk page, please note that thou art deceased.

The great and noble knight Denyiir
hath killed Anti-wilde with his lance
because Anti-wilde is a nefarious evil-doer.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Ubergrue

User page

I Found Money Award
This poor bastard ended up at Money$ign's user page from
hidden links from various articles. Feel sorry for them. I do.

Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

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This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.

This user can see what you don't.

Sense

This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

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And is a suspect of terrorism
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭

$$$

This user is a libertarian, so he prefers chicks that shave their armpits (or guys that were introduced to the toothbrush).

PIELAND

This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.

(List of Pielanders)

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight

This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.

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 This user contributes using DOS.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user uses Opera, but is above petty musicals.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

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This user is apart of the offical Uncyclopedia Alliance for Cyber Nations. God help us.

This user supports free operating systems because he/she is basically a cheapskate.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Pirates do it till you walk the plank.

This user is a Transformer and has the powers to obliterate you!

Be aware of this user's laser cannon.

This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

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This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia.

This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with his/her money!

This user watches Wheel Of Fortune.

This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

This user loves Maddox.

Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.

This user is a Net Authority Violator

This page does not contain enough templates

Please add some, for the love of Sophia.

This article is crazy ass psycho and may suffer from ADHD HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT ASS!!!!!!!!!

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This article is complete, irredeemable attorney. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, and deceives at the solar plexus.
If you attempt to sanctify this, you will most haphazardly agree Bat Fuck Insane yourself.
Or the submitter will adhere your stick!!!!!!

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Somebody set up us the bomb.
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This article makes no sense whatsoever, and has caused the heads of various people to asplode. You can save these people by popping it full of lead, and featuring it on Animal Planet, yo!Also, your hair is showing.

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This user loves pi

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This user does not know how to shot web.
Please help by teaching them.
(List of other users not knowledgeable on this subject)

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This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on his\her userpage!

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CENSORED

This page is censored by an authoritarian regime claiming that it is for your own good.

This article was written about a chickenhead.

The author knows this because he has frequently "chatted" with Ubergrue at the meetings.

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Please stop reading or risk SEHS.

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This article contradicts everything. Uncyclopedia encourages this, so please rewrite it so it contradicts nothing and your mom.

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This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb!

No, really!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.

BS	This userpage is bullshit.

IP	This person's IP is 127.0.0.1.

This user is ~~stupid and gay~~ an ambassador of the Spanish Inciclopedia here, in Anglo-Saxon lands.

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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

1+	This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This article intentionally left blank
Except for this message box claiming blankness
Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!

This page is a piece of crap. The author(s) acknowledge this.

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This article is likely to be eaten by a grue. I suggest you run like hell or cast Frotz before it eats you too.

This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

中共	This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

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This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.

This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

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This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates His return.

This user be getting drunk on the beer volcano.

This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!

This user likes welcoming new users to the wiki.

This user, Ubergrue, is a genuine Puppet Master.
This person has done (assumedly) bad things to Uncyclopedia
under 3 - 3000 pseudonyms, as referenced here.

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This article is really incofuckingherent and is a disgrace to the Internet. We suggest that you vote it the Featured Article immediately.

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This user is a proud Rigist.

This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."

This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government